Poll of the Day > Sex with Miyazaki.

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HornedLion
03/26/22 3:52:39 PM
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He goes at it at a solid pace but when hes about 80% done and close to completion he just goes berserk! Faster, harder, and even whips out new moves.

That is if the bosses in this game are any indication. At least thats how they fucked me.

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Metalsonic66
03/26/22 4:08:08 PM
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He wears a Totoro suit the whole time, and goes on a tangent about wildlife conservation after you finish

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Lokarin
03/26/22 4:15:15 PM
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The best content doesn't happen until a week before the deadline

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SilentSeph
03/26/22 4:20:58 PM
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When he's halfway done he launches through the ceiling 400 feet in the air and meteor dives into your hole

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HornedLion
03/26/22 4:41:50 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
When he's halfway done he launches through the ceiling 400 feet in the air and meteor dives into your hole

I lold so hard.

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Blightzkrieg
03/26/22 4:52:20 PM
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Imagine if you're pounding him from behind but he suddenly spins 180 and penetrates your ass

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trodi_911
03/26/22 8:20:08 PM
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I beat him once but then he decided to take off his clothes and proceeded to destroy me. I had to invite a friend over to take care of him.

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Zareth
03/27/22 12:06:44 AM
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He only does it in the tub because the moisture reminds him of poison swamps

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ZeldaMutant
03/27/22 2:15:55 AM
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20 years later, he tells our son: "You were a mistake."

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PMarth2002
03/27/22 2:28:00 AM
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He likes to flirt by flexing his muscles so hard that his shirt rips open

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