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Darkraiomb 02/07/22 11:01:40 PM #1:	I can't flush my toilet or wash my hands. And if I turn the water back on, my house will flood. What am I supposed to do? --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:962455502] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>I can't flush my toilet or wash my hands. And if I turn the water back on, my house will flood. What am I supposed to do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 02/07/22 11:02:17 PM #2:	Darkraiomb posted... . And if I turn the water back on, my house will flood. Why? --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:962455518] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite> <quote>. And if I turn the water back on, my house will flood. </quote> Why? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/07/22 11:02:28 PM #3:	correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the toilet still good for one flush after the water is turned off? i might be wrong tho lol. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962455523] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the toilet still good for one flush after the water is turned off? i might be wrong tho lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 02/07/22 11:03:00 PM #4:	Ask your neighbor or drive to a restaurant. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:962455533] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Ask your neighbor or drive to a restaurant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/07/22 11:03:07 PM #5:	SauI_Goodman posted... correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the toilet still good for one flush after the water is turned off? i might be wrong tho lol. it should flush but it won't refill all the way probably --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:962455537] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the toilet still good for one flush after the water is turned off? i might be wrong tho lol.</quote> it should flush but it won't refill all the way probably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/07/22 11:04:27 PM #8:	Dig a hole. Shit in it. Cover it over. --- I contend that we are both atrumblists. I just believe in one less Trumble than you. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962455577] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Dig a hole. Shit in it. Cover it over. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 02/07/22 11:05:37 PM #9:	Check the reservoir on the back of the toilet. If there's still water in it, you can flush it exactly one time even if the water is shut off. God help you after that, though. As for your hands, well...Just wear disposable gloves before you go for it. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:962455603] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Check the reservoir on the back of the toilet. If there's still water in it, you can flush it exactly one time even if the water is shut off. God help you after that, though. As for your hands, well...Just wear disposable gloves before you go for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 02/07/22 11:07:02 PM #10:	Do one of your neighbors have a dog? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:962455635] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Do one of your neighbors have a dog? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 02/07/22 11:08:25 PM #11:	They don't even teach this unless you pay --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:962455666] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>They don't even teach this unless you pay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 02/07/22 11:09:42 PM #15:	Just drive to Target. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:962455692] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Just drive to Target. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 02/07/22 11:11:09 PM #16:	get a bucket, ask your neighbor if you can fill it up with water, and then manually flush the toilet with the bucket of water. you can do that by refilling the tank or dumping right into the bowl. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:962455727] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>get a bucket, ask your neighbor if you can fill it up with water, and then manually flush the toilet with the bucket of water. you can do that by refilling the tank or dumping right into the bowl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 02/07/22 11:11:54 PM #17:	got a 5 gallon bucket and a garbage bag? <cite>JTilly posted [p:962455746] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>got a 5 gallon bucket and a garbage bag? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 02/07/22 11:22:51 PM #18:	monkmith posted... get a bucket, ask your neighbor if you can fill it up with water, and then manually flush the toilet with the bucket of water. you can do that by refilling the tank or dumping right into the bowl. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:962455937] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>get a bucket, ask your neighbor if you can fill it up with water, and then manually flush the toilet with the bucket of water. you can do that by refilling the tank or dumping right into the bowl.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 02/08/22 10:05:22 AM #19:	Drive to the nearest place with a public bathroom. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:962463870] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Drive to the nearest place with a public bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 02/08/22 10:06:15 AM #20:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Step two: put your ass on that box --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:962463894] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Step two: put your ass on that box </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 02/08/22 10:08:35 AM #21:	He can't drive anywhere because his car will flood, didn't you guys read the OP? TC, if you don't poop soon, you'll have to poop like really, really bad. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:962463942] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>He can't drive anywhere because his car will flood, didn't you guys read the OP? TC, if you don't poop soon, you'll have to poop like really, really bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 02/08/22 10:11:10 AM #22:	there was a winter when my family lived on a farm and it was a cold winter and our well and pipes froze making the plumbing stop working we got around the lack of toilet by putting the toilet seat on a bucket it was my job to take the bucket out to the woods every morning and dump it we did a better job of keeping our pipes warm the following winters so it didnt happen again during our time on the farm --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:962464006] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>there was a winter when my family lived on a farm and it was a cold winter and our well and pipes froze making the plumbing stop working we got around the lack of toilet by putting the toilet seat on a bucket it was my job to take the bucket out to the woods every morning and dump it we did a better job of keeping our pipes warm the following winters so it didnt happen again during our time on the farm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 02/08/22 11:19:50 AM #23:	yusiko posted... there was a winter when my family lived on a farm and it was a cold winter and our well and pipes froze making the plumbing stop working we got around the lack of toilet by putting the toilet seat on a bucket it was my job to take the bucket out to the woods every morning and dump it we did a better job of keeping our pipes warm the following winters so it didnt happen again during our time on the farm what the hell, why would you be the only one on poop bucket duty? that's the type of thing everyone does when they finish their business. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:962465737] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>there was a winter when my family lived on a farm and it was a cold winter and our well and pipes froze making the plumbing stop working we got around the lack of toilet by putting the toilet seat on a bucket it was my job to take the bucket out to the woods every morning and dump it we did a better job of keeping our pipes warm the following winters so it didnt happen again during our time on the farm</quote>what the hell, why would you be the only one on poop bucket duty? that's the type of thing everyone does when they finish their business. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 02/08/22 11:24:04 AM #24:	monkmith posted... what the hell, why would you be the only one on poop bucket duty? that's the type of thing everyone does when they finish their business. oh thats because that was around the time my parents got custody of my sisters kids the kids were to young to do that and children really shouldnt have to and my parents have health issues. my mother has had really bad arthritis for like 15 years now that is slowly leaving her able to do less and less. its why i moved back in with them to help with the kids in the first place so it was a job only i could do --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:962465864] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>what the hell, why would you be the only one on poop bucket duty? that's the type of thing everyone does when they finish their business.</quote> oh thats because that was around the time my parents got custody of my sisters kids the kids were to young to do that and children really shouldnt have to and my parents have health issues. my mother has had really bad arthritis for like 15 years now that is slowly leaving her able to do less and less. its why i moved back in with them to help with the kids in the first place so it was a job only i could do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 02/08/22 11:42:34 AM #25:	yusiko posted... oh thats because that was around the time my parents got custody of my sisters kids the kids were to young to do that and children really shouldnt have to and my parents have health issues. my mother has had really bad arthritis for like 15 years now that is slowly leaving her able to do less and less. its why i moved back in with them to help with the kids in the first place so it was a job only i could do So you could say you were born for the role? --- "Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation." <cite>--Zero- posted [p:962466343] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>oh thats because that was around the time my parents got custody of my sisters kids the kids were to young to do that and children really shouldnt have to and my parents have health issues. my mother has had really bad arthritis for like 15 years now that is slowly leaving her able to do less and less. its why i moved back in with them to help with the kids in the first place so it was a job only i could do</quote> So you could say you were born for the role? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 02/08/22 11:44:03 AM #26:	Shit in a bowl and store it in the freezer until your water is back on --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:962466377] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Shit in a bowl and store it in the freezer until your water is back on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/08/22 11:46:06 AM #27:	my not so proud moment: pooping into a hole when the power was out when i lived in the boonies. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:962466441] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>my not so proud moment: pooping into a hole when the power was out when i lived in the boonies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/08/22 11:46:19 AM #28:	You have a casino nearby? I swear they have the cleanest bathrooms --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962466445] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>You have a casino nearby? I swear they have the cleanest bathrooms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 02/08/22 11:46:57 AM #29:	Too good to use the lawn like everybody else? <cite>TMOG posted [p:962466461] in I had to s... [t:79889075]...</cite> <quote>Too good to use the lawn like everybody else? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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