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Smackems
04/25/22 12:15:57 PM
#51:


AirFresh posted...
Bro I fucking love you
Hey have you heard?

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Smackems
04/25/22 1:13:13 PM
#52:


Back with the kratom but I'm being less stupid this time. I get goody this Wednesday and after the weekend I'll be set for a while

I have GOT to learn to be more saving with my shit

@Lost_All_Senses advice?

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Machete
04/25/22 1:14:05 PM
#53:


Oh shit I forgot I made this topic lol

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/22 1:25:10 PM
#54:


Smackems posted...
Back with the kratom but I'm being less stupid this time. I get goody this Wednesday and after the weekend I'll be set for a while

I have GOT to learn to be more saving with my shit

@Lost_All_Senses advice?

How would I know? Im in pretty much the same place as you mentally lol.

My next effort is gonna be taking away the hobbies that I connect taking more of them while doing. Like gaming. I wanna get to where Im using them only specifically for pain management

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Smackems
04/25/22 1:27:28 PM
#55:


Maybe I'll take the shit to a storage room in a different town after I take a few

A whole ass storage room

And it's empty except for a bottle of schloops in the middle

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/22 1:29:46 PM
#56:


Smackems posted...
Maybe I'll take the shit to a storage room in a different town after I take a few

A whole ass storage room

And it's empty except for a bottle of schloops in the middle

I considered a less bombastic version of this. But if you know where they are, it's probably not gonna do anything. Dig a hole and put them in there. That won't help with your usage, but your arms will probably get toned as fuck

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Smackems
04/25/22 1:31:39 PM
#57:


The one thing that does help is not having them in open view when you're around so everytime you walk by you don't go "hmm a couple more won't hurt"

Also I'm already muscular so fuck that

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/22 1:34:18 PM
#58:


I see. The only thing you can really do is get someone else physically involved. But that involves admitting the problem to someone and completely trusting them with both a secret and your preciouses

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Smackems
04/25/22 1:34:50 PM
#59:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
I see. The only thing you can really do is get someone else physically involved. But that involves admitting the problem to someone and completely trusting them with both a secret and your preciouses
I have done this. It helps me

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AirFresh
04/25/22 1:36:36 PM
#60:


Smackems posted...
Hey have you heard?
Something about 6 inches? With a .2?

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Machete
04/25/22 1:39:38 PM
#61:


We should establish an over/under for how many times AirFresh mentions anything dick size related on any given lol

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Machete
04/25/22 1:39:58 PM
#62:


*any given day

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/22 2:04:23 PM
#63:


That was 90% of the conversation last night. Now I know why I drink to forget.

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Machete
04/25/22 2:09:52 PM
#64:


Yeah. The highlights were AirFresh talking about penises and saying the wrong code, me fucking up constantly and Harpie always getting killed right away, from what I remember.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/25/22 2:11:51 PM
#65:


I need to get in on that one day

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:12:16 PM
#66:


Don't forget how I insta quit because that game sucks

And wtf happened to @CanuckCowboy

I was excited to hang out with him :(

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Harpie
04/25/22 2:18:16 PM
#67:


If we made a drinking game outta everytime Fresh talked about penises I think wed all be dead

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:19:24 PM
#68:


Harpie posted...
If we made a drinking game outta everytime Fresh talked about penises I think wed all be dead
Do you even drink?

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Harpie
04/25/22 2:27:45 PM
#69:


Smackems posted...
Do you even drink?
this is irrelevant
no
but still

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:30:30 PM
#70:


Well I don't either so this doesn't sound fun for us

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AirFresh
04/25/22 2:32:28 PM
#71:


So get this everyone

Smackems and Machete right?

They have a 6.2 inch penis

Now Machete has some prostate fat so sometimes it's more 5.9 inches and he attests to that

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Machete
04/25/22 2:33:10 PM
#72:


Wtf is "prostate fat"

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:35:43 PM
#73:


I haven't heard of that

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Machete
04/25/22 2:37:04 PM
#74:


I don't know where that came from but that is not at all what I was talking about lol

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:39:55 PM
#75:


So I'm in a Dr office again

This old man farted real damn big when he got up to go to the back and I swear to god another old man answered his fart with a fart of his own

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/22 2:40:37 PM
#76:


Yeah it was cool to see Canuck join. We'll have to play Skate one day too. Looks like theyre making a Skate 4 as well.

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/22 2:42:14 PM
#77:


Well boys, at a firm and exact 6.3 I just have to say

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/0/AAakoXAADK20.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/22 2:42:38 PM
#78:


Oh man that was really big. Like muh weenis.

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Machete
04/25/22 2:42:43 PM
#79:


2 coworkers had a fart battle once. They were standing right next to each other and just farted back and forth until one had nothing left. It was amusing.

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:42:49 PM
#80:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Well boys, at a firm and exact 6.3 I just have to say

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/0/AAakoXAADK20.jpg
How's ur prostate fat

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:44:13 PM
#81:


Machete posted...
2 coworkers had a fart battle once. They were standing right next to each other and just farted back and forth until one had nothing left. It was amusing.
https://youtu.be/ZoDnu0ixI-U

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Pandamonic
04/25/22 2:45:01 PM
#82:


I also have a penis.

And that's all I'll say about THAT

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:46:11 PM
#83:


Pandamonic posted...
I also have a penis.

And that's all I'll say about THAT
Come voice chat in the discord some time

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Machete
04/25/22 2:48:15 PM
#84:


Lol I know that video well. I've posted it in response to users arguing on CE a bunch of times.

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Talib_21
04/25/22 2:48:39 PM
#85:


What in the fuck is going on

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/22 2:49:59 PM
#86:


Talib_21 posted...
What in the fuck is going on

Nothing good.....

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Smackems
04/25/22 2:50:12 PM
#87:


Talib_21 posted...
What in the fuck is going on
We're talking about prostate fat, keep up

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/22 3:32:12 PM
#88:


You can bounce a quarter off my prostate fat

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CanuckCowboy
04/25/22 3:46:23 PM
#89:


Smackems posted...
Don't forget how I insta quit because that game sucks

And wtf happened to @CanuckCowboy

I was excited to hang out with him :(

I was there for a while but then I abruptly passed out lol

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/22 4:15:04 PM
#90:


Theres some Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle game or something on sale for $15 from $60 so I bought it. I don't even know what kind of game it is, looks platformer.

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Questionmarktarius
04/25/22 4:20:47 PM
#91:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I don't even know what kind of game it is, looks platformer.
XCOM knockoff
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Pandamonic
04/25/22 4:23:41 PM
#92:


Smackems posted...
Come voice chat in the discord some time
Discord is fucked for me, doesn't seem to work on my phone.

And I don't wanna talk about dicks with y'all, I'd rather have fun with some actual dicks >_>

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AirFresh
04/25/22 4:24:56 PM
#93:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Theres some Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle game or something on sale for $15 from $60 so I bought it. I don't even know what kind of game it is, looks platformer.
Xcom Mario with rabbids lol

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MabusIncarnate
04/25/22 4:26:02 PM
#94:


Questionmarktarius posted...
XCOM knockoff
No shit, is it decent? I played some older rabbids games a while back and liked the humor.

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AirFresh
04/25/22 4:27:07 PM
#95:


MabusIncarnate posted...
No shit, is it decent? I played some older rabbids games a while back and liked the humor.
It is a light hearted X-Com game. I liked it and I tend to hate Ubusoft games.

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Machete
04/25/22 4:27:38 PM
#96:


Pandamonic posted...
Discord is fucked for me, doesn't seem to work on my phone.

And I don't wanna talk about dicks with y'all, I'd rather have fun with some actual dicks >_>

It was AirFresh's fault. Every time we got out of dick conversation, he pulled us back in!

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Smackems
04/25/22 4:32:39 PM
#98:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Theres some Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle game or something on sale for $15 from $60 so I bought it. I don't even know what kind of game it is, looks platformer.
Xcom

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Smackems
04/25/22 4:33:12 PM
#99:


Pandamonic posted...
Discord is fucked for me, doesn't seem to work on my phone.

And I don't wanna talk about dicks with y'all, I'd rather have fun with some actual dicks >_>
Fresh posts dicks all the time

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Smackems
04/25/22 4:33:45 PM
#100:


Triple post

So I took an insane amount of kratom again

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