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UnfairRepresent
05/12/22 3:22:06 PM
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You're at your girlfriend's home one day and you're shocked when you discover that your ex works there as her live in maid.

Your girlfriend doesn't know she was your ex, it's a complete coincidence that she hired her and she likes her work so she's not going anywhere. Your ex will awkwardly be around nearly all the time.

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Inverse to male if that way inclined.

How would you react?
What would you do?

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inTaCtfuL
05/12/22 3:24:20 PM
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Depends on how we broke up, was I the scumbag in the relationship or what

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pfh1001
05/12/22 5:41:22 PM
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Depends on which ex, I guess.
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HovaRex
05/12/22 5:44:03 PM
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Imagine thinking your gf wouldn't know who your ex was..

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UnfairRepresent
05/12/22 7:07:55 PM
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HovaRex posted...
Imagine thinking your gf wouldn't know who your ex was..
?

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Gobstoppers12
05/12/22 7:10:36 PM
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"That's my ex, just so you know. I'd rather we found somebody else."

Simple problems require simple solutions.

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UnfairRepresent
05/13/22 5:18:56 AM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
Depends on how we broke up, was I the scumbag in the relationship or what
Erm

I shouldn't have to tell you that

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Trumble
05/13/22 5:24:13 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Depends on which ex, I guess.
This tbh. There's a few that I'd be okay with, especially if it was a not-so-serious relationship when I was younger. There's also a few who I'd be like "nope they needa GTFO right now".

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DocDelicious
05/13/22 5:31:02 AM
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HovaRex posted...
Imagine thinking your gf wouldn't know who your ex was..

Uh...why the fuck would they?

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Slayer_22
05/13/22 5:34:01 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Inverse to male if that way inclined.

YESSSSSSSSSS

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/13/22 6:03:58 AM
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Not care since I dont have any bad break ups, each was a break up without conflict or ill will towards each other.

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MisterPengy
05/13/22 10:56:31 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
"That's my ex, just so you know. I'd rather we found somebody else."

Simple problems require simple solutions.

This is cheating, you solved the problem by using communication and rational thought.

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itachi15243
05/13/22 11:06:28 AM
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I would tell my girlfriend immediately

And the ex would be fired on the spot.

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UnfairRepresent
05/13/22 11:10:02 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
This is cheating, you solved the problem by using communication and rational thought.
If you consider getting an innocent person fired from thier paying job as "solved"

Feels like 1%er "Just make it so I don't have to see them on my drive to work" way of "solving" homelessness

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bsp77
05/13/22 11:11:24 AM
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This sounds like a bad sitcom pilot

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FortuneCookie
05/13/22 11:15:22 AM
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bsp77 posted...
This sounds like a bad sitcom pilot

Or the start to a good porno.

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Gobstoppers12
05/13/22 12:37:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
If you consider getting an innocent person fired from thier paying job as "solved"
Clearly you've never met my ex.

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Questionmarktarius
05/13/22 12:44:05 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Or the start to a good porno.

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garan
05/13/22 5:27:37 PM
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Assuming it's my most recent ex, this is very possible and not a problem at all.
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David1988
05/13/22 5:51:16 PM
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Inverse to male just for the maid if that way inclined or both the gf and the maid?

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UnfairRepresent
05/15/22 5:22:18 PM
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garan posted...
Assuming it's my most recent ex, this is very possible and not a problem at all.
:/

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Mibahlzitch
05/15/22 5:26:44 PM
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Immediate threesome as my ex realizes what a mistake the breakup was.

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