Current Events > remember that time a mass text was sent out to hawaii saying they were gonna die

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No_U_L7
01/25/22 7:50:56 PM
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an emergency text was sent to all hawaii residents saying they were about to be hit with a nuclear missile and it was not a drill

all hawaiian residents thought they were gonna die for a few minutes there

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Shishiwakamaru
01/25/22 7:52:17 PM
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There must have been a lot of babies born 9 months later

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MedeaLysistrata
01/27/22 12:09:36 PM
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Is that textbook or not?

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Lokison
01/27/22 12:13:26 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
There must have been a lot of babies born 9 months later
I read a story about a brother and sister who both wanted to lose their virginity and figured they were going to die anyways.

I wonder how much more fucked up shit happened.

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xue1
01/27/22 12:14:01 PM
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The emergency management software was terrible

Incoming Ballistic Missile
Incoming Ballistic Missile (Drill)

The "drill" option was the second one. The operator carelessly clicked the top option, instead of Drill

The software has been fixed
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Alteres
01/27/22 12:15:36 PM
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Lokison posted...
I read a story about a brother and sister who both wanted to lose their virginity and figured they were going to die anyways.

I wonder how much more fucked up shit happened.
You know, Ive been sick of your shit for years...

...since were going to die anyway...

*I was thinking work, not anything sex related

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gunplagirl
01/27/22 12:17:28 PM
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Lokison posted...
I read a story about a brother and sister who both wanted to lose their virginity and figured they were going to die anyways.

I wonder how much more fucked up shit happened.
Weren't there a few "I ain't letting them take me alivep" suicides?

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sauceje
01/27/22 12:18:01 PM
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xue1 posted...
The emergency management software was terrible

Incoming Ballistic Missile
Incoming Ballistic Missile (Drill)

The "drill" option was the second one. The operator carelessly clicked the top option, instead of Drill

The software has been fixed
The operator was later destroyed

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