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Trumble
03/22/22 3:31:21 AM
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Wario Land > Mario Land

Therefore;

Wario Kart > Mario Kart

Come on Nintendo. Give us Wario Kart.

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scar the 1
03/22/22 3:33:24 AM
#2:


Can't argue with that logic

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MabusIncarnate
03/22/22 3:35:15 AM
#3:


Wario SUCKS @Johnny_Nutcase

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Trumble
03/22/22 3:36:45 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wario SUCKS
Incorrect.

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WorsCaseOntario
03/22/22 3:44:46 AM
#5:


Just select him in Mario Kart bro

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Trumble
03/22/22 2:12:13 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
Just select him in Mario Kart bro
I propose that you just select Mario in Wario Kart bro

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MagnusDJL
03/22/22 2:13:10 PM
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Dude's too busy making Microgames
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Solar_Crimson
03/22/22 2:16:59 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
Just select him in Mario Kart bro
The how would we play characters like Mona, Captain Syrup, Jimmy T, Ashley, or 9-Volt?

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Trumble
03/22/22 2:20:54 PM
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Extending this logic, we can also assume:

Dr Wario > Dr Mario
Paper Wario > Paper Wario
Wario (the rapper) > Mario (the rapper)

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EmbraceOfDeath
03/22/22 2:21:40 PM
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But Mario World > Wario World.

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Solar_Crimson
03/22/22 2:22:42 PM
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Does this also mean

Waluigi's Mansion > Luigi's Mansion

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Duncanwii
03/22/22 6:37:57 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
9-Volt

I don't think he's old enough to drive dude.

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Solar_Crimson
03/22/22 7:21:20 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I don't think he's old enough to drive dude.
In a world where literal babies can drive and get their Ph.D's?

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haloiscoolisbak
03/22/22 7:25:45 PM
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Wario would host a better party too

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AirFresh
03/25/22 1:20:57 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wario SUCKS @Johnny_Nutcase


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Shotgunnova
03/25/22 1:22:55 AM
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Wario Teaches Gryping

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