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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.
It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.
The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit
Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow ... It is impossible to be alive and safe.
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.
Most of the people who have grabbed hold of climate change and greenhouse gases, pollution, oil dependency - they have another motive, and their motive is to attain the appearance of virtue without having actually done anything virtuous.
Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race
A farm today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall.
Getting people to give vast amounts of money when there's no firm idea what that money will do is like throwing maidens down a well. It's an appeal to magic. And the results are likely to be as stupid and disappointing as the results of magic usually are.
Lets reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools and use it on the teachers.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship.
Political collectivists are no longer much interested in taking things away from the wealthy and creative.
I knew Hunter Thompson since the 70s, and I loved him, but he would wear me out as I got older.
The two most frightening words in Washington are bipartisan consensus. Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.
In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of I hate strangers and anything thats different.
Philosophy was once considered science.
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference.
Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

I found the liar
the person who says they actually read all that

Jewtiful Joe posted...

People will tell you anything.

That was easy. People will not tell me anything.