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Shishiwakamaru
06/12/22 6:55:53 PM
#1:


He literally just sits there and reads gamefaqs?

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Irony
06/12/22 7:00:45 PM
#2:


He hits filter and separates suspensions by account level.

Anything veteran and up: select all -> purg
Anything below: select all -> ban

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KainWind
06/12/22 7:20:26 PM
#3:


Please

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Mistere Man
06/12/22 7:21:03 PM
#4:


Look up the cable company on South Park.

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nfearurspecimn
06/12/22 7:21:53 PM
#5:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqpY5kEtA2Y

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Jiek_Fafn
06/12/22 7:26:19 PM
#6:


Here's an outline of his typical day:

Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work flow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Error
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Error's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out
Puke on Error's desk
Jump out the window
Score some coke
Crash my car
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck its brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now I'm dead

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The Catgirl Fondler
06/12/22 7:26:42 PM
#7:


Could always ask him.

Yo, yeah you @SBAllen. What does a website administrator do, and is there any unique job demands when it comes to GameFAQs specifically?

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Old NoiseTank
06/12/22 8:42:56 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqpY5kEtA2Y

lol

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Jagr_68
06/12/22 8:46:19 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Here's an outline of his typical day:

Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work flow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Error
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Error's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out
Puke on Error's desk
Jump out the window
Score some coke
Crash my car
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck its brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now I'm dead

So that's an average day for you then?

You chop your balls off and die?

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LordMarshal
06/12/22 8:47:30 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Bomb the Russians

Hes not the hero we deserve.
But the one we need right now.

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Null_Gain
06/12/22 9:09:13 PM
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The "s" in sballen might stand for sleepy, going by how things are ran

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