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BlingBling22947
02/06/22 4:35:53 PM
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on Wednesday. He was (unsurprisingly) fast enough to get away before the police arrived.

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2022/02/04/a-man-attempted-to-rob-a-deland-credit-union-in-a-sonic-the-hedgehog-mask

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Questionmarktarius
02/06/22 4:38:13 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You think Sonic has it rough, Segata Sanshiro has it much worse.
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MushroomMuncher
02/06/22 4:39:41 PM
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Of course it was Florida

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Hayame Zero
02/06/22 4:40:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/3/AABfkMAAC5Vx.jpg

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Strider102
02/06/22 4:41:08 PM
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See what happens when you don't make Sonic Mania 2?

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Turbam
02/06/22 4:41:08 PM
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Sonic didn't come with a gun, he came with a fucking hammer

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FortuneCookie
02/06/22 4:41:23 PM
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Sonic Says

when you try to take something that's not yours, that's no good.
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Strider102
02/06/22 4:43:14 PM
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This played as he ran away.

https://youtu.be/Vz9lLwJPq1U

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Returning_CEmen
02/06/22 4:43:45 PM
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He just wanted to buy som Chili dogs

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Strider102
02/06/22 4:49:45 PM
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Credit Union Zone Act 2 Cleared!

Ring Bonus 00050
Time Bonus 50000

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Scotty_Rogers
02/06/22 4:50:22 PM
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Now he's gonna

Escape from the city

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Kisai
02/06/22 4:51:23 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You mean RINGS?

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Strider102
02/06/22 4:54:28 PM
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Dr. Eggman was holding Tails hostage, so Sonic had to make some bank fast.

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SiO4
02/06/22 5:04:10 PM
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dolomedes posted...
someone tried to grab him as he fled the bank, and he dropped a bunch of coins


Rings!!!

Also, lol at this topic.
Certainly so zingers in here.

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BlingBling22947
02/07/22 7:30:10 PM
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oh God

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bigtiggie23
02/07/22 7:47:11 PM
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How is it unclear if he got away with any money or not? Either the teller handed some cash over or they didn't.

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ViewtifulJoe
02/07/22 7:48:17 PM
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Reverse Blonic

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uwnim
02/07/22 7:52:23 PM
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DeLand? Ugh thats not that far from me.

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/07/22 7:53:23 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
You think Sonic has it rough, Segata Sanshiro has it much worse.

Nah it's cool he went back to being a Kamen Rider

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SiO4
02/09/22 12:27:44 AM
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https://imgur.com/qwSJPL0

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Ricemills
02/09/22 12:31:59 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
How is it unclear if he got away with any money or not? Either the teller handed some cash over or they didn't.
well, the title said he tried to rob, so i assume he failed.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/09/22 12:36:13 AM
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Ricemills posted...
well, the title said he tried to rob, so i assume he failed.
There you go

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Butterfiles
02/09/22 12:56:13 AM
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Florida Hedgehog

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Pepys Monster
02/09/22 12:58:50 AM
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His hoodie says "Let's Go Brandon." Perhaps Joe Biden's rampant inflation caused him hardship.

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BlingBling22947
02/10/22 8:25:29 PM
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MushroomMuncher posted...
Of course it was Florida

Butterfiles posted...
Florida Hedgehog

makes perfect sense that Florida Man is a Sonic fan

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AzNDarkSamurai
02/11/22 10:39:24 AM
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damn inflation is so bad that even Sega mascots have to rob banks


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BlingBling22947
02/12/22 7:40:08 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Dr. Eggman was holding Tails hostage, so Sonic had to make some bank fast.

Eggman tricked him again!

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BlingBling22947
02/13/22 5:25:45 PM
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Central Florida is truly unhinged

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HA4e
02/13/22 5:33:11 PM
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Thankfully he wasn't Shadow

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SydneySweenHero
02/13/22 5:33:54 PM
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Turbam posted...
Sonic didn't come with a gun, he came with a fucking hammer
Must've borrowed it from Amy. I guess Shadow wasn't around for the guns.

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Srk700
02/13/22 5:34:42 PM
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He must have low expectations for his upcoming movie if he has to resort to this.
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BlingBling22947
02/15/22 6:45:15 PM
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someone's tryin to bail out Chris Chan

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Strider102
02/15/22 6:51:14 PM
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HA4e posted...
Thankfully he wasn't Shadow

Yeah, but if it was you know he was looking for that damn fourth Chaos Emerald.

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BlingBling22947
02/18/22 12:55:14 AM
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Wake the fuck up samurai, we've got a city to burn.

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TheChariot1
02/18/22 1:28:47 AM
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dolomedes posted...
someone tried to grab him as he fled the bank, and he dropped a bunch of coins

*Sonic pimp hand* "Bitch, I am not Mario!"
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Shotgunnova
02/18/22 1:47:17 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/7/AABhrNAAC8LP.jpg

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BlingBling22947
02/19/22 7:15:55 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/7/AABhrNAAC8LP.jpg

based

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BlingBling22947
02/21/22 4:40:12 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Yes, you're eyes do not deceive you.

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pegusus123456
02/21/22 4:44:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/6/AAGadeAAC858.jpg

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BlingBling22947
02/22/22 8:40:03 PM
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Gotta go fast fam!

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gbagcn
02/22/22 8:47:40 PM
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It was really shadow
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