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Sunhawk
03/19/22 6:54:34 AM
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She might be very old, but she's as dirty as anything. She goes to the gym 5 times a week, and although I wouldn't say she's got the body of a 20-year-old, probably an athletic 30-year-old. Wears body-hugging jeans and translucent tank tops. We talked for a while before hand, then had sex. Did various positions. Very nice woman. We lay in bed afterwards, and she told me about the rather remarkable life she's had. Crazy.

Sunhawk has been pushing the envelope.

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Cheetaluv
03/19/22 7:03:30 AM
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Of shitposting and not even in a flattering way? Yes you have.

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DarkFists
03/19/22 7:04:45 AM
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Dude, that's somebody's grandma

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MedeaLysistrata
03/19/22 7:05:04 AM
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Sunhawk, what are your opinions on the state of the publishing industry?

Please respond, thank you.

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Sunhawk
03/19/22 7:05:23 AM
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But you should see how she looks in white denim! Hmmm. THAT ass.

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DeadBankerDream
03/19/22 7:05:44 AM
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So this is your new gimmick? People aren't biting on your class warfare and shitty film topics anymore?

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scar the 1
03/19/22 7:08:16 AM
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For all the shit you've given pinky, this is a weird turn

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UnholyMudcrab
03/19/22 7:22:38 AM
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I desperately miss the Sunhawk who would make several topics a week talking about random shit on Wikipedia

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bulletproofvita
03/19/22 7:25:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/4/AAZ1uBAAC9jo.jpg

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TheSavageDragon
03/19/22 7:27:16 AM
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Did she remove her dentures before blowing you?
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TheMikh
03/19/22 7:41:50 AM
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respect grandmothers

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jpenny2
03/19/22 7:42:42 AM
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Almost got to 69.

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Lvaneede
03/19/22 7:43:14 AM
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Congrats on the sex

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GMAK2442
03/19/22 7:44:02 AM
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A pretty old lady for this morning. lol.
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Jiek_Fafn
03/19/22 7:46:53 AM
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So close to the prime age. You know what they say "Once you go 70 plus, you'll get off so much that eventually it'll make you shoot puss"

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MrKapowski
03/19/22 8:21:30 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/0/AASSvUAADC2U.jpg

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roos1046 Reborn
03/19/22 8:37:28 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
So this is your new gimmick? People aren't biting on your class warfare and shitty film topics anymore?

Yep

he is quite pathetic

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Flockaveli
03/19/22 8:37:38 AM
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I just came back from a 30 day ban and this is what's happening on CE now.

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Lokison
03/19/22 8:43:01 AM
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Did.. did she gum it? Like an ear if corn?

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Solution_45
03/19/22 8:47:03 AM
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i can imagine TC scoping out retirement homes for his next lay
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x_lone_x_wolf_x
03/19/22 8:50:24 AM
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Hope she didn't break a hip.

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1NfamousACE_2
03/19/22 9:23:51 AM
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Pics nao

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Looked gf
03/19/22 9:25:14 AM
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Sunhawk topic

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DanHaren2022
03/19/22 9:26:37 AM
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Was it soggy down there?
Were her boobs wrinkly?
Was her ass saggy?
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Sunhawk
03/19/22 9:29:59 AM
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Yes, no, no, respectively.

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_MorningStar
03/19/22 9:32:26 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
So this is your new gimmick? People aren't biting on your class warfare and shitty film topics anymore?
This

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Scorsese2002
03/19/22 9:36:49 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
We lay in bed afterwards, and she told me about the war effort

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Tappor
03/19/22 12:00:18 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Sunhawk has been pushing the envelope.

Cheetaluv posted...
Of shitposting and not even in a flattering way? Yes you have.


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CrimsonAngel
03/19/22 12:02:49 PM
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TC's pretty close to being ignored

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The_Superstar
03/19/22 12:08:14 PM
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Scorsese2002 posted...
Sunhawk posted...
We lay in bed afterwards, and she told me about the war effort
This killed me

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--Zero-
03/19/22 12:10:09 PM
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Thats literally gross dude. I work in a nursing home and you just fucked someone that probably pisses themselves and has a slimy vag.

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Master_Bass
03/19/22 12:26:19 PM
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scar the 1 posted...
For all the shit you've given pinky, this is a weird turn


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