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HairyQueen
02/11/22 2:53:50 AM
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Do you have a bidet? If not, why?




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Pepys Monster
02/11/22 3:24:53 AM
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Not my kink.

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The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:26:47 AM
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If I wanted my butthole to be sprayed with water, Id have it done by a person, not some soulless machine.

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Imit8m3
02/11/22 3:29:38 AM
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No but my shower is right next to the toilet. Just in case my poop is so vile, so inexplicably horrid that I can't wipe it away.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
02/11/22 3:30:12 AM
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Does anyone notice if you replace the t with an n in bidet, it spells Biden?

Also do you poop naked like that pic?

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Lost_All_Senses
02/11/22 3:30:29 AM
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I prefer not to be sexually assaulted by my toilet

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Kakapo
02/11/22 3:32:10 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Does anyone notice if you replace the t with an n in bidet, it spells Biden?

Also do you poop naked like that pic?
You have Joe Biden all up in your bum after each time you poo? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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HairyQueen
02/11/22 3:34:40 AM
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The insecurity in these replies is really sad tbh

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Heartomaton
02/11/22 3:38:57 AM
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Nope. Don't want one.

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Guerrilla Soldier
02/11/22 3:39:08 AM
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why don't i have a sexual assault toilet? gee i wonder

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Slaya4
02/11/22 3:39:58 AM
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Imagine living like a caveman in the year of out Lord 2022.

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HairyQueen
02/11/22 3:43:26 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
why don't i have a sexual assault toilet? gee i wonder
So taking a shower is sexual assault? Weird take

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Lonestar2000
02/11/22 3:51:44 AM
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Yes, it's pretty great.

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