Current Events > You're at a bar and a 919's friend walks over to you

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Touch
06/02/22 2:18:41 PM
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The friend tells you: "Hey. My friend thinks you're super cute".

What's your move?

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DrizztLink
06/02/22 2:20:30 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/SQjCkO8.gif

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Freddie_Mercury
06/02/22 2:24:54 PM
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assume its a prank

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Touch
06/02/22 2:25:34 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

A 919

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Baha05
06/02/22 3:02:57 PM
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Touch posted...
A 919
What the hell is a 919?


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Touch
06/02/22 3:09:58 PM
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Smh @ not knowing what a 919 is

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Were_Wyrm
06/02/22 3:10:55 PM
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Baha05 posted...
What the hell is a 919?
Area code for Raleigh NC

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Sunhawk
06/02/22 3:12:20 PM
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It's been a few years since I've seen that rating system on CE. Funny.

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DrizztLink
06/02/22 3:12:30 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Area code for Raleigh NC
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TZN
06/02/22 3:13:21 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Damn, how the times have changed in CE.

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Turbam
06/02/22 3:14:50 PM
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1-9 on how attractive they are
0-1 0 means wouldn't smash, 1 means would
I forget what the last 1-9 means

It was always a stupid ass meme.

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pfh1001
06/02/22 3:15:27 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
assume its a prank
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Error1355
06/02/22 3:16:02 PM
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Wow, folks don't know the area code stuff. Wild.

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ZeroV2
06/02/22 3:18:13 PM
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1-9 is body
0 or 1 is smash or not smash
1-9 is face

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Touch
06/02/22 4:12:35 PM
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ZeroV2 posted...
1-9 is body
0 or 1 is smash or not smash
1-9 is face
Here's a real OG smh Turbam

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 4:14:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbx7m2qVVA0

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 4:14:28 PM
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What the fuck, how the FUCK did CE forget the area code system of ranking women? It's been around here forever until recently >_>

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carpediempimp
06/02/22 4:15:03 PM
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The 919 stuff was always kinda corny honestly

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RealityDose
06/02/22 4:15:19 PM
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>be irish
>never give a fuck about American Area Codes
>but I gave a fuck about this one

FOR SHAME CE

body, fuck/no fuck,face

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 4:15:31 PM
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I thought the 1st number was for the face

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MattcheteGuy
06/02/22 4:19:59 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
It's been a few years since I've seen that rating system on CE. Funny.

I don't even bother if she's less than a 69-420-69

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Naysaspace
06/02/22 4:21:34 PM
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So in what world does a 909 exist?

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 4:22:27 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
So in what world does a 909 exist?
She has super HIV and covid and monkeypox

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 4:22:45 PM
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And a 010 would be your hand

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RetsuZaiZen
06/02/22 4:25:50 PM
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carpediempimp posted...
The 919 stuff was always kinda corny honestly
How fuckin so?

Giving more detail is almost never a bad thing.

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Naysaspace
06/02/22 4:28:50 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
She has super HIV and covid and monkeypox
Oh i met one of those once. Amazing body with huge fake boobs and an IG model booty, but a face all fucked up with green teeth and meth pipe burns.

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carpediempimp
06/02/22 4:42:01 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
How fuckin so?

Giving more detail is almost never a bad thing.


sometimes doing to much is corny

and this does too much

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Trumble
06/02/22 4:46:07 PM
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Fart.

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Jabodie
06/02/22 4:46:57 PM
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Sorry, I don't talk to women that don't think I'm an UGLY FUCK

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CelestialVoices
06/02/22 4:48:19 PM
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https://youtu.be/_76a5DQqVx8?t=136

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Arcanine2009
06/02/22 11:24:06 PM
#35:


"Well, tell your friend to come over here then!"

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action52
06/02/22 11:49:18 PM
#36:


Naysaspace posted...
So in what world does a 909 exist?
Maybe if she's your sister? Oh wait, this is CE, where being your sister makes her more attractive. Never mind.

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pauIie
06/02/22 11:52:44 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
So in what world does a 909 exist?
relative

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Garioshi
06/02/22 11:54:32 PM
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I have a boyfriend

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Garioshi
06/02/22 11:55:06 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
So in what world does a 909 exist?
Serial killer

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TheFuriousInch
06/03/22 12:00:46 AM
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=-fU7VjFAU9o&list=WL&index=65

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