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No_U_L7 05/01/22 6:27:31 PM #1:	this girl wouldn't stop talking about doing mushrooms or do i just have to stick it all the way through --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964715312] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>this girl wouldn't stop talking about doing mushrooms or do i just have to stick it all the way through</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/01/22 6:28:00 PM #2:	Die --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:964715325] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Mushroom 05/01/22 6:33:32 PM #3:	ok, do this when you're on a date with a girl and it's not going well -start saying "ring ring....ring ring" pretty quietly, maybe also go "bbzzzt" to make it sound like your phone is vibrating. -if she acknowledges it, deny that it's you making the noise, say "oh, it must be my phone...if it's important, they'll call back" -then she'll go back to talking about doing me -then, you wait a bit -once the waiting is over, start saying "ring ring...ring ring" and "bbbzzzzt" again -then apologize and say "i have to take this, it's my doctor...he probably has the test results back" -then walk away from the table -when you get back, say this -"i'm so sorry...i never do this....my friend is drunk af and needs someone to pick them up. i guess that's me, because this friend saved me from getting crushed by a falling piano a few years ago and i owe them my life. so...sorry" -then leave --- i like to think that im a funguy <cite>Mr_Mushroom posted [p:964715465] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>ok, do this when you're on a date with a girl and it's not going well -start saying "ring ring....ring ring" pretty quietly, maybe also go "bbzzzt" to make it sound like your phone is vibrating. -if she acknowledges it, deny that it's you making the noise, say "oh, it must be my phone...if it's important, they'll call back" -then she'll go back to talking about doing me -then, you wait a bit -once the waiting is over, start saying "ring ring...ring ring" and "bbbzzzzt" again -then apologize and say "i have to take this, it's my doctor...he probably has the test results back" -then walk away from the table -when you get back, say this -"i'm so sorry...i never do this....my friend is drunk af and needs someone to pick them up. i guess that's me, because this friend saved me from getting crushed by a falling piano a few years ago and i owe them my life. so...sorry" -then leave </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/01/22 6:40:04 PM #4:	Well, first you'd have to be on an actual date. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:964715629] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Well, first you'd have to be on an actual date. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroV2 05/01/22 6:40:46 PM #5:	Go to the bathroom and then leave lol --- My cat's name is Lincoln. Say something nice about him!! <cite>ZeroV2 posted [p:964715645] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Go to the bathroom and then leave lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/01/22 6:40:51 PM #6:	Kitt posted... Well, first you'd have to be on an actual date. wow what a sick burn, ill never recover from that --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964715648] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Well, first you'd have to be on an actual date. </quote> wow what a sick burn, ill never recover from that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 05/01/22 6:42:23 PM #7:	Just stand up while you're in the middle of saying something and walk out. --- #EatTheRich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:964715687] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Just stand up while you're in the middle of saying something and walk out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CFallenWarrior 05/01/22 6:44:56 PM #8:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAacryAADMFZ.jpg <cite>CFallenWarrior posted [p:964715754] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAacryAADMFZ.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 05/01/22 6:46:52 PM #9:	start talking exclusively in video game memes --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:964715806] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>start talking exclusively in video game memes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Michael_Booth 05/01/22 6:47:20 PM #10:	Wait until a lone woman comes into the restaurant, and say "Shit, that's my wife -- I've gotta go". <cite>Michael_Booth posted [p:964715822] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Wait until a lone woman comes into the restaurant, and say "Shit, that's my wife -- I've gotta go". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/01/22 6:49:11 PM #12:	No_U_L7 posted... wow what a sick burn, ill never recover from that Sounds like a you problem if your ill isn't recovering. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:964715863] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>wow what a sick burn, ill never recover from that</quote>Sounds like a you problem if your ill isn't recovering. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/01/22 6:50:02 PM #13:	Kitt posted... Sounds like a you problem if your ill isn't recovering. wat --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964715888] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote> Sounds like a you problem if your ill isn't recovering. </quote> wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/01/22 6:50:58 PM #14:	No_U_L7 posted... wat who? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:964715903] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>wat</quote>who? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 05/01/22 6:52:45 PM #15:	Walk a short distince thrn yell "My God what part of you stinks? I can smell you from here!" --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:964715945] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Walk a short distince thrn yell "My God what part of you stinks? I can smell you from here!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 05/01/22 10:55:10 PM #17:	Cant you just be like listen I cant fucking deal with this and leave? Whats stopping you? Just bail and get on with your life. --- The burden of proof is on those who argue that authority and domination are necessary. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:964720864] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Cant you just be like listen I cant fucking deal with this and leave? Whats stopping you? Just bail and get on with your life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/01/22 10:55:25 PM #18:	JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... So how was it? Did they help with your addictions? Or maybe youve felt less depressed? Overcome a fear or death?? wat --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964720868] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...</cite> <quote>So how was it? Did they help with your addictions? Or maybe youve felt less depressed? Overcome a fear or death?? </quote> wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 05/01/22 10:57:52 PM #19:	You're cool but I'm not feeling it, maybe we can wrap up? Sorry --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:964720918] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>You're cool but I'm not feeling it, maybe we can wrap up? Sorry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HovaRex 05/01/22 11:19:19 PM #20:	Just be like bro stfu about mushrooms already. --- I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. <cite>HovaRex posted [p:964721266] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Just be like bro stfu about mushrooms already. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 05/01/22 11:22:25 PM #22:	Wake up --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:964721323] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>Wake up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/01/22 11:24:23 PM #23:	CFallenWarrior posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAacryAADMFZ.jpg Wow this is a throwback <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:964721358] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>CFallenWarrior posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAacryAADMFZ.jpg</quote>Wow this is a throwback </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMolinaro 05/01/22 11:56:29 PM #24:	1. Say you need another drink 2. Call Uber at the bar 3. Send text message from Uber I actually did that a couple of Saturdays ago. <cite>MrMolinaro posted [p:964721821] in what are g... [t:80005866]...</cite> <quote>1. Say you need another drink 2. Call Uber at the bar 3. Send text message from Uber I actually did that a couple of Saturdays ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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