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AirFresh
04/05/22 7:44:14 PM
#151:


Not a bad combo

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JimCarrysToe
04/05/22 7:45:10 PM
#152:


Smackems posted...
@JimCarrysToe starve doesn't look right help me
Starve looks perfeftly fine to me. Eat a turd

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Smackems
04/05/22 7:51:47 PM
#153:


Well that wasn't nice

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 8:01:48 PM
#154:


Questionmarktarius posted...
This counts as "multicultural", right?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AAEhCpAADGuT.jpg

Counts as a goof fucking time either way.

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:04:09 PM
#155:


Needs more avocado

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 8:06:55 PM
#156:


@DrizztLink You got Tiny Tinas right? Is it worth getting if I love BL2 and hate 3?

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DrizztLink
04/05/22 8:09:08 PM
#157:


I'd wait.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 8:10:04 PM
#158:


I value his opinion. He's a BL guy. Ok I'll wait for a good sale at least.

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Smackems
04/05/22 8:12:07 PM
#159:


Why isn't the new battlefield on the ea game pass thing I wanna throw health packs at idiots

Why did you hate BL3 Johnny

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 8:15:13 PM
#160:


They changed way too much that didn't need to be changed. I can't even remember all the details, but the story even sucked ass too. You had to farm for verrrrrry specific shit that was more of a pain in the ass than fun. I love grinding for rare items because I play Diablo 2 religiously, but BL3 really fucked that aspect of it up.

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:18:40 PM
#161:


Smackems posted...
Why isn't the new battlefield on the ea game pass thing I wanna throw health packs at idiots

Why did you hate BL3 Johnny
Probably around June they will drop it.

I was the one that hated BL3 I think Johnny liked it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 8:21:00 PM
#162:


Nooooo I hated it.

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 8:23:40 PM
#163:


Bl3 was bad. I never even played true vault hainter or whatever the real meat of the games actually was. I was just done.

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Smackems
04/05/22 8:25:55 PM
#164:


I liked it but it was really easy and ran like shit split screen on last gen

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 8:27:01 PM
#165:


Ohhhh yeah I remember that. You go into the menus and it just froze up completely.

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DrizztLink
04/05/22 8:27:50 PM
#166:


I played it super late into the cycle and I honestly enjoyed it a lot.

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:29:39 PM
#167:


The humor didnt hit with me, that's a big part of those games for me. 2 had me laughing out loud multiple times. 3 seemed like it had new writers or something.

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Smackems
04/05/22 8:32:28 PM
#168:


MabusIncarnate posted...
The humor didnt hit with me, that's a big part of those games for me. 2 had me laughing out loud multiple times. 3 seemed like it had new writers or something.
I haven't got far but TTW humor is doing well for me, maybe since I play DND and understand a lot of it. But yeah BL3 humor wasn't great

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DrizztLink
04/05/22 8:35:06 PM
#169:


The DLC had some great bits.

Krieg and Hammerlock/Jakobs were both choice.

I enjoyed TTW, I just would wait for it to get more stable and also more endgame.

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Stewman_Magoo
04/05/22 8:47:32 PM
#170:


Omfg I've been in bed all day sick af. I finally manged to keep water down. Trying some soup now.

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:50:08 PM
#171:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
Omfg I've been in bed all day sick af. I finally manged to keep water down. Trying some soup now.
I've puked a few times today, idk why. Feel fine otherwise.

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Smackems
04/05/22 8:55:19 PM
#172:


Damn are y'all ok

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DrizztLink
04/05/22 8:57:24 PM
#173:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/9/AABUaRAADGvh.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:58:17 PM
#174:


I drooled all over my pillow I think some bugs crawled into my open mouth and I needed to evict them.

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Stewman_Magoo
04/05/22 8:58:28 PM
#175:


I'm pretty sure I caught whatever my kids had last week. I swabbed and covid free, glad I can finally sit on the couch now.

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AirFresh
04/05/22 8:58:51 PM
#176:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/1/AAbwL_AADGvj.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 8:59:39 PM
#177:


AirFresh posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/1/AAbwL_AADGvj.jpg
I'd love a Panera or something around here to get stuff like this.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/05/22 9:00:02 PM
#178:


Wait why is everyone throwin up?

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AirFresh
04/05/22 9:00:47 PM
#179:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'd love a Panera or something around here to get stuff like this.
Love Panera. Mine even has a drive thru

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AirFresh
04/05/22 9:01:57 PM
#180:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait why is everyone throwin up?
I just dry heaved a little bit when I woke up which is rare for me because I never heave anymore. Shoulda vocaroo'd myself when it happened and posted it here

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 9:02:12 PM
#181:


Can't even remember what I ate yesterday, just water and a gatorade fit all day so far. No idea what's not agreeing with me.

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Eat More Beef
04/05/22 9:04:57 PM
#182:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait why is everyone throwin up?

This is a good question. I too am curious. It seems to be catching. I hope it doesn't start happening to me too!

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Smackems
04/05/22 9:05:42 PM
#183:


AirFresh posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/1/AAbwL_AADGvj.jpg
Somebody with some fucked up balls done nut in ya roll bruh

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 9:11:33 PM
#184:


AirFresh posted...
I just dry heaved a little bit when I woke up which is rare for me because I never heave anymore. Shoulda vocaroo'd myself when it happened and posted it here
Next time my cats are playing I'm gonna get audio. The girl shrill screams before body slamming him like shes gonna kill him. Then they soft wrestle for a few secs and groom each other.

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JimCarrysToe
04/05/22 9:38:04 PM
#185:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9j1VQPSvtY

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Smackems
04/05/22 9:44:14 PM
#186:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9j1VQPSvtY
Will watch when I finish the turd

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 9:44:44 PM
#187:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9j1VQPSvtY
Is that Dave Grohl

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Talib_21
04/05/22 10:03:46 PM
#188:


So I had to cum in a cup today, find out in a week if Im actually sterile or not

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Smackems
04/05/22 10:07:45 PM
#189:


Did the sexy nurse help you

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AirFresh
04/05/22 10:08:27 PM
#190:


I... C-can't ejaculate on my own... I need... assistance....

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 10:17:47 PM
#192:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/9/AANJGaAADGwn.jpg

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Smackems
04/05/22 10:18:40 PM
#193:


That's it Talib we need a BIIG sample

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 10:18:40 PM
#194:


Talib_21 posted...
So I had to cum in a cup today, find out in a week if Im actually sterile or not

Like stiffler?

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Smackems
04/05/22 10:19:11 PM
#195:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAZOwTAADGr_.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 10:21:45 PM
#196:


Smackems posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAZOwTAADGr_.jpg

https://youtu.be/tJWtaVITjgM

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MabusIncarnate
04/05/22 10:32:24 PM
#197:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/8/AAakoXAADGw6.jpg
Only one I got on my phone of mine

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CanuckCowboy
04/05/22 10:37:55 PM
#198:


The white and black one is cool as shit lookin.

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AirFresh
04/05/22 10:41:33 PM
#199:


I miss having chickens. Their clucking is soothing

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FigureOfSpeech
04/05/22 10:42:07 PM
#200:


Those are some elegant cocks ngl

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