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UnfairRepresent
03/29/22 7:19:10 PM
#1:


If she was invited.


She's been invited but her other parent is nervous about her going. She's like "But daaaad! The fate of Earthrealm is on the line! Jacqui is going and if I win and become champion, I will be eternally young! Also Kung Jin is gonna be there and he's gonna think I'm a total loser and never notice me if I don't go."

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Would you let her compete or would you forbid her?

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UnfairRepresent
03/30/22 5:07:26 AM
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no she's a fighter

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The_Korey
03/30/22 5:20:12 AM
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I never wanted kids any way, so this smells like a win/win.

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jumi
03/30/22 5:31:23 AM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
"Also Kung Jin is gonna be there and he's gonna think I'm a total loser and never notice me if I don't go."

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...she knows Kung Jin is gay, right?

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Shotgunnova
03/30/22 6:33:51 AM
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No daughter of mine is settling her differences by throwing flaming green tomahawks. And don't even try the "it wasn't me, it was Shang Tsung" excuse again. If you have time to hang out with shady shapeshifters, you have time to study for your chemistry test on Monday.

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UnfairRepresent
03/30/22 7:12:53 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
No daughter of mine is settling her differences by throwing flaming green tomahawks. And don't even try the "it wasn't me, it was Shang Tsung" excuse again. If you have time to hang out with shady shapeshifters, you have time to study for your chemistry test on Monday.
Any character at any point in any fictional media may have been Shang Tsung in disguise

True story

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Nukazie
03/30/22 7:15:14 AM
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if she has plot armor sure

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bknight
03/30/22 7:16:52 AM
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Nope, don't want her to get canceled for saying manlets should not have human rights.
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buddhamonster
03/30/22 7:28:16 AM
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Presumably you can only compete if you have at least a chance of success so I suppose I wouldnt have much of a choice.

After all, if she can conceivably beat up undead ninjas and demons with her bare fists while conjuring magic projectiles, then I think weve grown out of the, Its my house, my rules phase of life.

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Smiffwilm
03/30/22 9:25:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Any character at any point in any fictional media may have been Shang Tsung in disguise

True story
How do you know it wasn't actually Loki?

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dave_is_slick
03/30/22 9:28:38 AM
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If she's strong enough to qualify there is no way in hell I could realisticly stop her

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008Zulu
03/30/22 9:00:27 PM
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I am open to any healthy competition that can test her might.

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LeoRavus
03/30/22 9:02:52 PM
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Only if she fully mastered her fatality

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Kajagogo
03/30/22 9:03:59 PM
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If she can beat me in a fight, then she can enter.

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UnfairRepresent
03/31/22 4:03:55 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
If she's strong enough to qualify there is no way in hell I could realisticly stop her
you're still her parent

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Trumble
03/31/22 5:34:14 AM
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Yes, but I'm disowning her if she loses.

Disclaimer, this is a shitpost, I would obviously not disown a kid over something like that.

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UnfairRepresent
04/01/22 9:56:22 AM
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Trumble posted...
Yes, but I'm disowning her if she loses.

Disclaimer, this is a shitpost, I would obviously not disown a kid over something like that.
don't worry

there's a decent chance she'll die if she loses

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JimmyFraska
04/01/22 10:05:33 AM
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No. Too many Chads
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Guerrilla Soldier
04/01/22 10:14:05 AM
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at that point i don't think anyone will stop her
i just hope i don't have to watch her get her arms ripped out and beaten to death with them

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dave_is_slick
04/01/22 1:01:29 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
you're still her parent
Yes, but she's strong enough to qualify. She'd be by far one of THE strongest people on the planet. If she wants to do this, how the hell can I stop her?

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FigureOfSpeech
04/01/22 1:11:45 PM
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What is Wesley's moveset?

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Pepys Monster
04/01/22 1:20:14 PM
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I'm not going to let my daughter get Fatalitied by Sub-Zero.

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UnfairRepresent
04/01/22 2:19:54 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Yes, but she's strong enough to qualify. She'd be by far one of THE strongest people on the planet. If she wants to do this, how the hell can I stop her?
by saying no

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Smiffwilm
04/02/22 10:19:53 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not going to let my daughter get Fatalitied by Sub-Zero.
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Wish granted. She won't be Fatalitied by Sub-Zero.

She'll be Fatalitied by Scorpion instead.

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Master Kazuya
04/02/22 10:30:19 PM
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This scenario seems kinda irrelevant to the pic

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jumi
04/03/22 6:14:52 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
https://imgur.com/gXeBbz4

Wish granted. She won't be Fatalitied by Sub-Zero.

She'll be Fatalitied by Scorpion instead.

Canon Scorpion doesn't kill people he doesn't have beef with.

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Irony
04/03/22 6:17:01 AM
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Only if she has her name tattooed on her chest and wears sunglasses

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uwnim
04/03/22 6:20:40 AM
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Shes totally going to go and join even if I say no.

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UnfairRepresent
04/03/22 6:41:57 AM
#31:


uwnim posted...
Shes totally going to go and join even if I say no.
not if she misses the boat

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