Current Events > Judge: "I sentence you to work at Walmart for one year!"

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Pepys Monster
05/21/22 10:25:49 AM
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How do you react?

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lilORANG
05/21/22 10:26:22 AM
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What was my crime?

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Pepys Monster
05/21/22 10:27:20 AM
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lilORANG posted...
What was my crime?
Running stop signs or something.

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UnfairRepresent
05/21/22 10:28:05 AM
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I'd react with confusion considering that's totally not enforcable and very quickly to talk to my lawyer about whatever the fuck kind appeal we'd need to file and instantly win.

Probably seriously look into how to get the judge disbarred. Would talk to my lawyer about whether it's worth going full Karen and making a big stink about the case publically to go viral.

I'd also have to ask if he means ASDA or if I'm getting sent to America

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Fade2black001
05/21/22 10:29:17 AM
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Is working at Walmart bad?

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FabIe
05/21/22 10:30:17 AM
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Fade2black001 posted...
Is working at Walmart bad?

Yes, the fuck kind of question is this?

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Tyranthraxus
05/21/22 10:32:01 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
How do you react?

Sue him for 8th amendment violations.

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k1zzl3_82
05/21/22 10:33:26 AM
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Fade2black001 posted...
Is working at Walmart bad?
I work at a distribution center and make over 30/hour. They are an awful company, but I have made a pretty nice living here for the last 10 years.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/21/22 10:43:22 AM
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I worked for them from 2002 to 2008.

3rd shift I might add.

Seen some wild and crazy shit after 2:00.

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Compsognathus
05/21/22 10:46:35 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Sue him for 8th amendment violations.
They are never getting me to work there again.

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EyeWontBeFooled
05/21/22 10:56:36 AM
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NO NOO NOOOOOOOO!

*dragged away screaming *

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Umbreon
05/21/22 11:01:31 AM
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Fade2black001 posted...
Is working at Walmart bad?

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

I beg for solitary confinement instead, the lesser torture.


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