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Darkraiomb
03/10/22 11:22:20 AM
#1:


You know that feeling after you take a huge dump? You feel so empty inside. </rimshot>

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Tyranthraxus
03/10/22 11:23:36 AM
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Why did the old man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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Smiffwilm
03/10/22 11:28:11 AM
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What kind of a zoo features only a small toy dog breed?

A Shih Tzu


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MedeaLysistrata
03/10/22 11:29:27 AM
#4:


Why was the wife upset?

The bed posts

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Tyranthraxus
03/10/22 11:30:25 AM
#5:


What is brown and sticky.

A stick.

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EyeWontBeFooled
03/10/22 11:34:11 AM
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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese Whuz

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
03/10/22 11:35:03 AM
#7:


What do you call the SmackDown Warrior Drew McIntyre when he chickens out of his WrestleMania match?

The Backdown Warrior.

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-Unowninator-
03/10/22 12:49:32 PM
#8:


What do you call a horny pumpkin? An e-jack-u-lantern

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Trumble
03/10/22 12:51:00 PM
#9:


What happened to the GameFAQs moderator when he fell in the lake?

He got wet.

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Darkraiomb
03/11/22 12:17:29 PM
#10:


What does every camel have on its back? A bump

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The Wheelman1
03/11/22 12:22:46 PM
#11:


Why did ranch dressing lose the race?

Because ranch can't ketchup with mustard

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Ryven
03/11/22 12:24:40 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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scorpion41
03/11/22 12:29:21 PM
#13:


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

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