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CyricZ
05/10/22 7:45:38 AM
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Holy shit that lady had a hard fucking life except for the last few years and even then fuck Lucas for being like "and then Tusken Raiders raped her to death so Anakin could start doing evil".

I'm venting this here so it doesn't get vented in my guide. >_>

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sauceje
05/10/22 7:51:24 AM
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Jesus Christ wtf

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Were_Wyrm
05/10/22 7:53:47 AM
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Did you think the live of a slave was easy or something?

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pegusus123456
05/10/22 7:55:16 AM
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They didn't rape her to death, they just ate her god

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CyricZ
05/10/22 8:00:44 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Did you think the live of a slave was easy or something?
It's one thing to remember the movies where she got about a half an hour of screen time and another to be like "Okay time to write up a summary on everything there is about her" and being like "okay we've got enslavement, abuse, Anakin, and Tusken Raiders".

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CyricZ
05/10/22 8:23:28 AM
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On a lighter note, I'm also making a bio for this character:

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ubbla_Mollbro

Insectoid species. Opera singer. Obviously meant to appear big boobed but in fact those are egg sacs, and she's in Canto Bight looking for a "hatching partner". Her entire character is being buzzed by fathiers and singing a high note during the kerfuffle on Canto Bight.

This is where I have to start applying my creative abilities to make this palatable and PG.

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Derwood
05/10/22 8:28:44 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Holy shit that lady had a hard fucking life except for the last few years and even then fuck Lucas for being like "and then Tusken Raiders raped her to death so Anakin could start doing evil".

I'm venting this here so it doesn't get vented in my guide. >_>

Yeah, but Boba Fett hung out with them later and discovered theyre just misunderstood
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