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WorsCaseOntario
02/08/22 4:00:38 PM
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He can "hear" pudding

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Jagr_68
02/08/22 4:01:01 PM
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He also jiggles like pudding too

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WilliamPorygon
02/08/22 4:01:45 PM
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He can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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Heartomaton
02/08/22 4:08:00 PM
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

https://youtu.be/mOPDCq04cCQ

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Jiek_Fafn
02/08/22 4:09:05 PM
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He has an extra layer in his head that protects it like a football helmet

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EmbraceOfDeath
02/08/22 4:09:43 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
He can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
No he can't. No one can.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/08/22 4:10:14 PM
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If only I had more experience

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The Popo
02/08/22 4:15:14 PM
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Its canon that Homer can be shot with a cannon

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MC_BatCommander
02/08/22 4:16:20 PM
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He has survived significantly more traumatic injuries than what killed Maude

His durability is pretty insane

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snickerbar2029
02/08/22 4:27:07 PM
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I think its safe to say hes unkillable in his own universe, so yes hes a meta human.

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The Popo
02/08/22 4:41:29 PM
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snickerbar2029 posted...
I think its safe to say hes unkillable in his own universe, so yes hes a meta human.

Dude even willed himself back to life through the thought of ham

https://youtu.be/ScGXN5p54Yc

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Jagr_68
02/08/22 4:49:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

https://youtu.be/mOPDCq04cCQ

LMFAOOOO

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mustachedmystic
02/08/22 5:00:54 PM
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He taught Mr. Burns how to get something from the other side of the table without getting up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x56eSbhJOOY

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