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VandorLee
04/30/22 12:57:44 PM
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And just left small cool looking scars?

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UnfairRepresent
04/30/22 12:59:20 PM
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that school outta be shut down

Imagine your daughter comes home one day with a gaping bloody wound on her face and goes "oh yeah it was just a fight with a rival, don't worry I gave him a bigger one" and the school was cool with that

Cid is a monster when you think about it

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VandorLee
04/30/22 1:01:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
that school outta be shut down

Imagine your daughter comes home one day with a gaping bloody wound on her face and goes "oh yeah it was just a fight with a rival, don't worry I gave him a bigger one" and the school was cool with that

Cid is a monster when you think about it

And your teacher wants to bang you so bad.

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Hambo the Hog
04/30/22 1:01:51 PM
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Oh to have a small cool looking scar to match your best bro and sworn arch rival's small cool looking scar in a totally homoerotic way.

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ZeroV2
04/30/22 1:01:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
that school outta be shut down

Imagine your daughter comes home one day with a gaping bloody wound on her face and goes "oh yeah it was just a fight with a rival, don't worry I gave him a bigger one" and the school was cool with that

Cid is a monster when you think about it
imagine Sending your kid to a school to be a mercenary at like 12

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VandorLee
04/30/22 1:02:53 PM
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And the final exam is fighting a fire beast.

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yusiko
04/30/22 1:03:59 PM
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VandorLee posted...
And your teacher wants to bang you so bad.


and your teacher is only a year older than you for some reason

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VandorLee
04/30/22 1:05:04 PM
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yusiko posted...
and your teacher is only a year older than you for some reason

How is she even a teacher at 18?

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UnfairRepresent
04/30/22 1:06:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"it's ok because they were child soldiers"

smh

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InTheEyesOfFire
04/30/22 1:07:06 PM
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VandorLee posted...
How is she even a teacher at 18?

They explain it; she has quite the prowess for combat and teaching it to others. Near perfect marks and all that. Shes a military officer through and through.

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Hambo the Hog
04/30/22 1:07:30 PM
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VandorLee posted...
How is she even a teacher at 18?
How is any Guardian Force user a teacher when using them wipes out huge chunks of your memory?

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yusiko
04/30/22 1:17:59 PM
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VandorLee posted...
How is she even a teacher at 18?


she was a child prodigy and became a SeeD at a very young age
then after a few years as a SeeD she applied to be an instructor and on paper she was qualified
but as an actual instructor she was a failure and was fired like 3 hours into the game and goes back to being a SeeD

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CrimsonAngel
04/30/22 1:22:44 PM
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The better question is why do they have scars at all in a world with healing magic?

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Zaltera
04/30/22 2:09:41 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
The better question is why do they have scars at all in a world with healing magic?

If para-magic and potions just greatly accelerate the natural healing process, maybe scars would remain. True magic may not have this limitation.

Not so sure why his clothes are fixed at the beginning of the second disc though.


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Blue_Inigo
04/30/22 2:11:08 PM
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Remember when Seifer was like "Oh Rinoa? I hit it first"

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The Popo
04/30/22 2:21:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
that school outta be shut down

Imagine your daughter comes home one day with a gaping bloody wound on her face and goes "oh yeah it was just a fight with a rival, don't worry I gave him a bigger one" and the school was cool with that

Cid is a monster when you think about it

No, that would be his partner

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Shotgunnova
04/30/22 2:22:56 PM
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Imagine being able to summon demon trains and their railroad networks from the great dimensional beyond for unavoidable damage and untold carnage, but being unable to heal a mere scar.

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VandorLee
04/30/22 2:38:59 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
They explain it; she has quite the prowess for combat and teaching it to others. Near perfect marks and all that. Shes a military officer through and through.

With her whip? She never shows it. They just say it.

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Vyrulisse
04/30/22 2:39:54 PM
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Squall was a moron to turn down Quistis. Rinoa cannot even compete.

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GrandConjuraton
04/30/22 2:40:41 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Squall was a moron to turn down Quistis. Rinoa cannot even compete.
I've always hated Rinoa, personally, x.x . I found her extremely annoying.

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DD Divine
04/30/22 2:41:03 PM
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Imagine not giving Selphie the tour

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Ving_Rhames
04/30/22 2:43:06 PM
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FF8 Cid is the most irresponsible, useless mf in the FF universe. >_>

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VandorLee
04/30/22 2:43:40 PM
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Even by the end of the game Squall seema to reluctantly just be with Rinoa from her throwing herself at him. And i dont know why she likes him. She just does.

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 2:43:56 PM
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yusiko posted...
she was a child prodigy and became a SeeD at a very young age
then after a few years as a SeeD she applied to be an instructor and on paper she was qualified
but as an actual instructor she was a failure and was fired like 3 hours into the game and goes back to being a SeeD
This. She was an ace student, but too inexperienced to teach. Still would fuck the shit out of Quistis tho >_>

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VandorLee
04/30/22 2:44:34 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Imagine not giving Selphie the tour

Selphie just shows up and does very little with very little story throughout.....

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VandorLee
04/30/22 2:45:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
This. She was an ace student, but too inexperienced to teach. Still would fuck the shit out of Quistis tho >_>

Yeah when you give the straight A student the teacher job, on the spot, it doesnt work out....

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Zaltera
04/30/22 2:48:52 PM
#29:


VandorLee posted...
Yeah when you give the straight A student the teacher job, on the spot, it doesnt work out....

It really didn't. She was quickly fired from the position.

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Ving_Rhames
04/30/22 2:49:58 PM
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To be fair, that applies to pretty much everyone not named Squall. And Rinoa is important only due to circumstance lol.

That game had a lot of potential, it does have my favorite setting in the series, and there's a shit ton of world building and lore that the majority of people playing it will never know about because it requires talking to NPC's and interacting with objects around the world. I recently replayed it and found a new appreciation for the games ability to hold itself back in that regard, most Final Fantasy games shove every aspect of its history and world down your throat until you're tired of hearing about it.

As for Quistis, she graduated to SEED at 15, so had 3 years to get her act together as a potential instructor. But she would later on show us a laundry list of reasons she definitely shouldn't be instructing anyone. <_<

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Vyrulisse
04/30/22 2:52:16 PM
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Edea was the sexiest.

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ToadallyAwesome
04/30/22 2:53:29 PM
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Damn it. This is making me want to play FF8 again!

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Ving_Rhames
04/30/22 2:54:46 PM
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I do hope that if they give it the 7R treatment someday that they go with some of the major cut ideas that could have made the game seem a lot less random and unfocused. It and 9 did have the shadow of the PS2 and 10 looming overhead, and the development process of several games Square was making at the time were capital F FUCKED up.

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Tyranthraxus
04/30/22 2:55:17 PM
#34:


Ving_Rhames posted...
FF8 Cid is the most irresponsible, useless mf in the FF universe. >_>

Counterpoint: Argath

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GrandConjuraton
04/30/22 2:57:09 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Counterpoint: Argath
Argath is a piece of trash, but he did make a pretty important plot contribution. You can't really say he was "useless".

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Ricemills
04/30/22 2:57:11 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
FF8 Cid is the most irresponsible, useless mf in the FF universe. >_>

dude's raising children to kill his wife.

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Tyranthraxus
04/30/22 3:07:56 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Argath is a piece of trash, but he did make a pretty important plot contribution. You can't really say he was "useless".

FF8's Cid founded a university based on training people to kill a witch and it worked. His contribution to the plot was fairly significant. While Argath also contributed, his contribution was being a useless irresponsible piece of trash.

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GrandConjuraton
04/30/22 3:09:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
FF8's Cid founded a university based on training people to kill a witch and it worked. His contribution to the plot was fairly significant. While Argath also contributed, his contribution was being a useless irresponsible piece of trash.
I never argued that Cid was useless, x.x . I was just saying Argath is not in the running for the position, because he's not.

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yusiko
04/30/22 3:17:16 PM
#39:


VandorLee posted...
Selphie just shows up and does very little with very little story throughout.....


actually selphie is probably the most developed character out of the main cast not named squall or rinoa

its just all the selphie content is optional and easy to miss
you see at the computer in the class rooms you can go back to whenever you want. and eventually you find out selphie is running a blog before blogging was even a thing
these are just cute funny moments to read but some actually give a lot of insight into her character like how she feels she has to be bubbly and cheery even when she feels like breaking down because she feels like thats what people expect from her and she doesnt want to let them down

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David1988
04/30/22 3:21:56 PM
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Didnt Seifer cuck Squall? I cant recall

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 3:23:03 PM
#41:


David1988 posted...
Didnt Seifer cuck Squall? I cant recall
Yeah, he fucked Rinoa before she met Squall lol

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Ving_Rhames
04/30/22 3:23:58 PM
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David1988 posted...
Didnt Seifer cuck Squall? I cant recall

Nah. Unless you count (possibly) hooking up with a girl Squall didn't know at the time a cucking.

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yusiko
04/30/22 3:37:20 PM
#43:


NeonOctopus posted...
Yeah, he fucked Rinoa before she met Squall lol


he dated her
no one ever said they had sex
and women are allowed to date more than one person
they dont date one man and then remain single forever if it doesnt work out
this obsession with rinoa and seifer dating has always been weird and came off as rather sexist to me

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Blue_Inigo
04/30/22 3:38:05 PM
#44:


Seifer definitely smashed

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Axiom
04/30/22 3:39:06 PM
#45:


Squall got Seifer's sloppy seconds and he'll never live that down
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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 3:39:34 PM
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There's nothing wrong with Rinoa fucking Seifer. I'm just saying that there's more than more type of "sword" that Squall and Seifer made contact with, both directly and indirectly >_______>

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The Catgirl Fondler
04/30/22 4:01:14 PM
#47:


NeonOctopus posted...
There's nothing wrong with Rinoa fucking Seifer. I'm just saying that there's more than more type of "sword" that Squall and Seifer made contact with, both directly and indirectly >_______>


Unless Seifer only got as far as anal, and then Squall never got to have it because Rinoa decided she didn't like it due to an... earlier incident she doesn't like to talk about.

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David1988
04/30/22 4:18:20 PM
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The Catgirl Fondler posted...
Unless Seifer only got as far as anal, and then Squall never got to have it because Rinoa decided she didn't like it due to an... earlier incident she doesn't like to talk about.

"No Mercy" indeed.


Damn

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NeonOctopus
04/30/22 4:32:28 PM
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lol

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Ricemills
04/30/22 5:51:14 PM
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other than cloud, how many FF character had sex anyway?
characters with children doesn't count.

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