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UnfairRepresent 05/09/22 3:10:05 PM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAZiH8AADNtH.jpg "one kid at a time and only jumping up and down on the spot like a square. The massive amounts of space is just for silent admiration " No one not named Flanders has ever obeyed that --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964907258] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAZiH8AADNtH.jpg "one kid at a time and only jumping up and down on the spot like a square. The massive amounts of space is just for silent admiration " No one not named Flanders has ever obeyed that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaManXYZ123 05/09/22 3:12:22 PM #2:	Obey the rules --- Desktop: Ryzen 7 5800X / MSI RTX 3070 Ti - Laptop: Apple MBP 16" 2019 i7 AMD 5500M - Phone: Galaxy Fold 3 Phantom Green Now Playing: Elden Ring /// 462 <cite>MegaManXYZ123 posted [p:964907311] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Obey the rules </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/09/22 3:12:26 PM #3:	It's called cya --- Oda break tracker 2022- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 12-2 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 10-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:964907312] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>It's called cya</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/09/22 3:13:07 PM #4:	Massive Fuck Off Trampolines sounds like a good product name. I'll buy 2. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:964907323] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Massive Fuck Off Trampolines sounds like a good product name. I'll buy 2. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 05/09/22 3:13:19 PM #5:	We didn't follow instructions as young kids but as we got into HS we had to start following the rule. Weight capacity was something like 250 pounds, but realistically if you had 4 100 pounds kids jumping you'd be fine. Only 2 @ 150 pounds felt safe and one 200 pounder was pretty much on their own. When you've got like 3 140 pounders, it can be easy to hit the ground, and that really sucked when you were doing a butt or back bounce. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:964907327] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>We didn't follow instructions as young kids but as we got into HS we had to start following the rule. Weight capacity was something like 250 pounds, but realistically if you had 4 100 pounds kids jumping you'd be fine. Only 2 @ 150 pounds felt safe and one 200 pounder was pretty much on their own. When you've got like 3 140 pounders, it can be easy to hit the ground, and that really sucked when you were doing a butt or back bounce. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 05/09/22 3:14:09 PM #6:	Its not hard to follow the rules --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:964907346] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Its not hard to follow the rules </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/09/22 3:14:33 PM #7:	Trampolines shouldnt even be legal [for children] --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:964907355] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Trampolines shouldnt even be legal [for children] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 05/09/22 3:15:46 PM #8:	Strider102 posted... Massive Fuck Off Trampolines sounds like a good product name. I'll buy 2. A Fuck Off Trampoline sounds like the springs are loaded enough to launch one very very far away... --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:964907391] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Massive Fuck Off Trampolines sounds like a good product name. I'll buy 2.</quote>A Fuck Off Trampoline sounds like the springs are loaded enough to launch one very very far away... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JuanCarlos1 05/09/22 3:15:59 PM #9:	Employees at one of the local trampoline parks say that almost daily one kid goes to the hospital from their place. --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... <cite>JuanCarlos1 posted [p:964907396] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Employees at one of the local trampoline parks say that almost daily one kid goes to the hospital from their place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/09/22 3:16:08 PM #10:	They put that stuff on there so you won't sue them, they know no one follows those rules --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:964907403] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>They put that stuff on there so you won't sue them, they know no one follows those rules </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 05/09/22 3:16:29 PM #11:	They just want to cover their ass from a lawsuit. They couldnt give a shit less if some dumbass kid breaks his neck. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:964907409] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>They just want to cover their ass from a lawsuit. They couldnt give a shit less if some dumbass kid breaks his neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/09/22 3:17:41 PM #12:	Spidey5 posted... A Fuck Off Trampoline sounds like the springs are loaded enough to launch one very very far away... Hence why I'm buying 2. I always wanted to experience flying. Now I can experience a few seconds of it. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:964907436] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Spidey5 posted... </cite> <quote>A Fuck Off Trampoline sounds like the springs are loaded enough to launch one very very far away...</quote> Hence why I'm buying 2. I always wanted to experience flying. Now I can experience a few seconds of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/09/22 3:20:38 PM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxupN_AdFDg --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:964907504] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxupN_AdFDg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/09/22 3:21:33 PM #14:	nevershine posted... Its not hard to follow the rules its not hard to sit still and do nothing it still sucks --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964907523] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted... </cite> <quote>Its not hard to follow the rules</quote>its not hard to sit still and do nothing it still sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 05/09/22 3:51:55 PM #15:	fuck around and find out --- ( o _o) <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:964908263] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>fuck around and find out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/10/22 4:38:28 AM #16:	JuanCarlos1 posted... Employees at one of the local trampoline parks say that almost daily one kid goes to the hospital from their place. I believe it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964922589] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Employees at one of the local trampoline parks say that almost daily one kid goes to the hospital from their place.</quote>I believe it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 05/10/22 5:03:06 AM #17:	My aunt/uncle had one that had a net around it. I have no idea why they don't all have that. Seems way safer. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:964922768] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>My aunt/uncle had one that had a net around it. I have no idea why they don't all have that. Seems way safer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/10/22 5:08:24 AM #18:	usually you jump up. there's no jumping down: that's just gravity doing its thing. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:964922798] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>usually you jump up. there's no jumping down: that's just gravity doing its thing. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/10/22 5:09:25 AM #19:	it was called jumpoline until your mom get on it. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:964922805] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>it was called jumpoline until your mom get on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/22 10:03:38 AM #21:	Ricemills posted... it was called jumpoline until your mom get on it. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964952525] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite> <quote>it was called jumpoline until your mom get on it.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 05/13/22 4:55:35 AM #22:	eston posted... They put that stuff on there so you won't sue them, they know no one follows those rules --- [This Trumble was Trumbled at the request of a Trumble or Trumble] <cite>Trumble posted [p:964999986] in Massive fu... [t:80014914]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>They put that stuff on there so you won't sue them, they know no one follows those rules</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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