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deupd_u
02/07/22 7:39:53 PM
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It won't get you any wiener touches, if you can believe it

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Rathinor
02/07/22 7:44:14 PM
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No one wants to take advice from a virgin like TC
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toreysback
02/07/22 7:44:51 PM
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no u

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deupd_u
02/07/22 7:53:46 PM
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Rathinor posted...
No one wants to take advice from a virgin like TC
I genuinely crush more than anyone on CE, and you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves for that.

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/07/22 7:55:24 PM
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deupd_u posted...
I genuinely crush more than anyone on CE, and you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves for that.

Sign #1 that this post is a lie: You unironically used the word "crush" to refer to sex

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Lost_All_Senses
02/07/22 7:56:16 PM
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I've had the most luck with comforting women and showing I was a compassionate person. When they're not use to it, it definitely makes all the difference. You just might not know how to be genuine about it, so it wouldn't work the same.

This makes me sound like Im preying on sad women lol.

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Rathinor
02/07/22 7:57:08 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I've had the most luck with comforting women and showing I was a compassionate person. When they're not use to it, it definitely makes all the difference. You just might not know how to be genuine about it, so it wouldn't work the same.

This makes me sound like Im preying on women lol.
There is also the fact that TC has no meaningful contact with women outside his family
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The_Creep_2020
02/07/22 7:57:38 PM
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A collection of crusty hand puppets doesnt count TC

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MedeaLysistrata
02/07/22 7:57:50 PM
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deupd_u posted...
It won't get you any wiener touches, if you can believe it
You're right about one thing

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CyricZ
02/07/22 7:58:04 PM
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It got me a weiner touch.

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TMOG
02/07/22 7:58:57 PM
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deupd_u posted...
I genuinely crush more than anyone on CE, and you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves for that.
TC is a ten year old, confirmed
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MabusIncarnate
02/07/22 7:59:06 PM
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deupd_u posted...
I genuinely crush more than anyone on CE, and you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves for that.
I bet those watermelons do crush if you lean into one with a hole drilled into it hard enough.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/07/22 7:59:37 PM
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I also don't get why people make topics that are L magnets. You're just inviting people to try to knock you down a peg. Even my compassion doesn't stop me from wanting to do so when people make topics like these

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