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Chicken
02/09/22 3:48:02 AM
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And which newsletters would you recommend?

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Flauros
02/09/22 3:48:56 AM
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How much does he owe?

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Chicken
02/09/22 3:49:25 AM
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Flauros posted...
How much does he owe?
$150

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MabusIncarnate
02/09/22 3:49:43 AM
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Submit his address to churches so he can be mailed like 50 bibles a month

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Hambo the Hog
02/09/22 4:03:53 AM
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That's petty and frankly brilliant.

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Kloe_Rinz
02/09/22 4:08:18 AM
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Make it very specific ones. Like erectile dysfunction newsletters
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Chicken
02/09/22 4:27:13 PM
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Bump for more ideas

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mustachedmystic
02/09/22 4:31:13 PM
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Sure, if you believe that revenge is a dish best served lame.

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Trumble
02/09/22 4:32:20 PM
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Threaten to send him dick pics if he doesn't pay.

If you have to follow through, just spam him with photos of celebrities who are dicks until he's had enough of it.

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DespondentDeity
02/09/22 4:33:35 PM
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lmao imagine being salty over $150

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MedeaLysistrata
02/09/22 4:33:42 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Make it very specific ones. Like erectile dysfunction newsletters
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Talib_21
02/09/22 4:34:27 PM
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I remember in high school one of my buddies signed some kid up for free tampax samples, Trojan samples, travel size douches. The kids mom thought he signed up for it.

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Chicken
02/09/22 7:26:22 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
lmao imagine being salty over $150
Cringe sig

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AloneIBreak
02/09/22 7:30:11 PM
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Here's what you do. You sign him up for a free vegan starter kit from PETA. https://www.peta.org/living/food/free-vegan-starter-kit/

You know damn well they'll email, mail, and text the shit out of him. And even when they're right, you know how annoying PETA is.

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MrKapowski
02/09/22 7:48:15 PM
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Trumble posted...
Threaten to send him dick pics if he doesn't pay.

If you have to follow through, just spam him with photos of celebrities who are dicks until he's had enough of it.

Lmao

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JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 7:52:50 PM
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Sex toys for micropenises and flat earth newsletters

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voldothegr8
02/09/22 7:55:46 PM
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Life protip: if you lend money out to friends never expect it back

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