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Pepys Monster
05/19/22 4:29:07 PM
#1:


*Slams gavel*

Wyd?

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Were_Wyrm
05/19/22 4:30:12 PM
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So the judge sentences him to be your butler?

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Irony
05/19/22 4:30:17 PM
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Ask for death penalty

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A_Good_Boy
05/19/22 4:31:06 PM
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That ain't too bad. Warehouse women are super friendly.

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TheUmbersun
05/19/22 4:31:17 PM
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Better than what I'm doing atm
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angeleyes94
05/19/22 4:32:34 PM
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Slack like a mf since they can't fire me as it is court ordered. They can call me slow poke Rodriguez.

Anyway already did it was shit but the pay was okay.

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 4:39:15 PM
#7:


I'll clock in and do nothing

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ViewtifulJoe
05/19/22 4:41:29 PM
#8:


I think you have a story idea here.

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voldothegr8
05/19/22 4:44:51 PM
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I'd purposefully fuck up every order, and be slow doing it.

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Squall28
05/19/22 4:47:11 PM
#10:


Didn't say I have to be a warehouse worker. Would just be an engineer still.

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Blue_Target
05/19/22 4:49:35 PM
#11:


bring a pee bottle

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NightRender
05/19/22 4:50:28 PM
#12:


I'd rather be Jerry Seinfeld's butler.

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guydude21
05/19/22 4:52:30 PM
#13:


ViewtifulJoe posted...
I think you have a story idea here.
365 nights at amazons

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berlyman101
05/19/22 4:53:00 PM
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I ain't going back

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Southernfatman
05/19/22 4:53:11 PM
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NightRender posted...
I'd rather be Jerry Seinfeld's butler.

Because he's MY butler.

(came in to reference this)

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Funkydog
05/19/22 4:57:31 PM
#16:


Sue for inhumane punishment under the humans right act.

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