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Smackems
04/01/22 6:58:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/8/AAZOwTAADFzC.jpg

@dolomedes tell me about this little shit

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nfearurspecimn
04/01/22 7:00:32 PM
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pretty sure thats a common house spider. literally harmless.

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Naysaspace
04/01/22 7:01:37 PM
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How is it so green out where you are

Its a muddy/gravel wasteland up north here

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MabusIncarnate
04/01/22 7:02:26 PM
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I think it's a baby wolf spider

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Smackems
04/01/22 7:14:03 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
How is it so green out where you are

Its a muddy/gravel wasteland up north here
These hedges are evergreen

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Smackems
04/01/22 7:14:38 PM
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The little fucker won't leave btw so guess I just gotta leave toilet paper in my bush like a dingleberry

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Irony
04/01/22 8:03:42 PM
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Put it in your butt

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:09:26 PM
#9:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It left the tp now. He/she is free!!! To get eaten by something bigger, probably

But I tried dammit

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Heartomaton
04/01/22 8:15:22 PM
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It's your offspring?

Irony posted...
Put it in your butt

I second this.

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Heartomaton
04/01/22 8:18:45 PM
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Explain spider sex to everyone.

Do it.

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:18:46 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Hanging down from the mirror. My mom is extremely afraid of spiders and I got 4 inside cats so it was in danger here lol

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Pleeeeaaase?

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:31:05 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

But what is that translated to Smackems @dolomedes

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AngelicRadiance
04/01/22 8:33:36 PM
#17:


Now eat it

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:36:07 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Now eat it
It's gone. Sent it to your place and told it to get in your bed

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:36:25 PM
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Fucking awesome possum!

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Payzmaykr
04/01/22 8:40:11 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I think it's a baby wolf spider
Oh, man. Those get scary when they grow big. I dont mind a spider that small in the house, but a full grown wolfspider would scare the crap out of me.

Nice work on rescuing it, though.

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Heartomaton
04/01/22 8:40:49 PM
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I'm still waiting on that explanation of spider sex.

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:45:23 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'm still waiting on that explanation of spider sex.


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Payzmaykr
04/01/22 8:49:19 PM
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Those are honestly one type that horrifies me. I might actually faint if I saw one. I think they used to have those outside in Louisiana when I lived there.

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Smackems
04/01/22 8:53:38 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Oh, man. Those get scary when they grow big. I dont mind a spider that small in the house, but a full grown wolfspider would scare the crap out of me.

Nice work on rescuing it, though.
I rescue literally everything I can and never kill unless it's a mercy.. had to do that to something recently. Red paper wasp. I'm fucking terrified of those things but still don't want to kill them

But my cat had fucked it up to the point that it was going to suffer until it died, so I ended it and felt really bad :(

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Alteres
04/01/22 9:11:33 PM
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I want to make a dolphin joke.

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:11:46 PM
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Tldr

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-Unowninator-
04/01/22 9:11:56 PM
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*facepalm*

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:12:00 PM
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Alteres posted...
I want to make a dolphin joke.
Do. IT.

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:14:31 PM
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Imma pet the spider

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:16:23 PM
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Ok I got it. I do that too. I'm too quick to get et doe

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:16:50 PM
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We're hauling ass up in here

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Heartomaton
04/01/22 9:19:36 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:30:12 PM
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Pfft I'm already doing that dude

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CapnMuffin
04/01/22 9:32:14 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Oh, man. Those get scary when they grow big. I dont mind a spider that small in the house, but a full grown wolfspider would scare the crap out of me.

Nice work on rescuing it, though.
There was a big mofo wolf spider in my basement bathroom last night. Definitely tips my personal scale from cute/meh to ohfuck.
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Smackems
04/01/22 9:36:50 PM
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So I'm on the pot right now. One time I was real constipated and a big ass grass spider came running up to the toilet. First time I'd ever seen one of them

I wasn't constipated anymore

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Smackems
04/01/22 9:43:03 PM
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Lmao

He said dookie

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nfearurspecimn
04/02/22 8:39:26 PM
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@dolomedes why did I mistake it as a common house spider?

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FigureOfSpeech
04/02/22 8:41:39 PM
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Looks different from the ones I used to have before the rennovation. Haven't had any since.

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