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DarkRoast
02/26/22 1:15:13 AM
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The horse combat in particular is absolutely f****** abysmal and the melee combat is much less refined. I have no idea how people are claiming that this is the best yet

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Smackems
02/26/22 1:15:56 AM
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But how's the horse armor

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VigorouslySwish
02/26/22 1:17:24 AM
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Horse combat sucks yeah but im liking everything else

horse combat can still be good for taking down certain annoying enemies though, its just half your swings will miss

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Teh_Dr_Phil
02/26/22 1:18:01 AM
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Another hot take from DarkRoast, more at 11!

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 1:18:22 AM
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What bothers me is that the horse combat isn't just unrefined, it's straight up bad. Terrible, in fact. I cannot believe they even allowed it to stay in the game in this condition.

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EmbraceOfDeath
02/26/22 1:20:15 AM
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I do have to say that after the Nioh games and The Surge 2, playing another Souls style game is a big step back in terms of combat, but Elden Ring's combat is still better than the other Souls games.

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BlackBlueButts
02/26/22 1:21:55 AM
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Horse combat is trash but it's the only way to fight big bosses.

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 1:23:03 AM
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There's so many things that bother me about the horse combat, from the fact that you randomly jump off your horse if you turn too quickly to the fact that you have to juggle several different healing items while riding at the same time like some kind of crazy multitasking Pro.

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Turtlebread
02/26/22 1:24:41 AM
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the horse combat makes everything so easy though

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IllegalAlien
02/26/22 1:29:25 AM
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worst thing is that crouch is controlled by your left fucking movement stick... and crouching fucks you up mid combat... where you need to move a lot.........

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 1:31:34 AM
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IllegalAlien posted...
worst thing is that crouch is controlled by your left fucking movement stick... and crouching fucks you up mid combat... where you need to move a lot.........

That also pisses me off

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MedeaLysistrata
02/26/22 1:31:48 AM
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I can't find caves <_<

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VigorouslySwish
02/26/22 3:04:49 AM
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IllegalAlien posted...
worst thing is that crouch is controlled by your left fucking movement stick... and crouching fucks you up mid combat... where you need to move a lot.........

This gen should have included L4 and R4 imo the people are ready

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AirFresh
02/26/22 3:06:08 AM
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Horse combat is new and not trash. Once you figure it out it's actually supremely satisfying. It's a defensive style that pays off, you just gotta pay attention to that stamina bar.

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Rayman2943
02/26/22 3:12:26 AM
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Game reviewers are shills

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AbstraktProfSC2
02/26/22 3:16:00 AM
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my man was lookin to play Assassins Creed
how bout you try fighting while galloping full speed on a horse IRL and see how accurate you are big guy lmao

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hitokoriX
02/26/22 3:48:02 AM
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You lack timing. Seriously. The horse combat is not that bad.

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Ving_Rhames
02/26/22 4:03:38 AM
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Been watching a friend play it while I brainstorm ideas for a project I'm doing, the horse combat definitely looks worse than even Dynasty Warriors 5 mounted combat lol. Everything else looks solid though, cept for the jump attacks, that shit looks extremely janky and weird.

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Hayame Zero
02/26/22 4:51:48 AM
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Isn't horse combat trash in pretty much every game?

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eggcorn
02/26/22 5:05:10 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
juggle several different healing items while riding at the same time like some kind of crazy multitasking Pro.
git
good

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Looked gf
02/26/22 5:06:47 AM
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Horse combat is so bad... everything else is okay

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Lorthremar
02/26/22 5:26:45 AM
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IllegalAlien posted...
worst thing is that crouch is controlled by your left fucking movement stick... and crouching fucks you up mid combat... where you need to move a lot.........
I do this all the fucking time it's so obnoxious

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Flauros
02/26/22 5:31:12 AM
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People always simp for From Soft rehashes.

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AbstraktProfSC2
02/26/22 5:33:48 AM
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Flauros posted...
People always simp for From Soft rehashes.

sounds like a you problem

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KamenRiderBlade
02/26/22 9:15:31 PM
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Elden Ring is a Stuttery Mess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EtcrUrsl38

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
02/26/22 9:24:22 PM
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Flauros posted...
People always simp for From Soft rehashes.

They're pretty insecure as well

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ultimate reaver
02/26/22 9:27:41 PM
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sucks to suck op

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Squall28
02/26/22 10:47:47 PM
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It takes some getting used to. I was playing Genshin Impact for like a year before playing this, and all my Sekiro/Dark Souls skills are gone lol. First boss murdered me because I'm too used to abusing the Genshin dodge. Even forgot that targetting was a thing.

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 11:01:36 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
sucks to suck op

I literally platinumed Bloodborne. This game isn't any harder, it's just sloppier.

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Irony
02/26/22 11:02:53 PM
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Bloodborne is the easiest souls game

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 11:05:45 PM
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Irony posted...
Bloodborne is the easiest souls game

Having beaten all of them, no it's not.

Especially if you do the Pthumerian bosses

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MirageOfRuins
02/26/22 11:07:25 PM
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IllegalAlien posted...
worst thing is that crouch is controlled by your left fucking movement stick... and crouching fucks you up mid combat... where you need to move a lot.........
so basically BotW?

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itachi15243
02/26/22 11:09:20 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
I literally platinumed Bloodborne. This game isn't any harder, it's just sloppier.

I'm guessing you haven't faced any bosses yet. Or you felt great about yourself after beating the intentionally toned down Margit.

Also, Git gud on the horse and it's great. Pro tip, just ride around shit in circles. Anything that's not a boss or out of your league will die quick. The horse used to be better, but got needed sine the network test.

Also, Bloodborne is a lot easier then a lot from games.

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MarthGoomba
02/26/22 11:11:34 PM
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What controller is so shitty that you'd unintentionally press in the left stick just pushing it around?

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DespondentDeity
02/26/22 11:13:01 PM
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You can like scoop with certain weapons on the horse, where your weapon has a hit box while youre charging a heavy attack and it can multi hit, so if you can ram into the opponent and then stop right as the attack goes off it deals big damage. It feels amazing when it goes off.

I just dont get playing a game and expecting to never lose or not face any hardships, things dont always go as planned. I disagree about the horse combat feeling unrefined too, everything about it feels really intricately designed to me; I dont always like it, and Id rather fight on foot but it feels like everything the horse combat does is happening on purpose.

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DarkRoast
02/26/22 11:16:29 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
What controller is so shitty that you'd unintentionally press in the left stick just pushing it around?

I'm using the Xbox Elite controller, which apparently is much easier to trigger the thumb stick button. Apparently that's a feature.

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MarthGoomba
02/26/22 11:23:41 PM
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DarkRoast posted...


I'm using the Xbox Elite controller, which apparently is much easier to trigger the thumb stick button. Apparently that's a feature.

Just another reason to use the superior Wii U Pro

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eggcorn
02/26/22 11:24:59 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Having beaten all of them, no it's not.

Especially if you do the Pthumerian bosses
It is though.

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ultimate reaver
02/27/22 12:20:37 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
I literally platinumed Bloodborne. This game isn't any harder, it's just sloppier.

whatever you need to tell yourself

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TetsuoS2
02/27/22 12:53:36 AM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
This gen should have included L4 and R4 imo the people are ready

Good thing some company patented the idea, so other corporations aren't really excited to pay the licenses for it.

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IllegalAlien
02/27/22 1:03:15 AM
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ps5 controller...

game is dope plays amazing, 10/10 no sarcasm, take my money miyazaki

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Lorthremar
02/27/22 8:13:00 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
whatever you need to tell yourself
god from software fans are so weird man, look at this guy

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Dreepapult
02/27/22 9:37:04 AM
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It's a little jank. I do enjoy dragging my sword and then releasing. Feels satisfying.

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Squall28
02/28/22 2:10:02 PM
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yo I just figured out the R2 with greatsword on horseback combat. That shit is the bomb

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Jiek_Fafn
02/28/22 2:17:17 PM
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Worst aspect of the horse is that it occasionally gets stuck on things that it shouldn't.

Beyond that just charge and run away and you'll do fine. Just jam on the attack button. If you even need to heal your horse then you're bad. Also, you have ample time to get distance and heal unless you're getting one shotted.

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BakonBitz
02/28/22 2:27:53 PM
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This is like my first ever Souls game and I picked up on the horse combat basically immediately. What's wrong with it, again?

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RamboCell29
02/28/22 2:30:36 PM
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BlackBlueButts posted...
Horse combat is trash but it's the only way to fight big bosses.

I don't think it's trash but I definitely think it's the worst part of the game.

It is annoying how with several large bosses there doesn't seem to be a viable option other than horse combat.

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