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g0ldie
05/21/22 11:43:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/0/AAY0fDAADQZ0.jpg

meanwhile in the MCU:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_g2b4WTc4

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Umbreon
05/21/22 11:47:57 PM
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That's somehow even dumber than Batman refusing to go down on Catwoman.

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Cheater87
05/21/22 11:48:11 PM
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So much pent up frustration and lust are causing villains?

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Panthera
05/21/22 11:52:32 PM
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Oh, so THAT'S why the Joker is so crazy

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Irony
05/21/22 11:52:39 PM
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Bruce Wayne puts his penis through the fly of his underwear during sex

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Smashingpmkns
05/21/22 11:53:24 PM
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Gaiman confirmed this the other day. I guess the context was that the MC in Sandman was supposed to say he used to masturbate to magazines or something. Like just a throwaway line and DC came back at him with this weird shit lol

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FortuneCookie
05/21/22 11:57:26 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


The Harley Quinn show on HBO Max. DC made them cut out a scene where Batman was going to go down on Catwoman because, "Heroes don't do that."
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Axiom
05/21/22 11:57:59 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah something about marketability. DC depends a lot on other merch and they think sexuality is going to cause them to lose profit or some nonsense
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Tyranthraxus
05/21/22 11:59:04 PM
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Umbreon posted...
That's somehow even dumber than Batman refusing to go down on Catwoman.
They retconned that.

On panel.

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pfh1001
05/21/22 11:59:44 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The Harley Quinn show on HBO Max. DC made them cut out a scene where Batman was going to go down on Catwoman because, "Heroes don't do that."


Those people couldn't possibly be more wrong-- you aren't a hero if you don't love cunnilingus.
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Irony
05/22/22 12:04:27 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Those people couldn't possibly be more wrong-- you aren't a hero if you don't love cunnilingus.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/1/AAJHVqAADQZ_.jpg

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FortuneCookie
05/22/22 12:05:38 AM
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lol
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g0ldie
05/22/22 1:49:37 PM
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DC = don't cum

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g0ldie
05/23/22 12:33:39 AM
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one more

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pegusus123456
05/23/22 1:15:59 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I guess the context was that the MC in Sandman was supposed to say he used to masturbate to magazines or something.
The main character in Sandman is the supernatural personification of dreaming, so he probably wasn't the one jerkin' it to magazines <_<

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