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Heartomaton
01/28/22 1:41:22 PM
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How will you ever survive this disaster?!

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Robot2600
01/28/22 1:42:09 PM
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I wear my miniskirts instead.

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Femputer
01/28/22 1:42:59 PM
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That's fine I have lots of skirts and shorts

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Jiek_Fafn
01/28/22 1:43:23 PM
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Same way I mow my lawn, long shirt/no pants

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HANGtheDJ_86
01/28/22 1:48:21 PM
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Under a blanket i suppose

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thronedfire2
01/28/22 1:49:01 PM
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you didnt steal the ones Im wearing!

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 1:49:19 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
you didnt steal the ones Im wearing!

You sure?

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thronedfire2
01/28/22 1:53:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You sure?

Im not getting fired for wearing no pants at work so yes

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 1:54:51 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Im not getting fired for wearing no pants at work so yes

You sure it's not just a very convincing layer of paint?

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MedeaLysistrata
01/28/22 1:55:06 PM
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>have faith in Protest the Hero
>they steal my pants

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R1masher
01/28/22 1:55:51 PM
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i still have all my trousers

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Bishop_Hastur
01/28/22 2:00:47 PM
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Cool. Thanks for the motivation, and reason to make more duct tape clothes.

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 2:02:00 PM
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R1masher posted...
i still have all my trousers

Are they your trousers, or are they cleverly crafted paper decoys?

Bishop_Hastur posted...
Cool. Thanks for the motivation, and reason to make more duct tape clothes.

Desperation breeds innovation.

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Bishop_Hastur
01/28/22 8:41:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...


Desperation breeds innovation.
I dunno how much innovation there is, I've been making clothes from duct tape for over 20 years now.

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thronedfire2
01/28/22 8:42:07 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You sure it's not just a very convincing layer of paint?

then where did I put my pen?

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Smackems
01/28/22 8:42:33 PM
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I shitted em so lol

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 8:43:44 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
then where did I put my pen?

Heartomaton posted...
You sure it's not just a very convincing layer of paint?


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Mistere Man
01/28/22 8:43:51 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
How will you ever survive this disaster?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaT7F7lMEY

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MabusIncarnate
01/28/22 8:44:16 PM
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Jokes on you, I shat all mine

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