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Solar_Crimson
04/07/22 2:05:28 PM
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I don't know how old this is or if it a fake profile or not, but it's still a hilarious read:
https://old.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/txc5r9/any_takers_in_this_absolute_adonis/

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Smackems
04/07/22 2:08:07 PM
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Tldr why is she balls

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Veggeta_MAX
04/07/22 2:11:18 PM
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Geesh, man. These dating apps sure do make people entitled as fuck. Why do people have insane high standards if they ain't got shit to offer? What makes people think they deserve a 10/10 if they ain't one themselves?

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Ilishe
04/07/22 2:12:45 PM
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What the fuck

Lmfao

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Prestoff
04/07/22 2:13:26 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Geesh, man. These dating apps sure do make people entitled as fuck. Why do people they have insane high standards if they ain't got shit to offer? What makes people think they deserve a 10/10 if they ain't one themselves?

Seriously, some people want the cream of the crop when they barely got anything to give back.

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faizan_faizan
04/07/22 2:29:06 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Geesh, man. These dating apps sure do make people entitled as fuck. Why do people have insane high standards if they ain't got shit to offer? What makes people think they deserve a 10/10 if they ain't one themselves?
I agree. People are quite entitled as it is. The amount of people who think they can make a difference by changing their habits or doing something different in their everyday lives is quite absurd. Little do they know that class means everything.

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dj1200
04/11/22 2:19:48 PM
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Wild

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Will_VIIII
04/11/22 2:21:47 PM
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That's the dating profile of your average boomer MAGA

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Master_Bass
04/11/22 2:23:39 PM
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I hope this is fake, because if it's not lmao.

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x_lone_x_wolf_x
04/11/22 2:24:10 PM
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That guy is 60? Lmao. Anyway I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing. It's like a fucking dissertation.

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Turbam
04/11/22 2:24:50 PM
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For someone who doesn't give a shit, he sure has a lot to say

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Guide
04/11/22 2:27:00 PM
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Only people who have given up are interested in people who have given up, old man.

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JimmyFraska
04/11/22 2:30:35 PM
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Yeah I'd shorten that down to two or three sentences
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Anony1125
04/13/22 6:56:50 AM
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Feel a glow of satisfaction knowing that you are on my desirability radar.

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Lokison
04/13/22 7:25:05 AM
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"What do you bring to the table?"

That sentence after explaining he brings nothing himself.

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DemonBuffet
04/13/22 7:29:18 AM
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Lmao bet hes an ugly fuck too

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rexcrk
04/13/22 7:29:42 AM
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I think he dropped this:


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Jiek_Fafn
04/13/22 7:35:11 AM
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Fake
Seems to be single spaced after punctuation. This lack of attention to detail has ruined the illusion

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Robot2600
04/13/22 6:56:19 PM
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fish fingers. subtle, my dear.

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berlyman101
04/13/22 7:02:50 PM
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the old codger had a blast writing it, I'm sure. it's probably the only thing that gets him off.

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ViewtifulJoe
04/13/22 7:06:41 PM
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Not real.
It is 2022 but in the name of being optimistic, not real.

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