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RedLuigi
04/13/22 5:28:18 PM
#101:


Thats why I never post

cause CE would be all over me like the beef cakes they are

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CyricZ
04/13/22 5:34:24 PM
#103:


Anyway what's wrong with wanting attention?

I'd like to think most of us want attention.

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eridania67814
04/13/22 5:39:23 PM
#104:


I won't read any of this, but given what I know of this board...

I would never at any age I've ever been nor ever will be even remotely consider this board a welcoming space for me or my ovaries or my opinions. And I've been thirsty enough to pay for plane fare and sex

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CactusCat
04/13/22 5:40:13 PM
#105:


bad around women? let me tell you
there's a cute girl who recently got hired at the convenience store down the street. normally when i go there, i'll be dressed like the dude from big lebowski. i've even gone there wearing slippers.
but now? i actually get dressed, put on deodorant, and even oil in my beard so i'm looking slick whenever i go there.
i'm hoping she'll notice me, but it's so embarrassing because i smoke cigarettes and i stopped getting them there so she doesn't think i'm a smoker. so, whenever i go out i have to make two (2) stops and buy my cigarettes elsewhere.
ugh. jeez. and it sucks, i can't tell if she's single because i looked up her first name (according to her nametag) on facebook, and there were way too many results. why couldn't she have a less common name? ffs. maybe i'll write to the owner of the store and demand that the employee nametags have their last names on it too so i can see if she's single.
i pretty much plan all of my purchases around impressing her. i keep buying dog food hoping she'll ask if i have a dog (i dont) but, when i finally get one (i'll have to if she asks, i say i do, and we hang out), it'll have plenty of food.
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viewmaster_pi
04/13/22 5:41:19 PM
#107:


eridania67814 posted...
I won't read any of this, but given what I know of this board...

I would never at any age I've ever been nor ever will be even remotely consider this board a welcoming space for me or my ovaries or my opinions. And I've been thirsty enough to pay for plane fare and sex
calm down

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Drrobotniks
04/13/22 5:44:12 PM
#108:


The problem is, is that plenty of women here are likeable and are welcome with amazing personalities

It's people who have awful personalities/have fucked up takes that aren't welcome, man, woman, or NB
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LinkDaLunatic
04/13/22 5:47:03 PM
#109:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

i can see how you'd take it that way since you've been posting pics here for attention.
but it isn't my job to address them. that is what site staff is for. they can get their information and go to the police. i can't.
besides, why not both? why not call you attention starved and call out the doxxers/stalkers/harassers in the same post? i did it just a few minutes ago, and i gotta say, it was pretty lit.
zero regrets.
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CactusCat
04/13/22 5:48:33 PM
#110:


how do I get a CEgal gf if things don't work out with the girl at the convenience store?
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HovaRex
04/13/22 5:49:20 PM
#111:


Whats weird is I can almost guarantee there are some users pretending to be women for attention.

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viewmaster_pi
04/13/22 5:50:47 PM
#112:


HovaRex posted...
Whats weird is I can almost guarantee there are some users pretending to be women for attention.
teeheehee!!! you BOIS are like, SO silly~~~~ don't be so paranoid!

uh... handsome

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TroutPaste
04/13/22 6:07:34 PM
#114:


I'm only starved for @Aeriis and @annax0

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bsp77
04/13/22 6:12:55 PM
#115:


TroutPaste posted...
I'm only starved for @Aeriis and @annax0
Unless you are actually friends with them, this is just creepy

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LinkDaLunatic
04/13/22 6:14:24 PM
#116:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

you forgot your sword mr white knight, and these weak words ain't cuttin
damn right i'm ugly. idgaf about it lol this is gamefaqs. this site is like the shady used car lot of the internet
if you here, it doesn't matter if you're pretty or not, something is probably wrong w/ you
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bsp77
04/13/22 6:20:12 PM
#117:


LinkDaLunatic posted...
you forgot your sword mr white knight, and these weak words ain't cuttin
damn right i'm ugly. idgaf about it lol this is gamefaqs. this site is like the shady used car lot of the internet
if you here, it doesn't matter if you're pretty or not, something is probably wrong w/ you
Believe it or not, I actually come here to help people and be supportive. The problem is that people act horribly, and then I can be a dick in return. I need to work on my patience.

I also come here to argue about videogames and movies and such.

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TroutPaste
04/13/22 6:20:57 PM
#118:


bsp77 posted...
Unless you are actually friends with them, this is just creepy

W-w-what

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Mistere Man
04/13/22 6:25:23 PM
#120:


https://youtu.be/1xJxWCQ4G9c?t=66

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Scarecrow17
04/13/22 6:25:28 PM
#121:


dioxxys posted...
It's always been this bad in general and won't get better until we like legalize prostitution or have free sex female robots.

You think thirsting over a girl in such fun is the beginning? No lol. Just added a girl from Tinder and she immediately jumps into her prices for nudes, massages or fuck meetups. Another girl from a couple weeks ago I added on snap is not even that great looking 250 plus pounds and she's got only fans links up and stories about how guys are sending her free computer parts, and how she just managed to fund money for a 3DS.

Guys are simps, it's too bad they don't realize that they are contributing to this kind of behavior and it's keeping them from getting laid.

Based. The solution for us men is a simple one. Go to the gym. One of the best feelings in the world is putting on Jazzy NYC from Third Strike and hitting new PRs while all of your bros are watching. Then, you all high five and fist bump each other afterwards.

After the gains start coming in, the women will notice and even make the first approach sometimes. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and the rest of those dating apps are all garbage. Just lift weights, eat well, and sleep like a baby for a year. Then, the availability of beautiful women for the man goes from 0 to 100.

Im tired of so many grown men fawning over girls half way across the world on the internet. They say I w-wish I could get a girl like thatand then they proceed to cry internally and not do anything about it. Thats a negative attitude. Focus on yourself and develop a positive mindset. Dont even think about obtaining women. Just do your own thing and before you know it, youll be the fit dude dating a girl with great eyes, a nice smile, and flowing hair.

If you cant take off all your clothes in the bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror completely naked, and go Damn, Im sexy then something is wrong. Fix that. That goes for everyone. Not just the men. Everything I said can apply to the ladies and anyone else, too.

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CyricZ
04/13/22 6:27:48 PM
#122:


Scarecrow17 posted...
Then, you all high five and fist bump each other afterwards.
Oh I expected something different for some reason.


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bsp77
04/13/22 6:30:27 PM
#124:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That's cool then. I did say "unless you are actually friends".

I apologize, @TroutPaste

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TroutPaste
04/13/22 6:31:47 PM
#125:


Lol its cool I was kidding too

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TroutPaste
04/13/22 6:35:05 PM
#127:


Milady

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bsp77
04/13/22 6:35:48 PM
#128:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I appreciate that you did

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Jabodie
04/13/22 6:35:51 PM
#129:


It ain't that serious. People are just complimenting pictures for the most part. It isn't like people are fleecing CE for money (unless...)

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JimRob
04/13/22 6:37:05 PM
#131:


Most are maidenless : (

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bsp77
04/13/22 6:38:53 PM
#132:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Thanks, and I mistakenly defended yours, so oh well

Topics like this make me start assuming the worst in people, even though I typically give people the benefit of the doubt, especially in real life.

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AirFresh
04/13/22 6:39:45 PM
#133:


This is a really stupid ass topic lol

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FigureOfSpeech
04/13/22 6:41:12 PM
#135:


CactusCat posted...
bad around women? let me tell you
there's a cute girl who recently got hired at the convenience store down the street. normally when i go there, i'll be dressed like the dude from big lebowski. i've even gone there wearing slippers.
but now? i actually get dressed, put on deodorant, and even oil in my beard so i'm looking slick whenever i go there.
i'm hoping she'll notice me, but it's so embarrassing because i smoke cigarettes and i stopped getting them there so she doesn't think i'm a smoker. so, whenever i go out i have to make two (2) stops and buy my cigarettes elsewhere.
ugh. jeez. and it sucks, i can't tell if she's single because i looked up her first name (according to her nametag) on facebook, and there were way too many results. why couldn't she have a less common name? ffs. maybe i'll write to the owner of the store and demand that the employee nametags have their last names on it too so i can see if she's single.
i pretty much plan all of my purchases around impressing her. i keep buying dog food hoping she'll ask if i have a dog (i dont) but, when i finally get one (i'll have to if she asks, i say i do, and we hang out), it'll have plenty of food.

I'm surprised this didn't get copypasta'd already

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AirFresh
04/13/22 6:44:38 PM
#136:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER? Not to be a freak, but just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive you started playing video games. Nicely done m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling" lol

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DaTwistedGuns
04/13/22 6:47:48 PM
#137:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


eston posted...
Bro you've spent the last several weeks bragging about fucking someone's grandma

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JTilly
04/13/22 7:05:23 PM
#140:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

..lol

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Scarecrow17
04/13/22 7:11:04 PM
#141:


CyricZ posted...
Oh I expected something different for some reason.

Ass slapping is saved for the locker room.

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eridania67814
04/13/22 7:25:15 PM
#142:


Yo, ok, I'm here and I WANT ATTENTION!!!! I have ovaries that are still viable, I WANT ATTENTION

lol, I probably don't want y'all's attention, but I sure do want attention

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Zodd3224
04/13/22 7:28:51 PM
#143:


eridania67814 posted...
Yo, ok, I'm here and I WANT ATTENTION!!!! I have ovaries that are still viable, I WANT ATTENTION

lol, I probably don't want y'all's attention, but I sure do want attention

Don't we all. Unfortunately there is a soft goth requirement for attention here.

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eridania67814
04/13/22 8:19:13 PM
#144:


Zodd3224 posted...
Don't we all. Unfortunately there is a soft goth requirement for attention here.

Not even sure if I'm too old for that shit or not, lol

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FigureOfSpeech
04/13/22 8:22:06 PM
#145:


Ovary viability is overrated imo

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