Current Events > Would you let Quina Quen eat out of your fridge?

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You're at home one day when you look outside and see someone lying facedown outside your home like they just washed up there.

You go to check on them and are stunned at how large they are, their huge red eyes and by their enormous lulling tongue. As well as a giant silver fork lying next to them. Then you hear a quiet groan as they awaken

"H-hungry...."

Suddenly she jumps up to her feet with exceptional speed for her size and gets uncomfortably close to your face and sniffs before loudly stating.

"I Quina. This new. You from here? World is a very simple place, there are things you can eat and there are things you can't eat. I on quest to-....."

Without warning she smells something, rushes past you before you could stop her and straight into your home like a dog chasing a cat. You hurry after her and find her in your kitchen with the fridge door open, sticking her head into your fridge and sniffing aggressively.

"Good yummy-yummies! I no taste before! We eat now!? I cook."

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She's clearly very hungry.

How do you react?
What do you do?

that tongue be illegally long, that tongue shall be cut off before him. 2
This is the law of the tongue; All the work of it belongs to Me: 3
Why takest thou pleasure in the blood of a man? In the sight of the law,
In the sight of God is the life of it: 4
So, too, saith the tongue; every one that is in the field is mine. I
covet not a thing that is not mine. 5
If thy brother be waxed poor by thee, and sold unto thee; 6
yea, if he be sold unto thee for debt; 7
yea, if he be sold unto thee by violence; 8
what thing soever he may be, thy eye shall not pity him, neither shalt
thine hand spare, nor shall thine heart have compassion upon him: 9
yea, rather than that, thyself shall go to the receiver of the pledge,
and take the price of him out of his hand: 10
because he is thy brother, for whom Christ died. In that the law is
stablished, it is indeed established by faith in God; 11

TicketOak posted...

that tongue be illegally long, that tongue shall be cut off before him. 2
This is the law of the tongue; All the work of it belongs to Me: 3
Why takest thou pleasure in the blood of a man? In the sight of the law,
In the sight of God is the life of it: 4
So, too, saith the tongue; every one that is in the field is mine. I
covet not a thing that is not mine. 5
If thy brother be waxed poor by thee, and sold unto thee; 6
yea, if he be sold unto thee for debt; 7
yea, if he be sold unto thee by violence; 8
what thing soever he may be, thy eye shall not pity him, neither shalt
thine hand spare, nor shall thine heart have compassion upon him: 9
yea, rather than that, thyself shall go to the receiver of the pledge,
and take the price of him out of his hand: 10
because he is thy brother, for whom Christ died. In that the law is
stablished, it is indeed established by faith in God; 11

wut

I know Quina's gender is left up to player interpretation, but Quina is a he >_> Every final fantasy since 4 has always had 3 female party members, and 9 already has its 3 with Garnet, Freya, and Eiko. Thus the quota is filled lol

SydneySweenHero posted...

I know Quina's gender is left up to player interpretation, but Quina is a he >_> Every final fantasy since 4 has always had 3 female party members, and 9 already has its 3 with Garnet, Freya, and Eiko. Thus the quota is filled lol

Wut

FF15 doesn't.

And although Quina is Genderfluid, I always saw her as a girl. Dunno why.

But "there can only be 3 girls in a FF party" is bananas.

Oh fuck, I forgot FF15 fucked up that tradition

The weird thing is, there's nothing in my fridge but juice boxes, soda, 3 karrots, and frozen nuggets/fries in the freezer. Whet the hell is s/he smelling?

UnfairRepresent posted...

But "there can only be 3 girls in a FF party" is bananas.

But seriously, that's how it's been.
4: Rydia, Rosa, Polom
5: Lenna, Faria, Krile
6: Terra, Celes, Relm
7: Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie
8: Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis
9: Garnet, Freya, Eiko
10: Yuna, Lulu, Rikku
12: Penalo, Fran, Ashe
13: Lightning, Vanille, Fang

then 15 was dicks all day every day >_> maybe the guest party members count but I haven't played it yet so idk who they are

I wouldn't care because I have practically nothing in my fridge. In fact I have to throw some things out so if Quina ate the trash in there, that's fine with me

The_Korey posted...

The weird thing is, there's nothing in my fridge but juice boxes, soda, 3 karrots, and frozen nuggets/fries in the freezer. Whet the hell is s/he smelling?

juice boxes, soda, 3 karrots, and frozen nuggets/fries in the freezer.

I would guess

Sczoyd posted...

I wouldn't care because I have practically nothing in my fridge. In fact I have to throw some things out so if Quina ate the trash in there, that's fine with me

I think Quina would literally try eating trash

I would tell her to eat UnfairRepresent and she would and there would be much rejoicing.

You ask this like anyone has a choice in the matter. They decide theyre eating out of your fridge, its gonna happen.

funfax: In the updated rerelease of ff9, Quina doesn't count for the an achievement that involves having a party of only girls.

Guide posted...

funfax: In the updated rerelease of ff9, Quina doesn't count for the an achievement that involves having a party of only girls.

Boom! Quina is a MAN! He enjoys Sunday Night Football, titties, and working on cars confirmed!

I think Zidane's Protect Girls doesn't effect her either

SydneySweenHero posted...

Boom! Quina is a MAN! He enjoys Sunday Night Football, titties, and working on cars confirmed!

Lol. I can totally see Quina slamming down some brewskies with a bunch of dudes. He'd probably hog all the nachos though.

McMarbles posted...

You ask this like anyone has a choice in the matter. They decide theyre eating out of your fridge, its gonna happen.

Nah, when Quina is told no, she tends to begrudgingly accept it