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Harpie
03/02/22 2:43:16 PM
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I buy the good shit too, like $5 a box. I keep fucking asking her to not eat my shit because its 1) expensive 2) pisses me the fuck off and 3) I dont have the money to pay for her food too

and to top it all off, she NEVER rinses the pot leaving ME TO DO IT FOR HER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Smackems
03/02/22 2:44:29 PM
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I would end up in jail if I were in your shoes

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DrizztLink
03/02/22 2:44:58 PM
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Smackems posted...
I would end up in jail if I were in your shoes
Because they're too small?

That seems extreme.

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DarthDemented
03/02/22 2:46:21 PM
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Save the boxes so the next time you buy Mac and cheese you can hide it and use the empties as decoys. You can leave them empty if you want but it would definitely throw her off

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Gobstoppers12
03/02/22 2:46:47 PM
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Buy a gun safe and put your macaroni and cheese inside it.

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Caution999
03/02/22 2:48:09 PM
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How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffs

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DrizztLink
03/02/22 2:48:53 PM
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Caution999 posted...
How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffs
With her mouth.

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Smackems
03/02/22 2:49:03 PM
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Yeah how CHONK is she

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Harpie
03/02/22 2:49:19 PM
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Smackems posted...
I would end up in jail if I were in your shoes
I am very close

DarthDemented posted...
Save the boxes so the next time you buy Mac and cheese you can hide it and use the empties as decoys. You can leave them empty if you want but it would definitely throw her off
Lmao this is great. I cant WAIT for her to demand why I put back empty boxes while I stand cackling in the corner

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LinkPizza
03/02/22 2:49:20 PM
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Have you tried setting her up to take the blame for a murder? She cant eat your food from a jail cell Or just keep the food hidden until you make it. On locked up. Or sabotage one of the boxes so she stops. I remember one girl wanted to stop her roommate from taking her soap and put something in it that would turn her hands black if she used it. A youtuber said it should have been red so they could catch her red-handed

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VigorouslySwish
03/02/22 2:49:24 PM
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lmao are you new to roommates

keep food you dont want eaten in your room. Buy a fridge lock-box for colds.

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BilalPowell
03/02/22 2:49:24 PM
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the secret is to leave fake mac and cheese that's extremely spicy so she burns her mouth and never steals your food again

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AbstraktProfSC2
03/02/22 2:49:41 PM
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Caution999 posted...
How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffs
are you british or something

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Harpie
03/02/22 2:53:01 PM
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Caution999 posted...
How does she manage to eat an entire box of macaroni and cheese? Like does she not cook anything else? It's meant as a side dish ffs
EXACTLY

I only make half a box at a time. Thats TWO meals for me

but one box tbf isnt a ridiculous amount

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Buy a gun safe and put your macaroni and cheese inside it.
I can barely afford my nice mac and cheese what makes you think I can afford a gun safe

Smackems posted...
Yeah how CHONK is she
big CHONK

I could never fight her because shes quadruple my size, easily. She could just sit on me

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my bodys ready

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PatrickMahomes
03/02/22 2:54:04 PM
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it's instant mac, right? i'd keep it in your room assuming it doesn't need to be refrigerated

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Gobstoppers12
03/02/22 2:54:08 PM
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Harpie posted...
I can barely afford my nice mac and cheese what makes you think I can afford a gun safe
Look, some things are worth opening a new line of credit.

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TeaMilk
03/02/22 2:54:58 PM
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Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the store

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VitalGetPrank
03/02/22 2:55:47 PM
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What does $5 mac n cheese look like? The most expensive stuff I've seen is like $3.50.

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TentacleDemon
03/02/22 2:56:00 PM
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Get a new roommate?

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BilalPowell
03/02/22 2:56:26 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the store
She wont care about licking noodles you just boil them

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uwnim
03/02/22 2:56:34 PM
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Hide your Mac and cheese in a box under your bed.

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Heartomaton
03/02/22 2:56:38 PM
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Future Harpie-brand Adventure topic idea: Let's go hide my roommate's body!

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Smackems
03/02/22 2:56:52 PM
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So she's of the AW LAWD SHE COMIN variety

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AirFresh
03/02/22 2:58:00 PM
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wtf at not even cleaning the pot

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Caution999
03/02/22 2:58:14 PM
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Get creative with hiding spots for the mac and cheese next time. A lot of the time things hidden in plain site are actually the best hiding places. You could probably fit a box of mac and cheese inside of a board game.

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Cleo_II
03/02/22 2:58:27 PM
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Eat her favorite food in retaliation
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VigorouslySwish
03/02/22 2:58:34 PM
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She is very probably using your bathroom products as well

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Questionmarktarius
03/02/22 2:59:20 PM
#30:


Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese?
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VigorouslySwish
03/02/22 2:59:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese?

there is now lol

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x_lone_x_wolf_x
03/02/22 3:00:36 PM
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Always assume your food will be eaten by crappy roommates. Even if you label it. Just hide it.

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Caution999
03/02/22 3:01:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Hold on... there's $5 mac and cheese?

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Ivany2008
03/02/22 3:04:01 PM
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Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to.

Once the food is cooked, put it in a safe container and bring it to your room immediately. Let it cool down on your dresser before putting it in the mini-fridge.
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TheOtherMike
03/02/22 3:04:32 PM
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This kind of bullshit deserves a punch in the face. Have you tried punching her in the face?
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Steffenfield
03/02/22 3:05:18 PM
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Steffenfield
03/02/22 3:05:26 PM
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VigorouslySwish
03/02/22 3:05:59 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to.

Once the food is cooked, put it in a safe container and bring it to your room immediately. Let it cool down on your dresser before putting it in the mini-fridge.

This man has had roommates. Do this from DAY ONE. Do the same with your bathroom products.

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Flauros
03/02/22 3:08:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDTYdFGhjs

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VigorouslySwish
03/02/22 3:08:40 PM
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Also I recommend doing all your dishes immediately when you are done with them so she sees that and knows its all her.

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Harpie
03/02/22 3:09:02 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Have you tried setting her up to take the blame for a murder? She cant eat your food from a jail cell Or just keep the food hidden until you make it. On locked up. Or sabotage one of the boxes so she stops. I remember one girl wanted to stop her roommate from taking her soap and put something in it that would turn her hands black if she used it. A youtuber said it should have been red so they could catch her red-handed
Maybe I could dump some ghost pepper powder into the box
Its all fun in games til I forget and eat it first

VigorouslySwish posted...
lmao are you new to roommates

keep food you dont want eaten in your room. Buy a fridge lock-box for colds.

PatrickMahomes posted...
it's instant mac, right? i'd keep it in your room assuming it doesn't need to be refrigerated

uwnim posted...
Hide your Mac and cheese in a box under your bed.
I had expected her to RESPECT me and the things I buy for MYSELF BUT NOOOOOOO

I will have to hide it in my room for sure, Im tired of this shit

VitalGetPrank posted...
What does $5 mac n cheese look like? The most expensive stuff I've seen is like $3.50.
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this is the best mac and cheese youll ever have

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Revocation68
03/02/22 3:11:20 PM
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Fuck all this hiding shit. You need to confront the bitch and have some backbone
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Ivany2008
03/02/22 3:11:30 PM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
This man has had roommates. Do this from DAY ONE. Do the same with your bathroom products.

I've had 3 roommates. 4 if you count my exroommates girlfriend who spent more time at our place than theirs. Not a comfortable living situation. They were great, but you try fitting a queen size bed into a bedroom the size of a shoebox.

One alternate solution and this works great if you have a car, is to use the trunk as a storage space. Course... you have to live in a safe location.
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Harpie
03/02/22 3:14:05 PM
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AirFresh posted...
wtf at not even cleaning the pot
This is an everyday problem. She actually refuses to do any dishes because she claims she has trauma from when her dad forced her to do dishes as a kid
so now she leaves everything out and plays VICTIM WHEN I CONFRONT HER.
I remember on the night before my birthday party at my place, I cleaned the kitchen and entire house. When I woke up at 10am, it was a fucking disaster of dishes and hard dried food allll over the stove. I was so angry I started crying about it (because this is nearly an everyday occurrence) and when I confronted her later on, she said that I was being a bully for not understanding her and that theres NOTHING she can do

I wanna leave, asap. Who needs a roommate in Washington or Arizona??

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Gobstoppers12
03/02/22 3:15:30 PM
#46:


Harpie posted...
Who needs a roommate in Washington or Arizona??
You probably shouldn't ask people here. It's not, uh... safe, lol

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Revocation68
03/02/22 3:16:43 PM
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Harpie posted...
This is an everyday problem. She actually refuses to do any dishes because she claims she has trauma from when her dad forced her to do dishes as a kid
so now she leaves everything out and plays VICTIM WHEN I CONFRONT HER.
I remember on the night before my birthday party at my place, I cleaned the kitchen and entire house. When I woke up at 10am, it was a fucking disaster of dishes and hard dried food allll over the stove. I was so angry I started crying about it (because this is nearly an everyday occurrence) and when I confronted her later on, she said that I was being a bully for not understanding her and that theres NOTHING she can do

I wanna leave, asap. Who needs a roommate in Washington or Arizona??

Tell her that trauma will come back if she doesn't do the fucking dishes. You have no one to blame but yourself at this point for being a doormat
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Jiek_Fafn
03/02/22 3:17:09 PM
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Poop in an empty box. Then your roommate will eat your shit. On the down side, you'll have to clean your poop out of a pot later.

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Harpie
03/02/22 3:20:16 PM
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Steffenfield posted...
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VigorouslySwish posted...
Also I recommend doing all your dishes immediately when you are done with them so she sees that and knows its all her.
I do this already, I always clean my dishes before I even eat. Thats just who I am

TeaMilk posted...
Eat her food and also lick all the noodles right after you get it home from the store
But her food is takeout and leftover jack in the box

Heartomaton posted...
Future Harpie-brand Adventure topic idea: Let's go hide my roommate's body!
Now this is a GREAT idea

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/02/22 3:24:37 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Don't buy the good shit then or alternately.... and I say this to everyone on this board, if your in a situation where you have roommates keep all your perishables in your bedroom in a place under lock and key. Hell, invest in a mini-fridge and put a 20 dollar lock on it that you only have the key to.

Once the food is cooked, put it in a safe container and bring it to your room immediately. Let it cool down on your dresser before putting it in the mini-fridge.
You also want to have a private set of silver ware or eating utensils that you personally keep washed and clean. People forget how one persons clean is not another's and not all dishwashers are made equally.

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BlazinBlue88
03/02/22 3:25:23 PM
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Harpie posted...
Lmao this is great. I cant WAIT for her to demand why I put back empty boxes while I stand cackling in the corner
Make sure to glue the tops closed so they look unopened. Then you can have an entire pantry of unopened, empty mac and cheese boxes for her to be confused over.

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