Current Events > How would you react to Gordon Ramsay screaming at you when you're cooking?

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UnfairRepresent 05/21/22 2:12:00 PM #1:	You're cooking dinner for your friends and family when you find out Gordon Ramsay has been invited He starts loudly screaming that you're fucking up. Your food is Raw, cold, mush, too soupy,bland and if you even know what you're doing. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/9/AAZiH8AADQUL.jpg How would you react? What would do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965203215] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>You're cooking dinner for your friends and family when you find out Gordon Ramsay has been invited He starts loudly screaming that you're fucking up. Your food is Raw, cold, mush, too soupy,bland and if you even know what you're doing. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/9/AAZiH8AADQUL.jpg How would you react? What would do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 05/21/22 2:15:15 PM #2:	I'd probably just freeze up while thinking "This is the greatest moment of my life and I want it to last forever" --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:965203269] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably just freeze up while thinking "This is the greatest moment of my life and I want it to last forever" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 05/21/22 2:20:10 PM #3:	"If you don't like how I'm cooking, YOU fucking do it! " Then we get free gordon ramsay meal --- Always check timestamps... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:965203368] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>"If you don't like how I'm cooking, YOU fucking do it! " Then we get free gordon ramsay meal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 05/21/22 2:21:18 PM #4:	I'd challenge him to make a grilled cheese sandwich --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MryA0iKJoOo <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:965203387] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>I'd challenge him to make a grilled cheese sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/21/22 2:22:43 PM #5:	"Yes Chef!" and actually listen to him unlike some people. If he saw me attempting to cook, he would yell at me and rightfully so. I'd love to learn from a master at his craft. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:965203413] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>"Yes Chef!" and actually listen to him unlike some people. If he saw me attempting to cook, he would yell at me and rightfully so. I'd love to learn from a master at his craft. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 05/21/22 2:24:47 PM #6:	He can cook. I already don't like cooking, I'm not going to stand there and do it while someone's yelling at me. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:965203462] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>He can cook. I already don't like cooking, I'm not going to stand there and do it while someone's yelling at me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhitGameR44 05/21/22 2:27:42 PM #7:	"Either you cook the food yourself, shut the fuck up, or leave." "I suggest both the latter." --- Proud Owner of a NES, N64, PS2, Xbox, PS3, 360, Wii, PS4, X1, PS5, XSX, PSP, 3DS, Vita and PC Total Games Completed: 800 <cite>WhitGameR44 posted [p:965203535] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>"Either you cook the food yourself, shut the fuck up, or leave." "I suggest both the latter." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 05/21/22 2:28:22 PM #8:	How would YOU react, TC? --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:965203549] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote> How would YOU react, TC? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 05/21/22 2:28:36 PM #9:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AAfJppAADNSa.jpg --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! _Stuff_ posted "I love u red Luigi girl" <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:965203555] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AAfJppAADNSa.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/21/22 2:30:38 PM #10:	rexcrk posted... How would YOU react, TC? WhitGameR44 posted... "Either you cook the food yourself, shut the fuck up, or leave." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965203606] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>How would YOU react, TC?</quote> WhitGameR44 posted... </cite> <quote>"Either you cook the food yourself, shut the fuck up, or leave." </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nunyobidness 05/21/22 2:55:15 PM #11:	I put down whatever utensils I'm using and turn off the burner or oven. Then I hold up my cell phone and say out loud "I'm ordering Pizza, who wants what on it?" <cite>Nunyobidness posted [p:965204134] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>I put down whatever utensils I'm using and turn off the burner or oven. Then I hold up my cell phone and say out loud "I'm ordering Pizza, who wants what on it?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 05/21/22 2:58:47 PM #12:	Had dream where that happened and I kept messing up. It was intense. --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:965204213] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Had dream where that happened and I kept messing up. It was intense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 05/21/22 3:05:19 PM #13:	Why is a meal with my friends and family being shown on TV? --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:965204342] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Why is a meal with my friends and family being shown on TV? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 05/21/22 3:17:14 PM #14:	I'd cry tbqh --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:965204610] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>I'd cry tbqh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NashtheLion 05/21/22 3:17:48 PM #15:	Continue cooking fully torqued <cite>NashtheLion posted [p:965204626] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Continue cooking fully torqued </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/22/22 9:59:33 AM #16:	ellis123 posted... Why is a meal with my friends and family being shown on TV? Prob because Gordon Ramsay is there --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965220354] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>ellis123 posted... </cite> <quote>Why is a meal with my friends and family being shown on TV?</quote>Prob because Gordon Ramsay is there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 05/22/22 10:17:54 AM #17:	"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT SANDWlCH" --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:965220611] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT SANDWlCH" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 05/22/22 10:19:23 AM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... How would you react? What would do? Presumably I'm near knives and fire, so he'd better stfu real quick. --- i7-12700F - 3060 Ti - 32GB 3200 - 1440p <cite>bluezero posted [p:965220634] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How would you react? What would do?</quote>Presumably I'm near knives and fire, so he'd better stfu real quick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltyMcAltface 05/22/22 10:20:43 AM #19:	i'd call the cops and tell them that some unhinged asshole got into my house somehow and started freaking the fuck out at me while i was trying to cook, and if he tries anything while i'm on the phone i'd pop him one right across the jaw --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch <cite>AltyMcAltface posted [p:965220649] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>i'd call the cops and tell them that some unhinged asshole got into my house somehow and started freaking the fuck out at me while i was trying to cook, and if he tries anything while i'm on the phone i'd pop him one right across the jaw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 05/22/22 10:22:02 AM #20:	That'd be a pretty fun show. Bad Cooking Interventions with Gordon Ramsey. <cite>Nemu posted [p:965220671] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>That'd be a pretty fun show. Bad Cooking Interventions with Gordon Ramsey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElleRagu 05/22/22 10:33:40 AM #21:	i'd tell him to shut the fuck up --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:965220828] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>i'd tell him to shut the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
holy_bolt 05/22/22 10:39:23 AM #22:	"You talk alot of shit for somebody in cumshot distance" --- If it was about babies we'd have universal maternal care. There would be no charge no matter how complex the delivery. But its not about babies, is it? <cite>holy_bolt posted [p:965220942] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>"You talk alot of shit for somebody in cumshot distance" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaulJenkins 05/22/22 10:40:00 AM #23:	purposely make it worse --- Raul <cite>RaulJenkins posted [p:965220954] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>purposely make it worse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/22/22 11:17:19 AM #24:	Tell him to fuck off. I'm not a 5 star chef but my food is perfectly fine unless I'm cooking something for the first time. Even then it's usually OK. I'm not a good cook in reality but if the instructions im give are good enough I can replicate it. I can just never remember all the instructions so I need them every time. At least the cooking temp and time. Stuff like how to season it I can remember fine. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:965221559] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to fuck off. I'm not a 5 star chef but my food is perfectly fine unless I'm cooking something for the first time. Even then it's usually OK. I'm not a good cook in reality but if the instructions im give are good enough I can replicate it. I can just never remember all the instructions so I need them every time. At least the cooking temp and time. Stuff like how to season it I can remember fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 05/22/22 11:28:27 AM #25:	I probably wouldnt react much. I work in a field where people already yell, scream, threaten and on some occasions try to attack me. Staying calm and chill is specialty of mine at this point. I suppose I'd just say "I can still make a better grilled cheese than you." Then offer him a drink. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:965221734] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>I probably wouldnt react much. I work in a field where people already yell, scream, threaten and on some occasions try to attack me. Staying calm and chill is specialty of mine at this point. I suppose I'd just say "I can still make a better grilled cheese than you." Then offer him a drink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/22/22 12:20:50 PM #26:	Senta posted... I probably wouldnt react much. I work in a field where people already yell, scream, threaten and on some occasions try to attack me. Staying calm and chill is specialty of mine at this point. I suppose I'd just say "I can still make a better grilled cheese than you." Then offer him a drink. Where do you work? --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:965222562] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Senta posted... </cite> <quote>I probably wouldnt react much. I work in a field where people already yell, scream, threaten and on some occasions try to attack me. Staying calm and chill is specialty of mine at this point. I suppose I'd just say "I can still make a better grilled cheese than you." Then offer him a drink.</quote> Where do you work? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIe 05/22/22 12:30:37 PM #27:	He would't because I'm flawless --- Spirits sing of a powerful creature that rules over all that is mystic. <cite>FabIe posted [p:965222712] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>He would't because I'm flawless </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 05/22/22 12:38:38 PM #28:	Sufferedphoneix posted... Where do you work? City jail. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:965222863] in How would ... [t:80029023]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite> <quote>Where do you work?</quote> City jail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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