Current Events > Condom purchases of CE, do you pay with cash or card?

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MachineJaipur
03/31/22 1:06:25 AM
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Which?








Do you waltz in and plop down the Magnum XLs and hand the cashier your card that has your name on it?
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Tyranthraxus
03/31/22 1:07:16 AM
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Yes. Cashier won't even remember it by the next day

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samurai bandit
03/31/22 2:49:23 AM
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Self checkout

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
03/31/22 3:06:41 AM
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Amazon

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HANGtheDJ_86
03/31/22 3:41:48 AM
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Why pay

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gunplagirl
03/31/22 3:48:18 AM
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Health clinic route, it increases foot traffic which helps with their funding even if you only stop by for a minute

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TentacleDemon
03/31/22 4:02:32 AM
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I generally don't wear condoms. But when it's someone new that does actually want me to wear them I will pay with my card, like I do with everything else that I buy.

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Joelypoely
03/31/22 4:30:15 AM
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samurai bandit posted...
Self checkout

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Scorsese2002
03/31/22 4:43:58 AM
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Barter system FTW

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Chicken
03/31/22 4:44:34 AM
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who the fuck uses cash in this decade except for drug dealers?

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The_Korey
03/31/22 4:49:51 AM
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Is this a thing people are embarrassed about? My name is Karl an I intend on having sex? Unless you're buying smalls or something, I would'v thought this is something to be proud of, if anything.

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MachineJaipur
03/31/22 9:21:25 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Is this a thing people are embarrassed about? My name is Karl an I intend on having sex? Unless you're buying smalls or something, I would'v thought this is something to be proud of, if anything.
Have some shame man
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lww99
03/31/22 9:27:08 AM
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I havent worn one in over a decade.

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Were_Wyrm
03/31/22 9:42:25 AM
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Card that way the cashier and people at the credit card company know I'm getting laid.

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Lordgold666
03/31/22 9:50:13 AM
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Lol @ using cash

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/31/22 9:52:54 AM
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When we were using condoms I would pay using a card for the reward points.

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I4NRulez
03/31/22 9:54:52 AM
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when i was a teen i'd just get the free ones at planned parenthood when i'd go with my gf to get her birth control. Then as i got older i just bought them at the store. No one was like "OOOHHH THIS GUY IS HAVING SEXXXXX!!!!!". They probably see a bunch of people buying em.

Now i just buy em on amazon cause the selection is better.

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JlM
03/31/22 9:57:05 AM
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No condoms in nearly 20 years. Creampie city here. (I fuck).

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DirkDiggles
03/31/22 10:00:23 AM
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I get my Magnum XXXL's for free. I just take a box and go to a younger or middle-ages lady and look into her eyes. She looks back and hands me the XXXL's, free or charge.

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Evolician
03/31/22 10:11:48 AM
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Self check out ya doofus

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realnifty1
03/31/22 10:50:05 AM
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I make sure to raise them over my head as I walk to the check out. I also always find the cute cashier and leave my business card after paying.
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CapnMuffin
03/31/22 10:53:36 AM
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Theres no shame in Family Planning
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DespondentDeity
04/01/22 9:51:15 AM
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My dick doesnt work since I started estrogen

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MachineJaipur
04/03/22 12:31:03 AM
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2 people by with cash.

Amazing.
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JTilly
04/03/22 12:32:29 AM
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I roll with 3k on me usually (I know this isnt advised), but I amost always use my card
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MixedRaceBaby
04/03/22 12:35:20 AM
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i buy them on amazon

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ChocoboMogALT
04/03/22 12:45:52 AM
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Free health clinic!

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KStateKing17
04/03/22 12:50:35 AM
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I usually buy them when I'm buying groceries unless it's an emergency run.

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bknight
04/03/22 1:23:41 AM
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Call girls and escorts always have condoms, no need to buy it.
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Solid Snake07
04/03/22 1:38:08 AM
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Im married, I dont use condoms anymore. Didnt really use them that much when I was single. Would honestly rather just not have sex

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JTilly
04/03/22 2:01:55 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Im married, I dont use condoms anymore. Didnt really use them that much when I was single. Would honestly rather just not have sex
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Anony1125
04/03/22 5:12:49 PM
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Gofundme. I want as many people to know I'm having sex as possible.

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Unsugarized_Foo
04/03/22 5:14:52 PM
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I'm a nutter butter

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Funkydog
04/03/22 5:18:32 PM
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I don't think I've used cash at all in years, even before covid, for anything.

But not like they'd see my card anyway. Get with the times America and stop living 20 years in the past with card payments plz.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
04/03/22 5:23:06 PM
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I've never had sex so I have never needed to buy them.

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