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Garioshi
05/08/22 1:13:17 AM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1522699077665927169

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Noirespanties
05/08/22 1:15:48 AM
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I made it over a minute.
Almost smiled at "I'm Susan, I just said that",
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MICHALECOLE
05/08/22 1:18:56 AM
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Yeah I made it a minute and a half what the fuck was that
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Strider102
05/08/22 1:21:03 AM
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What the fuck?

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Unsugarized_Foo
05/08/22 1:21:32 AM
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I dont get it. Is Susan the insurance that cucks you because they know about medicine and the patient than the trained medical professional that had 1 on 1 time with the patient?

Cause Susan sucks.

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Questionmarktarius
05/08/22 1:22:59 AM
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Low taxes
Small government
Personal liberty

Yeah... modern conservatives suck
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viewmaster_pi
05/08/22 1:23:27 AM
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stupid message but i love the doctor's enthusiasm for sucking out his brains with a vacuum -slurping sounds-

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Shablagoo
05/08/22 1:24:31 AM
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So by this logic doesnt their founder support chopping the tips of babies penises off?

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Mistere Man
05/08/22 1:24:46 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
stupid message but i love the doctor's enthusiasm for sucking out his brains with a vacuum -slurping sounds-

Agreed! (Slurping sounds)

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Questionmarktarius
05/08/22 1:24:58 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
So by this logic doesnt their founder support chopping the tips of babies penises off?
Moses is a republican?
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Strider102
05/08/22 1:25:57 AM
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There's nothing there that makes any sense...

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au_gold
05/08/22 1:26:43 AM
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That was painful to watch.

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Strider102
05/08/22 1:28:17 AM
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I feel like the whole "my body my choice" bit is about masks during the pandemic, and abortion?

Basically they can't differentiate the differences between the two.

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Kami_no_Kami
05/08/22 1:30:19 AM
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Why does conservative comedy always seem like its making fun of conservative ideology?
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Questionmarktarius
05/08/22 1:32:10 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Why does conservative comedy always seem like its making fun of conservative ideology?
Because we know we're awful
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Garioshi
05/08/22 1:33:02 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Low taxes
Small government
Personal liberty

Yeah... modern conservatives suck
Conservatives raise taxes on the working class, support interventionism in countries halfway across the world while maintaining the largest police force and military in the world, and lock you up for smoking weed

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Questionmarktarius
05/08/22 1:34:41 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Yeah... modern conservatives suck
"Yeah... modern conservatives suck" was not sarcasm
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Unknown5uspect
05/08/22 1:40:56 AM
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This doesn't even make sense. What the fuck. But also.

viewmaster_pi posted...
i love the doctor's enthusiasm for sucking out his brains with a vacuum -slurping sounds-


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untrustful
05/08/22 1:43:55 AM
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It's the same joke told like 20 times.
"is healthcare"
"is no"

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Kim_Seong-a
05/08/22 1:47:01 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
This doesn't even make sense

I didn't watch the whole thing but my assumption is that it's an anti-abortion skit, trying to make its point by replacing a fetus with a grown adult, and letting the adult voice the opinions of a hypothetical fetus's reaction to abortion procedures.

Granted the buildup to that doesn't make sense since a fetus wouldn't go to a doctor to complain about knee pain.

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FinalFight
05/08/22 1:53:37 AM
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I guess Im dense but I dont get it. Is it a metaphor for abortion? Is it in favor of or against?

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viewmaster_pi
05/08/22 1:55:15 AM
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FinalFight posted...
I guess Im dense but I dont get it. Is it a metaphor for abortion? Is it in favor of or against?
it's saying you're a big bad hypocrite if you don't think aborting adults to treat their knees is okay. sanctity of life, blah blah blah

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h23456bca
05/08/22 2:11:13 AM
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The left cant meme

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Garioshi
05/08/22 11:02:03 AM
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https://twitter.com/politvidchannel/status/1523020204179042305?s=20&t=sXSYJdNziNxgGhrZVOnGeA

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Squall28
05/08/22 11:07:33 AM
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I don't understand what point the video is making.

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ThyCorndog
05/08/22 11:08:35 AM
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they're trying to have the guy be what it's like from the fetus' perspective I guess

they are very stupid

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Rathinor
05/08/22 11:09:59 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Low taxes
Small government
Personal liberty

Yeah... modern conservatives suck
But modern conservatives don't stand for ANY of that?
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JuanCarlos1
05/08/22 11:10:52 AM
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Leave it to conservatives to somehow making it revolve around men. THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!

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Strider102
05/08/22 11:29:56 AM
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Garioshi posted...
https://twitter.com/politvidchannel/status/1523020204179042305?s=20&t=sXSYJdNziNxgGhrZVOnGeA

That's satire, right?

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Garioshi
05/08/22 1:39:59 PM
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Strider102 posted...
That's satire, right?
No

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