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Scintillant
05/27/22 12:05:25 PM
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do you accept

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a-c-a-b
05/27/22 12:07:00 PM
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Deal.

I'm pretty used to puking up nasty stuff. This will probably be worse, but well worth it for that kinda money.

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TheUmbersun
05/27/22 12:08:20 PM
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Just one month and done? Fuck it let's go
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TheGoldenEel
05/27/22 12:13:11 PM
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How many times a day

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PMarth2002
05/27/22 12:21:53 PM
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TheUmbersun posted...
Just one month and done? Fuck it let's go


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TooSoon
05/27/22 12:27:21 PM
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Sure. My natural bowel cycle only makes me poop 2-3 times a week at most. I feel bad for those who have to do it once or twice a day.
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shiby with it
05/27/22 12:30:17 PM
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Yeah, provided there's no adverse health effects. I guess I'd just diet for a month and try to eat things that don't make your shit smell absolutely terrible.

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RenescoStCewl
05/27/22 1:35:52 PM
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TooSoon posted...
Sure. My natural bowel cycle only makes me poop 2-3 times a week at most. I feel bad for those who have to do it once or twice a day.
I have ibs and go mutiple times a day. I would still take this deal without hesitation.

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JimmyFraska
05/27/22 1:36:53 PM
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As long as my health is the same after the month is over, yes.
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averagejoel
05/27/22 1:37:51 PM
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sure

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Vicious_Dios
05/27/22 1:49:15 PM
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Fuck. No.

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Vyrulisse
05/27/22 1:51:49 PM
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TooSoon posted...
Sure. My natural bowel cycle only makes me poop 2-3 times a week at most. I feel bad for those who have to do it once or twice a day.

You might wanna get a checkup.

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bigblu89
05/27/22 1:53:10 PM
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TheUmbersun posted...
Just one month and done? Fuck it let's go

JimmyFraska posted...
As long as my health is the same after the month is over, yes.

This.

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TooSoon
05/27/22 1:56:00 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
You might wanna get a checkup.

Nope, whatevers been normal for you is considered normal in terms of your poop pattern since it differs per individual. And its not like I poop bricks either.
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angeleyes94
05/27/22 2:25:18 PM
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I'm the scat man, doo, dat, dat ,dadda, dah.

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angeleyes94
05/27/22 2:26:12 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...


You might wanna get a checkup.


Please see a proctologist scat, this is serious.

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TheGoldenEel
05/27/22 2:50:59 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
You might wanna get a checkup.
whatever is normal for a person is normal

some people poop 2-3 times per week and are perfectly healthy. Other people poop 3+ times per day; that can be perfectly healthy too

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/27/22 2:52:03 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Fuck. No.

I could have sworn you already do this.

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Vicious_Dios
05/27/22 6:30:55 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I could have sworn you already do

Difference is, I would've gotten paid for it if that were the case. What's your excuse?

Oh wait...

RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I have nothing else to say



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kawalimus
05/27/22 6:34:37 PM
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normal is anywhere from 3 times a day to once every 3 days. so 2-3 times per week is fine.

I'd do it even though I have bad emetophobia.
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Billyionaire
05/27/22 6:36:51 PM
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People waste their entire lives flipping hamburgers, trading their entire day and hard work for mere dollars. But suddenly we're too good to poop out of our mouth for a month and be set for life?

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rexcrk
05/27/22 6:46:06 PM
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Being set for life for a single month of something gross and unpleasant?

Sign me up


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