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Smashingpmkns
02/16/22 7:27:14 PM
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DOCTOR Victor Fries going by MISTER Freeze? Lol yeah, that would never happen. He earned that fucking PhD.

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Southernfatman
02/16/22 7:29:24 PM
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They're just modest. Harleen Quinzel is a doctor too, but she's not Dr. Harley Quin medicine woman.

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Compsognathus
02/16/22 7:30:15 PM
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Super villains are bad at using proper titles. Like Captain Cold isn't a captain of anything.

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Alteres
02/16/22 7:30:49 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Super villains are bad at using proper titles. Like Captain Cold isn't a captain of anything.
Hes a captain of the cold...

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BilalPowell
02/16/22 7:32:25 PM
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The penguin doesn't even have feathers or a beak

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Smashingpmkns
02/16/22 7:32:54 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
They're just modest
Yeah, therefore unrealistic. A real Harley Quinn would have her credentials tattooed on her forehead. Suicide Squad tattooed the wrong clown.

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FortuneCookie
02/16/22 7:34:41 PM
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Batman is the most unrealistic one of all. A person's name or nickname becoming their fate? That's a bad coincidence.

A billionaire becoming a ninja and being genetically gifted so that a room full of scientists, detectives, inventors, and athletes don't have his cumulative knowledge and abilities? That's what's truly farfetched.
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Kloe_Rinz
02/16/22 7:35:06 PM
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Alteres posted...
Hes a captain of the cold...
"cold" isn't a group. its a god damned temperature

also, "batman"? he aint no bat
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Smashingpmkns
02/16/22 7:42:47 PM
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Should be named Buttman cuz he dresses like an ass

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Lokison
02/16/22 7:46:24 PM
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Then we got two face- he hasHALF of a face. Should have gone by half a face.

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BobanMarjanovic
02/16/22 7:49:17 PM
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You'll call me Doctor Thompson. I worked very hard for that title. *Has a degree in political science*

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Jiek_Fafn
02/16/22 7:50:20 PM
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Same with Dr. Scarecrow. Also, why are the majority of Batman's enemies doctors. Is his real identity Joe Rogan?

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LordMarshal
02/16/22 7:50:58 PM
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Super man or the punisher could end this mans whole career. Or just investing in a better police force with his ultra wealth.....

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Heartomaton
02/16/22 7:54:35 PM
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I say bring back Lord Death Man! Batman did him dirty!

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Nukazie
02/16/22 7:59:35 PM
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going from Big Guy to Bane is ehhh

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ForsakenHermit
02/16/22 8:05:24 PM
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The fact that some low life hasn't put a bullet in Joker's head is what is really unbelievable. That and Joker's identity remaining a mystery, it's not 1940 anymore.

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thronedfire2
02/16/22 8:08:40 PM
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Is Batman immune to covid?

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BilalPowell
02/16/22 8:10:23 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Is Batman immune to covid?
Probably not. Wonder Woman's sister was able to infect him with some man disease

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Kloe_Rinz
02/16/22 8:12:09 PM
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if batmas so smart, why did he put the bandaid on the outside of his costume

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Kajagogo
02/16/22 8:12:20 PM
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Killer Croc doesn't have a long snout. He should be Killer Gator.

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Kloe_Rinz
02/16/22 8:13:18 PM
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even a supposed doctor put the bandaid on the outside of the clothes

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Mistere Man
02/16/22 8:56:54 PM
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Maybe because doctors take an oath to do no harm.

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