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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 5:28:44 AM
#1:


He's a 17 year old college student studying philosophy. He arrives home on Wednesday hand in hand with a girl and says "Oh hi Dad/mommy. This is my girlfriend Jane, she's training to be a cop."

She seems nice and you have some small talk before leaving them to it.

But then on Friday he takes another girl, Leshaniqua to a Rammstein concert. She's a Tiktoker with thousands of views and you assume they're just friends until you see some of the Tiktoks where they're kissing/hugging all over each other and she refers to him as her boyfriend.

Then on Sunday Makoto, an exchange student from Japan, who wants to be a doctor comes over for "English Tutoring" but instead you quickly hear them fooling around behind the door.

You quickly realize that these girls have 0 knowledge of each other and your son is dating them all at the same time on the sly.

https://i.imgur.com/nkGKiac.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/07/22 5:32:25 AM
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You are playing a dangerous game, when they find out this will end badly, better that they all know about each other and learn to share you.

If they refuse to share you dump the ones you care least about and stick with the one you like most or whichever one is open to sharing you.

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bevan306
06/07/22 5:33:42 AM
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I'm now organising a surprise party for my son, and everyone's invited

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 5:35:43 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
You are playing a dangerous game, when they find out this will end badly, better that they all know about each other and learn to share you.

If they refuse to share you dump the ones you care least about and stick with the one you like most or whichever one is open to sharing you.
This reminds me of Jade Empire

Where you can bang 2 chicks at once (for some reason the Gay Guy can't be involved in this) and if you do they confront you and make you choose.

IF you choose then they both dump you for breaking the heart of the other.

If you refuse to choose, then you become a thrupple and have implied threesomes off camera.

A writer was working hard to get his fetishes in

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DocDelicious
06/07/22 5:37:41 AM
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Good for him. No one should be tied to one person in their teens/twenties, they don't even know what they like yet.

How do you know what your favorite flavor of ice cream is if you've only ever had vanilla?

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Back_Stabbath
06/07/22 5:39:18 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He's a 17 year old

high five

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Trumble
06/07/22 5:45:06 AM
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Yeah, nah, I'm not letting him get away with that shit.

If it's a case where it's an open thing and they're all aware of each other, or at least aware that it's an open relationship (without specifically knowing if/who the other girls are), that's different; but if he's just outright cheating, nah, fuck that.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 5:54:28 AM
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Trumble posted...
Yeah, nah, I'm not letting him get away with that shit.

If it's a case where it's an open thing and they're all aware of each other, or at least aware that it's an open relationship (without specifically knowing if/who the other girls are), that's different; but if he's just outright cheating, nah, fuck that.
So what would you do?

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ViewtifulJoe
06/07/22 5:59:03 AM
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Wonder if he's still trying to find a latina or if he's reached his limit.
Edit: Also leap at the opportunity to say "Son, I am disappoint."

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DanHaren2022
06/07/22 6:00:25 AM
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ReignFury
06/07/22 6:02:06 AM
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I'd be proud and help him get away with it

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 7:08:03 AM
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Wonder if he's still trying to find a latina or if he's reached his limit.

Bruh....

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/07/22 7:13:13 AM
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Sufferedphoneix
06/07/22 7:14:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This reminds me of Jade Empire

Where you can bang 2 chicks at once (for some reason the Gay Guy can't be involved in this) and if you do they confront you and make you choose.

IF you choose then they both dump you for breaking the heart of the other.

If you refuse to choose, then you become a thrupple and have implied threesomes off camera.

A writer was working hard to get his fetishes in

I gotta replay jade empire. I remember none of this.

Anyways I'd warn my son how badly it could end but I would not interfere. Sometimes people need to learn the hard way

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bsp77
06/07/22 7:16:43 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Good for him. No one should be tied to one person in their teens/twenties, they don't even know what they like yet.

How do you know what your favorite flavor of ice cream is if you've only ever had vanilla?
Not good for him if he is lying to them about exclusivity. That is just being an asshole.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 7:25:20 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...


I gotta replay jade empire. I remember none of this.

Jade Empire spoilers:

https://youtu.be/n6rzFpufCko?t=5162

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Trumble
06/07/22 7:26:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So what would you do?
My first course of action would be to talk to him about it and explain why it's wrong and give him a chance to do the right thing about it, but if he doesn't... at the very least I'm telling them, and there's a nonzero chance I end up disowning him.

To be clear, this would not apply if he was open with them and everyone was cool with it. I have no problem with polyamory as long as it's done honestly.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 7:31:13 AM
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Trumble posted...


To be clear, this would not apply if he was open with them and everyone was cool with it. I have no problem with polyamory as long as it's done honestly.
Well you say that.

But then what happens when all 3 get pregnant?

Trumble posted...
My first course of action would be to talk to him about it and explain why it's wrong and give him a chance to do the right thing about it, but if he doesn't... at the very least I'm telling them,

So would you tell them in person or like go on their social medias? Burst into your son's room while they're there?

Might make good content for Leshaniqua's Tiktoks

and there's a nonzero chance I end up disowning him.

Whoa...Extreme


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Chadwick69
06/07/22 7:34:02 AM
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Trumble posted...
My first course of action would be to talk to him about it and explain why it's wrong and give him a chance to do the right thing about it, but if he doesn't... at the very least I'm telling them, and there's a nonzero chance I end up disowning him.

To be clear, this would not apply if he was open with them and everyone was cool with it. I have no problem with polyamory as long as it's done honestly.

I'm now imagining the sons point of view in this situation. "My dad is a total creep, he got personally invested my love life and tracked down and messaged the girls I was banging."

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Turbam
06/07/22 7:34:31 AM
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Why does he call his mother "mommy" and just calls me "dad"?

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Crimsoness
06/07/22 7:34:37 AM
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Give him a Stone Cold stunner

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 7:38:15 AM
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Turbam posted...
Why does he call his mother "mommy" and just calls me "dad"?
Asking the real questions lol

I guess that's how you brought him up.

Maybe you told him off or gave him stern looks for calling you daddy.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/07/22 8:28:49 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Jade Empire spoilers:

https://youtu.be/n6rzFpufCko?t=5162

Yeah definitely never got this

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cjs28
06/07/22 8:29:21 AM
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Give him a high five

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 4:13:47 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Yeah definitely never got this
I guess you were a good boy

Back in the day I pretty much went for any romance option that was avaiable in a video game lol

IIRC I flirted with the gay guy in Jade Empire too but he just didn't get involved in the Triangle.

I think I ended up getting Liara and Ashley to cat fight over me in Mass Effect too

Although no threesomes there. What happened Bioware?

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coolguyjimmy
06/07/22 4:16:02 PM
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My son will be addressing me as Sir.
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Scintillant
06/07/22 4:17:47 PM
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The reactions in this topic explain a lot

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EyeWontBeFooled
06/07/22 4:18:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well you say that.

But then what happens when all 3 get pregnant?

You done fucked up, kid. Say hello to child support the second you turn 18


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Maninstagnate
06/07/22 4:29:25 PM
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My duty is over next year. Don't wear protection and you'll be taking my place.
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Shotgunnova
06/07/22 4:53:52 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/7/AABhrNAADUIr.jpg

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garan
06/07/22 5:54:36 PM
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First of all, I am not paying for a philosophy major under any circumstances. That's a fucking stupid waste of money.

Secondly, I warn him that this will have something bad come of it if he's lying about being exclusive.

And he better be using condoms.
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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 12:34:51 AM
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garan posted...
First of all, I am not paying for a philosophy major under any circumstances. That's a fucking stupid waste of money.

Secondly, I warn him that this will have something bad come of it if he's lying about being exclusive.

And he better be using condoms.
Scholarship maybe?

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Sufferedphoneix
06/08/22 6:34:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I guess you were a good boy

Back in the day I pretty much went for any romance option that was avaiable in a video game lol

IIRC I flirted with the gay guy in Jade Empire too but he just didn't get involved in the Triangle.

I think I ended up getting Liara and Ashley to cat fight over me in Mass Effect too

Although no threesomes there. What happened Bioware?

Nah I played evil originally. Don't even remember a gay guy.

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 6:55:47 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Nah I played evil originally. Don't even remember a gay guy.
Sky I think his name was

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Sufferedphoneix
06/08/22 7:08:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sky I think his name was

The bandit I think? Can you romance him as a man? I tended to play women on my evil playthroughs and neglected romance as such

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 7:20:06 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
The bandit I think? Can you romance him as a man? I
https://youtu.be/RAu6jlMV7-Y

Sufferedphoneix posted...
tended to play women
I see the problem

Threesome is male only

No girls would ever want a threesome- Bioware

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divot1338
06/08/22 7:22:04 AM
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Change my name to Bosley and suggest he open a high end private detective agency. Then I offer to manage the day to day affairs of the ladies.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/08/22 7:24:26 AM
#38:


UnfairRepresent posted...
https://youtu.be/RAu6jlMV7-Y

I see the problem

Threesome is male only

No girls would ever want a threesome- Bioware

I have played guys but iirc I went I knowing who I wanted. Did one play getting with dawnstar ibthink her name was. Then another with the princess

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008Zulu
06/08/22 7:27:46 AM
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Nothing wrong with keeping your options open, besides, who's to say the three girls aren't secretly seeing each other or even other guys behind his back?

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Trumble
06/08/22 7:28:34 AM
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008Zulu posted...
who's to say the three girls aren't secretly seeing each other or even other guys behind his back?
ITP: Two wrongs make a right.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/08/22 7:29:01 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Nothing wrong with keeping your options open, besides, who's to say the three girls aren't secretly seeing each other or even other guys behind his back?

You know this used to be normal. But that was also a time where people didn't typically fuck on a first second or third date.

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 7:34:28 AM
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Scintillant posted...
The reactions in this topic explain a lot
What's wrong with Jade Empire?

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 7:21:43 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
You know this used to be normal. But that was also a time where people didn't typically fuck on a first second or third date.
Teenagers? When

Puritan America?

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Sufferedphoneix
06/09/22 7:34:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Teenagers? When

Puritan America?

Well older teens. Pretty sure my grandad met my grandma in her teens. They called it courting back then I believe. Though it was usually the woman taking on several different dates if my memory serves correct

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 7:40:17 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Well older teens. Pretty sure my grandad met my grandma in her teens. They called it courting back then I believe. Though it was usually the woman taking on several different dates if my memory serves correct
My grandparents fucked the shit out of other folks when they were teens

The Internet didn't invent sexual desire

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HagenEx
06/09/22 7:41:35 AM
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So you ARE winning, son.

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Antifar
06/09/22 7:42:08 AM
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"Son, I don't approve of your behavior. You shouldn't date a cop."

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 8:01:08 AM
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Antifar posted...
"Son, I don't approve of your behavior. You shouldn't date a cop."
in training *

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Sufferedphoneix
06/09/22 9:51:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
My grandparents fucked the shit out of other folks when they were teens

The Internet didn't invent sexual desire

Never mentioned the internet. I just doubt people where prone to fucking on a first date. Never said hookups didn't happen

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