Current Events > I miss dorm shenanigans / pranks from college >_> What were yours?

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idk if mine was "normal" or not, but when I was dorming, stuff like this would happen all the time >_>

-Every white board that was hanging on a door always had a dick drawn on it, sometimes in great detail.

-If someone's computer was unlocked, their homepage would be changed to [non-veggie rotate] site, or we would screencap their desktop and set it as the wallpaper, then hide all the icons so they would click on the fake image.

-My friend got a subwoofer and the first thing he did was download tentacle hentai porn and blasted it for 5 minutes out his window lol (he later became an orthopedist >_>)

-When some staff was showing the dorm to a bunch of parents of prospective students for the next year, at least half the dorm was doing stuff like blasting porn, cursing really loudly over nothing, yelling stuff like "man! I sure love freshmen girls! They make me so randy!" or just walk around in their underwear. One guy went shirtless and started chanting "Freshmen girls! Freshmen girls!" in the hallway (he became some finance guy for Goldman Sachs later on). No one ever got in trouble surprisingly >_> Probably because they would literally have to punish most of the floor of 50 people and figured it wasn't worth the trouble lol

-If someone was in a stall pooping, we would go to the stall next to them with a squirt bottle of water, squeeze it into the toilet and then slowly move over and hit their shoes with the stream. They would always freak the fuck out lol

-We were on the 3rd floor and went down to the 2nd floor and messed around with their common area, like flipping tables and chairs over. And when we were leaving, we started chanting "1st floor rules! 1st floor rules!". So they "retaliated" shortly afterwards by going to the 1st floor and fucking with their common area, thinking it was us. No one ever found out it was really the 3rd floor lol

-Some random guy from another floor would come up and just take massive shits in one of our stalls and never flushed. We called him the toilet terrorist and we didn't find out who it was for at least 2 months.

-10 of us were hanging around in someone's room just talking and one of the guys left and said "Good night". Someone else was in the room with his gf and immediately turned to her and said "Speaking of good night, let's go have sex." and they both just left back to their room. Everyone was like what the fuck lol

-A couple of guys would just randomly walk through the hallway naked to the bathroom just to get reactions. One time, a guy and girl both went through the hallway naked and then started loudly banging in the shower and you could hear it from the common area >____> She was kinda flat tho, so there wasn't too much to see when she walked by lol

Anyone else have fun experiences like this in the dorm? Share them, CE!

well i technically did live in a dorm i think. i just stayed indoors and played runescape all day. only drank with other dorm mates a few times (i ended night throwing up each time haha)

Ratchetrockon posted...

well i technically did live in a dorm i think. i just stayed indoors and played runescape all day. only drank with other dorm mates a few times (i ended night throwing up each time haha)

What was your combat level?

There was a guy who just reclused and played WoW all day non-stop. I think he failed all his classes >_>

SydneySweenHero posted...

What was your combat level?

There was a guy who just reclused and played WoW all day non-stop. I think he failed all his classes >_>

i was just training the other stats and stuff lol. my only combat 99 is strength i got it from fishing
here my stats:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/1/AAZsuhAAC6tZ.jpg

and an ingame screenshot from today. i stopped playing more than a year ago now :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/2/AAZsuhAAC6ta.jpg

I should get back into Runescape >_> I was lvl 40 in everything

care moar CE

Remember the good ol days when people could sexually assault each other in front of crowds while they slept.

penny locking doors always was probably a daily occurrence.

if someone was showering and you could smell shampoo, you were required to throw protein powder or tang on them (we were in a 2 room 1 bath between them suite set up).

had water balloon catapult that we would regularly fire into the quad

The garbage dumpster was across the alley and always open, so we would always chuck our trash from the 3rd floor.

Norman_Smiley posted...

penny locking doors always was probably a daily occurrence.

Never heard of this, what's penny locking?

if someone was showering and you could smell shampoo, you were required to throw protein powder or tang on them (we were in a 2 room 1 bath between them suite set up).

had water balloon catapult that we would regularly fire into the quad

LOL

SydneySweenHero posted...

I should get back into Runescape >_> I was lvl 40 in everything

i think i should try to max my account some day and get all 99s at least. i was planning on getting 200m xp for runecrafting but after like a month of doing it for around 8 hours a day i said fuck this shit i really have to focus on my classes lol

We'd always steal the wet floor signs. Can't recall why but it probably made sense in college.

After a few days we would return them to where they were.

SydneySweenHero posted...

Never heard of this, what's penny locking?

go to a door that opens inward. push it in at the top. 12-18" above where the door latch is, start putting in pennies between the door and jamb until you can't fit anymore. Then do the same at the bottom of the door and 12-18" below the latch. When someone on the inside goes to open it, they can't until those pennies are knocked out. A dollar in pennies could lock up an entire floor.

The RAs room was directly across from the elevator. When he decided to go home for the weekend we went to Home Depot, bought a bunch of styrofoam, spackle and paint matched the wall.

We boarded up the recessed doorway, spackled it up and painted his room away.

Im not dorming nor have I ever, but Ive pulled a-many in my lifetime:

• One time we pissed off our friend and he didnt wanna talk to us anymore - we would go and hang out with his dad instead and hang in his living room everyday for 2 weeks
• Another time we got to a buddies house early and we figured wed block all the doorways into his house and slip out through the windows
• We kept hitting on one of our friends Moms and one time got her to give us a big fat kiss (the height of the joke was supposed to be going to get a drink with her)
• Casually flashed my penis to the homies because I love them
• Came in a friends hat.. now that was sure something
• Went to a bunch of Latino folk and told them my white homies were talking shit about them (it wasnt true)
• Dine and ditched but I handed off a generous tip to the server in a very sketch way before I left as insurance
• Told our friend we were gonna go on a short hike and ended up hiking a mountain.. he was pissed but least he did it >_>

There are more instances of stuff.. some of it a little meaner lol. That was a lifetime ago though, these days Im teaching kids all these pranks are UNACCEPTABLE

Norman_Smiley posted...

go to a door that opens inward. push it in at the top. 12-18" above where the door latch is, start putting in pennies between the door and jamb until you can't fit anymore. Then do the same at the bottom of the door and 12-18" below the latch. When someone on the inside goes to open it, they can't until those pennies are knocked out. A dollar in pennies could lock up an entire floor.

That's sounds a fire hazard....but also funny lol

SydneySweenHero posted...

-A couple of guys would just randomly walk through the hallway naked to the bathroom just to get reactions. One time, a guy and girl both went through the hallway naked and then started loudly banging in the shower and you could hear it from the common area >____> She was kinda flat tho, so there wasn't too much to see when she walked by lol

I wish this would have happened when I was in college. ;.;

RedLuigi posted...

Came in a friends hat.. now that was sure something

https://i.imgur.com/oPWXlXK.jpeg

RedLuigi posted...

One time we pissed off our friend and he didnt wanna talk to us anymore - we would go and hang out with his dad instead and hang in his living room everyday for 2 weeks
We kept hitting on one of our friends Moms and one time got her to give us a big fat kiss (the height of the joke was supposed to be going to get a drink with her)

Same mom? >_>
RedLuigi posted...

Casually flashed my penis to the homies because I love them

I've seen all my friends' penises in college. idk how it happens, but we get drunk and just randomly flash each other >_>

We kicked a hole in the drywall and threw a fish inside before they patched it up. It got pretty gnarly after a week behind there. RAs eventually found it cause the wall started to get soggy.

We'd turn your peephole around when you weren't paying attention, so people could spy on you if they wanted.

When the homies would go home for yhe weekene or something, we'd break into their room and turn everything upside down.

Eat More Beef posted...

We kicked a hole in the drywall and threw a fish inside before they patched it up. It got pretty gnarly after a week behind there. RAs eventually found it cause the wall started to get soggy.

LOL, that's pretty funny

Eat More Beef posted...

We'd turn your peephole around when you weren't paying attention, so people could spy on you if they wanted.

You ever see anything good? or boobies? >_>

I remember you making this topic before. A couple times.

Flockaveli posted...

I remember you making this topic before. A couple times.

Duh >_> No one is on CE 24/7. We need a rotation of stories from different people

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lol damn, that's a pretty good story!

Rock Band / Guitar Hero was all the rage when I was in university and people would always hang out in the dorm rooms that had it, and take turns playing it. It was always fun.

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Damn, that's pretty baller. No one has courtesy like that anymore

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I don't think the lube and kucumber were for eating...

LOL

I wouldn't touch that cucumber >_>

Most of my memories from then are gone, but I do still remember two shenanigans from my failed college stint.

- I was waaaaaaay deep into WoW back then (Burning Crusade times), and my college roomies wanted to see how long I could play without stopping. They gave me this study-aid drug (Focalin? I don't remember. Probably used for something else that's actually important.) to stay awake. I took too much, played for three straight days, then passed out in the middle of a dungeon. They told me I slept with my eyes open, but obviously I can't verify that.

- We wanted to see what the nastiest-smelling thing we could make was. We took a fully-loader double quarter-pounder from McDonald's, a bunch of random things from the kitchen, some very old and sweaty unwashed socks, and a generous amount of cat shit, and boiled it all together on the stove for twenty minutes. The resulting concoction smelled absolutely wretched and one of my roomies tried taking it downstairs to dump it outside. The vapors wafted into his face when he took the first few steps down, he retched and gagged, spilled the entire mess on the staircase, and barfed on it for good measure. We used the other staircase for the next few days. Maybe a week.