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Harpie 03/02/22 2:43:16 PM #1: |
I buy the good shit too, like $5 a box. I keep fucking asking her to not eat my shit because its 1) expensive 2) pisses me the fuck off and 3) I dont have the money to pay for her food too and to top it all off, she NEVER rinses the pot leaving ME TO DO IT FOR HER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/02/22 2:44:29 PM #2: |
I would end up in jail if I were in your shoes --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/02/22 2:44:58 PM #3: |
Smackems posted... I would end up in jail if I were in your shoesBecause they're too small? That seems extreme. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 03/02/22 2:46:21 PM #4: |
Save the boxes so the next time you buy Mac and cheese you can hide it and use the empties as decoys. You can leave them empty if you want but it would definitely throw her off --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 03/02/22 2:46:47 PM #5: |
Buy a gun safe and put your macaroni and cheese inside it. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 03/02/22 2:48:09 PM #8: |
How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffs --- "With half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/02/22 2:48:53 PM #9: |
Caution999 posted... How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffsWith her mouth. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/02/22 2:49:03 PM #10: |
Yeah how CHONK is she --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/02/22 2:49:19 PM #11: |
Smackems posted... I would end up in jail if I were in your shoesI am very close DarthDemented posted... Save the boxes so the next time you buy Mac and cheese you can hide it and use the empties as decoys. You can leave them empty if you want but it would definitely throw her offLmao this is great. I cant WAIT for her to demand why I put back empty boxes while I stand cackling in the corner --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 03/02/22 2:49:20 PM #12: |
Have you tried setting her up to take the blame for a murder? She cant eat your food from a jail cell Or just keep the food hidden until you make it. On locked up. Or sabotage one of the boxes so she stops. I remember one girl wanted to stop her roommate from taking her soap and put something in it that would turn her hands black if she used it. A youtuber said it should have been red so they could catch her red-handed --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/02/22 2:49:24 PM #13: |
lmao are you new to roommates keep food you dont want eaten in your room. Buy a fridge lock-box for colds. --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BilalPowell 03/02/22 2:49:24 PM #14: |
the secret is to leave fake mac and cheese that's extremely spicy so she burns her mouth and never steals your food again --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AbstraktProfSC2 03/02/22 2:49:41 PM #15: |
Caution999 posted... How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffsare you british or something --- Talk about backseat fishing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/02/22 2:53:01 PM #16: |
Caution999 posted... How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffsEXACTLY I only make half a box at a time. Thats TWO meals for me but one box tbf isnt a ridiculous amount Gobstoppers12 posted... Buy a gun safe and put your macaroni and cheese inside it.I can barely afford my nice mac and cheese what makes you think I can afford a gun safe Smackems posted... Yeah how CHONK is shebig CHONK I could never fight her because shes quadruple my size, easily. She could just sit on me [LFAQs-redacted-quote] my bodys ready --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 03/02/22 2:54:04 PM #17: |
it's instant mac, right? i'd keep it in your room assuming it doesn't need to be refrigerated --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 03/02/22 2:54:08 PM #18: |
Harpie posted... I can barely afford my nice mac and cheese what makes you think I can afford a gun safeLook, some things are worth opening a new line of credit. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 03/02/22 2:54:58 PM #19: |
Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the store --- (they/them) | http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VitalGetPrank 03/02/22 2:55:47 PM #20: |
What does $5 mac n cheese look like? The most expensive stuff I've seen is like $3.50. --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TentacleDemon 03/02/22 2:56:00 PM #21: |
Get a new roommate? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BilalPowell 03/02/22 2:56:26 PM #22: |
TeaMilk posted... Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the storeShe wont care about licking noodles you just boil them --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 03/02/22 2:56:34 PM #23: |
Hide your Mac and cheese in a box under your bed. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/02/22 2:56:38 PM #24: |
Future Harpie-brand Adventure topic idea: Let's go hide my roommate's body! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 03/02/22 2:56:52 PM #25: |
So she's of the AW LAWD SHE COMIN variety --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 03/02/22 2:58:00 PM #26: |
wtf at not even cleaning the pot --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 03/02/22 2:58:14 PM #27: |
Get creative with hiding spots for the mac and cheese next time. A lot of the time things hidden in plain site are actually the best hiding places. You could probably fit a box of mac and cheese inside of a board game. --- "With half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cleo_II 03/02/22 2:58:27 PM #28: |
Eat her favorite food in retaliation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/02/22 2:58:34 PM #29: |
She is very probably using your bathroom products as well --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 03/02/22 2:59:20 PM #30: |
Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/02/22 2:59:54 PM #31: |
Questionmarktarius posted... Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese? there is now lol --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_lone_x_wolf_x 03/02/22 3:00:36 PM #32: |
Always assume your food will be eaten by crappy roommates. Even if you label it. Just hide it. --- "He's dead! I love him.... Oh he's breathing.... Loser!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Caution999 03/02/22 3:01:25 PM #33: |
Questionmarktarius posted... Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AADtjwAAC_JO.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/7/AADtjwAAC_JP.jpg --- "With half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/02/22 3:04:01 PM #34: |
Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to. Once the food is cooked, put it in a safe container and bring it to your room immediately. Let it cool down on your dresser before putting it in the mini-fridge. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOtherMike 03/02/22 3:04:32 PM #35: |
This kind of bullshit deserves a punch in the face. Have you tried punching her in the face? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steffenfield 03/02/22 3:05:18 PM #36: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAI-dfAAC_JR.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAI-dfAAC_JS.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/1/AAI-dfAAC_JT.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/2/AAI-dfAAC_JU.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AAI-dfAAC_JV.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steffenfield 03/02/22 3:05:26 PM #37: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAI-dfAAC_JY.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAI-dfAAC_JZ.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/8/AAI-dfAAC_Ja.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/9/AAI-dfAAC_Jb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/02/22 3:05:59 PM #39: |
Ivany2008 posted... Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to. This man has had roommates. Do this from DAY ONE. Do the same with your bathroom products. --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 03/02/22 3:08:21 PM #40: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDTYdFGhjs --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 03/02/22 3:08:40 PM #41: |
Also I recommend doing all your dishes immediately when you are done with them so she sees that and knows its all her. --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/02/22 3:09:02 PM #42: |
LinkPizza posted... Have you tried setting her up to take the blame for a murder? She cant eat your food from a jail cell Or just keep the food hidden until you make it. On locked up. Or sabotage one of the boxes so she stops. I remember one girl wanted to stop her roommate from taking her soap and put something in it that would turn her hands black if she used it. A youtuber said it should have been red so they could catch her red-handedMaybe I could dump some ghost pepper powder into the box Its all fun in games til I forget and eat it first VigorouslySwish posted... lmao are you new to roommates PatrickMahomes posted... it's instant mac, right? i'd keep it in your room assuming it doesn't need to be refrigerated uwnim posted... Hide your Mac and cheese in a box under your bed.I had expected her to RESPECT me and the things I buy for MYSELF BUT NOOOOOOO I will have to hide it in my room for sure, Im tired of this shit VitalGetPrank posted... What does $5 mac n cheese look like? The most expensive stuff I've seen is like $3.50.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAclepAAC_Jg.jpg this is the best mac and cheese youll ever have --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revocation68 03/02/22 3:11:20 PM #43: |
Fuck all this hiding shit. You need to confront the bitch and have some backbone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/02/22 3:11:30 PM #44: |
VigorouslySwish posted... This man has had roommates. Do this from DAY ONE. Do the same with your bathroom products. I've had 3 roommates. 4 if you count my exroommates girlfriend who spent more time at our place than theirs. Not a comfortable living situation. They were great, but you try fitting a queen size bed into a bedroom the size of a shoebox. One alternate solution and this works great if you have a car, is to use the trunk as a storage space. Course... you have to live in a safe location. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/02/22 3:14:05 PM #45: |
AirFresh posted... wtf at not even cleaning the potThis is an everyday problem. She actually refuses to do any dishes because she claims she has trauma from when her dad forced her to do dishes as a kid so now she leaves everything out and plays VICTIM WHEN I CONFRONT HER. I remember on the night before my birthday party at my place, I cleaned the kitchen and entire house. When I woke up at 10am, it was a fucking disaster of dishes and hard dried food allll over the stove. I was so angry I started crying about it (because this is nearly an everyday occurrence) and when I confronted her later on, she said that I was being a bully for not understanding her and that theres NOTHING she can do I wanna leave, asap. Who needs a roommate in Washington or Arizona?? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 03/02/22 3:15:30 PM #46: |
Harpie posted... Who needs a roommate in Washington or Arizona??You probably shouldn't ask people here. It's not, uh... safe, lol --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revocation68 03/02/22 3:16:43 PM #47: |
Harpie posted... This is an everyday problem. She actually refuses to do any dishes because she claims she has trauma from when her dad forced her to do dishes as a kid Tell her that trauma will come back if she doesn't do the fucking dishes. You have no one to blame but yourself at this point for being a doormat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 03/02/22 3:17:09 PM #48: |
Poop in an empty box. Then your roommate will eat your shit. On the down side, you'll have to clean your poop out of a pot later. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/02/22 3:20:16 PM #49: |
Steffenfield posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAI-dfAAC_JY.pngThank u I love this LOL VigorouslySwish posted... Also I recommend doing all your dishes immediately when you are done with them so she sees that and knows its all her.I do this already, I always clean my dishes before I even eat. Thats just who I am TeaMilk posted... Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the storeBut her food is takeout and leftover jack in the box Heartomaton posted... Future Harpie-brand Adventure topic idea: Let's go hide my roommate's body!Now this is a GREAT idea --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/02/22 3:24:37 PM #50: |
Ivany2008 posted... Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to.You also want to have a private set of silver ware or eating utensils that you personally keep washed and clean. People forget how one persons clean is not another's and not all dishwashers are made equally. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 03/02/22 3:25:23 PM #51: |
Harpie posted... Lmao this is great. I cant WAIT for her to demand why I put back empty boxes while I stand cackling in the cornerMake sure to glue the tops closed so they look unopened. Then you can have an entire pantry of unopened, empty mac and cheese boxes for her to be confused over. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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