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Scintillant
05/03/22 11:53:16 AM
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What do you think?

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mustachedmystic
05/03/22 11:56:38 AM
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Depends on which Jesus. Supply side Jesus thinks the rich pay too many taxes.

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SSJKirby
05/03/22 12:04:42 PM
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"I died for nothing"

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257Loner
05/03/22 12:05:29 PM
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The world was worse in Jesus's day. There is nothing in the history books you should envy.

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The_Korey
05/03/22 12:05:47 PM
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Odd question. Either he really was the son of God, and thus, is very much still aware of the kurrent state of the world.
Or he was full of shit, so who kres what a dead false prophet would think?

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Strider102
05/03/22 12:07:35 PM
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Why do you think he hasn't come back?

He realizes it's a lost cause.

Even if he did come back, or actually exist in the capacity of the bible, he'd likely be imprisoned or even executed.

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CrimsonAngel
05/03/22 12:08:33 PM
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"You're telling me you carry around a device that has access to the sum total of human knowledge and you use it to shitpost on a dying message board"

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Solar_Crimson
05/03/22 12:09:25 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This.

And American Christians would hate him because he's not anywhere near like what they were taught to believe.

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Funkydog
05/03/22 12:10:28 PM
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"Looks like we need another flood. Bigger and better than last time"

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/03/22 12:10:34 PM
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Jeebs would be like "the fuck is happening??" while slowly shaking his head in disapproval.
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McMarbles
05/03/22 12:10:38 PM
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Holy crap, flying machines and magic glass rectangles that think!

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Smashingpmkns
05/03/22 12:11:30 PM
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I would show him porn on my phone and his head would explode like a cartoon

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Jagr_68
05/03/22 12:11:43 PM
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"Damn, why the funk did I turn myself in to the popo that day..."

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Flockaveli
05/03/22 12:12:23 PM
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OrangeWizard
05/03/22 12:13:09 PM
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The world is bigger than America, you know.
SSJKirby posted...
"I died for nothing"

He didn't die so that humans would solve the world's problems on their own. He died so that he could rule as king in God's kingdom, which will crush and put an end to all the earthly governments. Daniel 2:44

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Scintillant
05/03/22 12:13:23 PM
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257Loner posted...
The world was worse in Jesus's day. There is nothing in the history books you should envy.
What does this have to do with the topic

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EyeWontBeFooled
05/03/22 12:15:35 PM
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He would be fuck this shit I'm out.

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armandro
05/03/22 12:17:29 PM
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the current political or economical state of the world?

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Butterfiles
05/03/22 12:30:11 PM
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"Y'all need Jesus"

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OrangeWizard
05/03/22 12:30:16 PM
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It was never foretold that a majority of people would follow his teachings, so Jesus would have no reason to feel sad about it. It would be exactly as he expected.

Matthew 7:13,14: "Go in through the narrow gate, because broad is the gate and spacious is the road leading off into destruction, and many are going in through it; whereas narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are finding it."

It was prophesied that true Christians would be in the minority, and would be persecuted.

Here's one way to identify the true Christians, at John 13:35:
"By this all will know that you are my disciplesif you have love among yourselves."
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Sariana21
05/03/22 12:33:35 PM
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Pretty much the same thing he thought of the world of the early ADs. Nothing much has changed at the fundamental level of humanity.

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AmericanMade
05/03/22 12:34:53 PM
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Strider102
05/03/22 12:37:00 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Pretty much the same thing he thought of the world of the early ADs. Nothing much has changed at the fundamental level of humanity.

Idunno, I'd say we changed alot.

Just not for the better.

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IMNOTRAGED
05/03/22 12:37:07 PM
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He would wonder why the fuck we were all still here cause he thought the world was going to end soon

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Garioshi
05/03/22 12:39:22 PM
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HIs mind would fucking implode

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Sariana21
05/03/22 12:42:10 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Idunno, I'd say we changed alot.

Just not for the better.
The Old Testament is full of betrayals and backstabbingand being rewarded for it (looking at you, Jacob/Israel). The world in which Jesus lived was full of hypocrites and what today would be called holy rollers or whatever. A king put out a decree to kill all newborn baby boys because they might be a threat to his power. Jesus had to point out to people that the Good Samaritan was the good guy in the storyfor helping a foreigner.

Is human nature really all that different today?

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257Loner
05/03/22 12:43:16 PM
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Scintillant posted...
What does this have to do with the topic
It's a direct response to the Topic Title "What would Jesus think about the current state of the world", and the Opening Post "What do you think?"

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Strider102
05/03/22 12:46:28 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
The Old Testament is full of betrayals and backstabbingand being rewarded for it (looking at you, Jacob/Israel). The world in which Jesus lived was full of hypocrites and what today would be called holy rollers or whatever. A king put out a decree to kill all newborn baby boys because they might be a threat to his power. Jesus had to point out to people that the Good Samaritan was the good guy in the storyfor helping a foreigner.

Is human nature really all that different today?

I mean, we still hate each other, it's just now there's more that people hate. Back then it was mostly about beliefs.

Today we hate each other because of place of birth, beliefs, sexuality, gender identity, resources, etc.

So while the hatred itself hasn't changed we just keep on adding more things to hate about each other.

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NeonOctopus
05/03/22 12:47:42 PM
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I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, because it says "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

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Sariana21
05/03/22 12:52:12 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I mean, we still hate each other, it's just now there's more that people hate. Back then it was mostly about beliefs.

Today we hate each other because of place of birth, beliefs, sexuality, gender identity, resources, etc.

So while the hatred itself hasn't changed we just keep on adding more things to hate about each other.
Back then it was about those exact same things. Its always been the same things. We just code it differently sometimes.

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LeoRavus
05/03/22 12:54:26 PM
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If people in Jesus' day had the weapons we have now we'd probably be extinct

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Strider102
05/03/22 1:05:19 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Back then it was about those exact same things. Its always been the same things. We just code it differently sometimes.

I suppose I can concede to that.

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Jagr_68
05/03/22 1:14:03 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, because it says "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!


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gunplagirl
05/03/22 1:14:20 PM
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I don't speak Aramaic so I wouldn't have the slightest idea

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Lunar_Savage
05/03/22 1:22:18 PM
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Yeah...Yeshua wouldn't be surprised at all. Everything is basically going the exact way the prophets said it's all gonna go down, himself included.

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The_Yahtz09
05/03/22 1:25:56 PM
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OrangeWizard posted...
Jesus would have no reason to feel sad about it. It would be exactly as he expected.
You can still have feelings about something you knew was going to happen or expected to happen. I maintain that He is pretty sad and/or disappointed in what the modern-day Christian looks like in the US. Many do not follow His teachings and actually twist His teachings in ways to fit their agenda and benefit themselves while putting down others.

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Xavier_On_High
05/03/22 1:26:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAVeaUAADMZo.jpg

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SSJPurple
05/03/22 1:37:08 PM
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Hed be ashamed

Especially with his followers. They literally are the opposite of what Jesus stood for.

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