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HylianFox
01/24/22 1:09:22 PM
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Grizzly - "It's like 'Jaws', but with a bear!"
Beaks - "It's like 'Jaws', but with birds!" (okay, Hitchcock did it first...)
The Last Shark - "It's like 'Jaws', but with a shark!" (some of them were pretty blatant about it)

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FortuneCookie
01/24/22 1:10:27 PM
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Tentacles - It's like Jaws if nothing ever happened.
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FortuneCookie
01/24/22 1:11:22 PM
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Legend of the Dinosaurs too.

It lifted some scenes verbatim, but substituted a pterosaur and a plesiosaur.
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AngelicRadiance
01/24/22 1:12:24 PM
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Cruel Jaws which is literally just Jaws but awful

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Drunk Cobra
01/24/22 1:12:39 PM
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Orca is fucking bad ass.

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FortuneCookie
01/24/22 1:16:02 PM
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Drunk Cobra posted...
Orca is fucking bad ass.

Jaws 2 threw shade at that film by having the shark kill an orca.
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Horrorbooksguy
01/24/22 1:17:40 PM
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That there is precisely one good shark movie still baffles me, tbqh
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Heartomaton
01/24/22 1:18:33 PM
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I like Devil Fish, entirely because it got the MST3K treatment.

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bioshockjack
01/24/22 1:19:11 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Cruel Jaws which is literally just Jaws but awful

Cruel Jaws is the best kind of awful movie to riff on with friends

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Kajagogo
01/24/22 1:20:14 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I like Devil Fish, entirely because it got the MST3K treatment.

Random shots of things.

Does she live in a department store?

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Alteres
01/24/22 1:21:51 PM
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Horrorbooksguy posted...
That there is precisely one good shark movie still baffles me, tbqh
Deep Blue Sea?

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Kajagogo
01/24/22 1:21:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

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Heartomaton
01/24/22 1:22:35 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Random shots of things.

Does she live in a department store?

The extremely blatant censoring of that one guy's nutsack by flashing the MST3K logo over it killed me when I was younger, and it still does.

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Horrorbooksguy
01/24/22 1:24:07 PM
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Alteres posted...
Deep Blue Sea?
Definitely not good lol. That said, people shit on it for wasting SLJ, but his death is honestly the only reason most people remember it at all.
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Alteres
01/24/22 1:29:01 PM
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Oh come on, LL Cool J and the bird were great together.

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eston
01/24/22 1:29:40 PM
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Horrorbooksguy posted...
That there is precisely one good shark movie still baffles me, tbqh
Sharks are notoriously bad actors

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Kajagogo
01/24/22 1:32:53 PM
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Horrorbooksguy posted...
Definitely not good lol. That said, people shit on it for wasting SLJ, but his death is honestly the only reason most people remember it at all.

Deep Blue see was better than good.

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FortuneCookie
01/24/22 2:45:38 PM
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For anyone who wants to watch The Last Shark, RiffTrax has it on their YouTube page.

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Criminalt
01/24/22 4:16:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhmKfpKM8bw

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mybbqrules
01/24/22 6:12:59 PM
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The Shallows was pretty good. I was mostly impressed by how well they did the cgi shark. It looks like it has weight when it moves. At one point it kinda beaches itself and it flops back into the water very realistically.

It also has that "quivering jowels" thing that real sharks have when they open and close their mouths where the flesh along their flank behind their mouth ripples and moves.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/24/22 6:14:51 PM
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Karen - its Jaws but with a Karen.
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Machete
01/24/22 6:15:04 PM
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The funniest monster movie ripoff I've seen (seen meaning found out exists, not seen as in watched) is one of Godzilla vs. Kong and it's called "Ape vs. Monster" and apparently stars Eric Roberts

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DeadBankerDream
01/24/22 6:16:52 PM
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Hot take: Sharknado is unironically funny.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
01/24/22 6:37:43 PM
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There was those Alligator movies.

Wasn't the Gator the size of a Mac Truck or something?

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Alteres
01/24/22 6:55:34 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
There was those Alligator movies.

Wasn't the Gator the size of a Mac Truck or something?
Lake Placid

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PrettyBoyFloyd
01/24/22 8:47:06 PM
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Alteres posted...
Lake Placid

I know about that one.

This was like 1980 though.

Not big as I thought, but big enough.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/8/AABKDxAAC2Gg.jpg

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Nu_Jersey_Devil
01/24/22 8:48:25 PM
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Megalodon wasn't so bad of a shark movie

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RedLuigi
01/24/22 8:49:16 PM
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I loved Mouth!

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