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Heartomaton
04/23/22 4:33:01 PM
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We need you to wake up.

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SSJPurple
04/23/22 4:33:40 PM
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F*** you lol


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LordFarquad1312
04/23/22 4:33:58 PM
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Would be funnier if you deleted the topic shortly after making it so it really seemed like a message.

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Zikten
04/23/22 4:34:56 PM
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I'll get up in 5 minutes
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SSJPurple
04/23/22 4:35:32 PM
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I was in a nasty car accident years ago and I think about this semi often lol like Im actually in a coma and this is all a vivid coma dream

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CrimsonAngel
04/23/22 4:36:26 PM
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Coma world sucks

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Heartomaton
04/23/22 4:37:09 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
I was in a nasty car accident years ago and I think about this semi often lol like Im actually in a coma and this is all a vivid coma dream

Sorry for the unfortunate coincidence my shitpost created. :l

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KogaSteelfang
04/23/22 4:37:52 PM
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Thank goodness, I have another different life to return to. The people there care enough about me to get me proper care and want me back.

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Xethuminra
04/23/22 4:38:26 PM
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Your body is...
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SSJPurple
04/23/22 4:38:56 PM
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Lmao na dont worry about it Its all good

You had no way of knowing about some random internet dudes life story lol

I actually thought it was funny because it reminds me of the Total Recall South Park episode lol

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Irony
04/23/22 4:39:02 PM
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I'm Ash Ketchum

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Heartomaton
04/23/22 4:39:15 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
The people there care enough about me to get me proper care and want me back.

How do you know?

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Machete
04/23/22 4:39:44 PM
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I am a coma

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MICHALECOLE
04/23/22 4:39:49 PM
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If Im in a coma and the best I can come up with in my head is go to work come home get drunk and watch tv, I think I deserve to stay in my coma
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KogaSteelfang
04/23/22 4:40:53 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
How do you know?
Guess I assumed the OP's "We need you back" implied that. My bad.

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Xethuminra
04/23/22 4:41:01 PM
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You've been asleep for many years. I don't think the world you come back to will be the same as the one you remember.
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Heartomaton
04/23/22 4:42:52 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Guess I assumed the OP's "We need you back" implied that. My bad.

"We need you to wake up" could just mean "...so we don't have to pay for this shit anymore."

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GallisOTK
04/23/22 4:47:03 PM
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This dream sucks, why didn't you wake me up sooner?

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ToadallyAwesome
04/23/22 4:48:59 PM
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After the last year of my life, I wish. I would wake up unnerved at the severity of said dream and be forever changed for it though.

So Im screwed no matter what.

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