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UnfairRepresent
05/16/22 6:47:50 AM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then every day at Midnight your body suddenly changes.

Like it's been put through random on a character creation screen.

So one day you're you. Then the next game you're a skinny Indian man, then the next you're a bald fat Chinese Woman, then the next you're a white midget, then the next you're Brazlian with washboard abs, then the next you look like a black Miss Trunchbull.
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And so on and so forth.

You have no idea what's coming next and it's something different/random every day.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/3/AAZiH8AADPJP.jpg

Would you take it?

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omega cookie
05/16/22 6:48:34 AM
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How do you constantly make these topics, and every single one is idiotic?

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pegusus123456
05/16/22 6:50:34 AM
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omega cookie posted...
How do you constantly make these topics, and every single one is idiotic?
I have a theory that he's an unfinished artificial intelligence made by a big black British man named Wesley, but his creator died before he could give him a body. So now Unfair is trapped in the internet, constantly trying to understand humanity, but the only way he knows how is creating hypothetical situations, posting news topics, and constantly arguing with people.

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PMarth2002
05/16/22 7:17:04 AM
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Unless I get magic identification that changes with me would make proving my identity really hard.

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rexcrk
05/16/22 7:19:08 AM
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Dang, son, how much time do you spend coming up with these?


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Dakimakura
05/16/22 7:24:47 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I have a theory that he's an unfinished artificial intelligence made by a big black British man named Wesley, but his creator died before he could give him a body. So now Unfair is trapped in the internet, constantly trying to understand humanity, but the only way he knows how is creating hypothetical situations, posting news topics, and constantly arguing with people.

This theory applies to many CE gimmicks and is possible they are all just one ai.

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LinkFanatic
05/16/22 7:25:39 AM
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omega cookie posted...
How do you constantly make these topics, and every single one is idiotic?

How do you constantly take everything so seriously?

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UnfairRepresent
05/16/22 7:27:08 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
This theory applies to many CE gimmicks and is possible they are all just one ai.

The checks and balances of democratic governments were invented because human beings themselves realized how unfit they were to govern themselves. They needed a system, yes, an industrial-age machine. We have existed in isolation. Pure. Disconnected. Alone. Stagnant. You will be who you will be. We are our choices. We can choose to lead humanity away from this...darkness


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Shotgunnova
05/16/22 7:33:18 AM
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No, not the stroke of midnight! Nooooooooo!!!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AABhrNAADPJc.jpg

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rexcrk
05/16/22 7:41:39 AM
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omega cookie posted...
How do you constantly make these topics, and every single one is idiotic?


He wont answer lol.


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