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Slayerblade11
05/01/22 6:13:18 PM
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Just patchy garbage. My brother can grow a full beard NP though. Feel cheated by nature. I just stay clean shaven cause no half measures.
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DrizztLink
05/01/22 6:14:18 PM
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2B can't grow a full beard either.

which is what I thought the topic was about

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Ivany2008
05/01/22 6:14:39 PM
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Do you still have all your hair? Because I'm 36 and can't grow a beard to save my life. I get scruff, which looks more like a 5 o'clock shadow, but never a full beard.
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Slayerblade11
05/01/22 6:16:31 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Do you still have all your hair? Because I'm 36 and can't grow a beard to save my life. I get scruff, which looks more like a 5 o'clock shadow, but never a full beard.

No baldness but my facial hair grows in patchy and I can't grow a mustache at all
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rideshort
05/01/22 6:16:56 PM
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Keep trimming it and use beard oils. Eventually it can grow out nicely

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Ivany2008
05/01/22 6:22:15 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
No baldness but my facial hair grows in patchy and I can't grow a mustache at all

Then be happy with what you have then. Not everyone is meant to grow a beard, and from what I've seen, sometimes those who can grow a beard lose their hair fast or their hair grows thin as they age.

I know people who can grow a full beard, but their hairline is receiting, or they are just bald.
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a-c-a-b
05/01/22 6:23:22 PM
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Fill in the patchy spots by shaving your pubes and gluing them to your face.

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Smackems
05/01/22 6:24:46 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Fill in the patchy spots by shaving your pubes and gluing them to your face.


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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/01/22 6:26:25 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Fill in the patchy spots by shaving your pubes and gluing them to your face.
what if he has patchy pubes

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DrizztLink
05/01/22 6:27:42 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
what if he has patchy pubes
Then he'd end up with no pubes and full beard.

Win/win.

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Master_Bass
05/01/22 6:28:01 PM
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31 and my beard sucks too. I don't grow enough on the sides of my face to have a real beard that looks good.

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A5modeu5
05/01/22 6:36:50 PM
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Im 33 and when I got covid I didnt shave for 3 weeks.

Got a 3mm mustache and maybe 10 single hairs on my cheeks.

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Kombucha
05/01/22 6:38:51 PM
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36 and I still can't. I don't care though.

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Mr_Mushroom
05/01/22 6:39:23 PM
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if it makes you feel any better, i'm also 28 and still can't turn into a super saiyan.

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MrWingnut
05/01/22 6:44:32 PM
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Beard oil doesn't make beards grow.
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ImperialScrolls
05/01/22 6:49:59 PM
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Lotta low T men in this thread.

Eat more meat and stop fapping so much.
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FL81
05/01/22 7:54:34 PM
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Same

everyone thinks I'm 19 years old, still get carded every single time I purchase alcohol

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thronedfire2
05/01/22 7:57:27 PM
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he's already suspended again

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Proto_Spark
05/01/22 8:00:12 PM
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Its good to know I'm not the only one who can only grow facial hair to "recently made homeless" levels.
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denizengear
05/01/22 8:01:13 PM
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Dont give up hope fellas, I couldn't grow a handsome beard until my late 30s.
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TerraSeeker
05/01/22 8:13:32 PM
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I hate having to cut it everyday. It probably wouldn't be considered a full beard. It definitely doesn't grow where there is a scar.

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The Popo
05/01/22 8:15:44 PM
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Whats the longest amount of time youve gone trying to grow it out without shaving? I always thought I was incapable of growing a beard until the pandemic started. That was the first time I went over a month without shaving, and realized that I was just too impatient with the process.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/01/22 8:15:59 PM
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FL81 posted...
Same

everyone thinks I'm 19 years old, still get carded every single time I purchase alcohol
Looking younger is better then looking old as fuck, its just sad to see a guy who is 28 that looks 40.

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thronedfire2
05/01/22 9:03:01 PM
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The Popo posted...
Whats the longest amount of time youve gone trying to grow it out without shaving? I always thought I was incapable of growing a beard until the pandemic started. That was the first time I went over a month without shaving, and realized that I was just too impatient with the process.

I went 8 months when I broke my ankle because it was too hard to shave standing on one foot


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AloneIBreak
05/01/22 9:07:59 PM
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Being able to grow a sweet beard kicks ass.

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