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Blue_Inigo
01/30/22 1:44:40 AM
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Simping is an ancient tradition

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haloiscoolisbak
01/30/22 2:19:47 AM
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It was more about possessive guys seeing women as property

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Tyranthraxus
01/30/22 3:16:19 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
It was more about possessive guys seeing women as property
It was even dumber than that. Aphrodite grabbed Helen having literally nothing to do with her prior and then gave her away as a gift.


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DeadBankerDream
01/30/22 3:19:23 AM
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TBH, I'd simp for Diane Krueger's butt, too.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/30/22 3:24:13 AM
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Diane Kruger ist mein waifu
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MabusIncarnate
01/30/22 3:27:05 AM
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Helen jarred farts for sale

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Mibahlzitch
01/30/22 3:43:51 AM
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Helen was a very talented woman. She could launch ships with her face.

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haloiscoolisbak
01/30/22 3:44:59 AM
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Really? Don't they think they're dirt compared to women and would do anything for them

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Criminalt
01/31/22 6:45:31 AM
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Mibahlzitch posted...
Helen was a very talented woman. She could launch ships with her face.
Trojan doctors: pioneers of reconstructive maxillofacial surgery.

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