Current Events > Have you ever performed a sex act while working?

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In other words have you got it on before getting off?

My lawyers advise me to say no, I've never done anything that could be considered unprofessional

I've never performed a sex act on another person

So. No

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No

I'm constantly air humping in the chemo office and I don't afraid

In the office. Not only a single time. But all alone talking with the girls or porn.

Many times. My most recent ex lived at one of the properties I was assigned to keep an eye on overnight. I'd take my meal breaks at her apartment since I had a key. She liked to be woken up and used for sex before I went back to work.

Yes. When I was in high school and worked at the movies, I went to the back of an empty auditorium with a coworker and put it in.

I scratched my balls once. In puritan America that probably counts

What!? No! I sell propane!

I've never had a sexual encounter at work, no. Sounds like it'd be kind of fun but I don't know how it would ever happen unless I was wfh

What happens in the back of Mr. Sub after dark, stays in the back.

I am a sex act. I'm performing one just by walking in the room

Working from home since the pandemic started, so I certainly have many times