Current Events > When I was a kid, my dad was having an affair with Spider-Man.

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Kakapo 01/23/22 6:51:56 AM #1:	So, I had one of those moments of clarity today. My dad was having an affair with Spider-Man. I was just sitting and chilling, then I remembered something. From the ages of about 3 - 4 if my dad was looking after me on the weekends, wed occasionally go to visit Spider-Man. He would have been a few years younger than my dad, brown hair, slim build. I never knew his actual name, my dad just used to say he was Spider-man. As in, the actual superhero. Spider-Man used to set me up on his computer. It was cool, I never used to get to play computer games much as a kid. My dad and Spider-man would go into the bedroom and train and plan how to catch supervillains. I was never allowed to tell anyone, even my mum because then Spider-Mans secret identity would be ruined and the bad guys would know who he was. I remember asking why, since everyone knew he was Peter Parker and was told that this was the Australian Spider-Man, like it was a franchise or something. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961997624] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>So, I had one of those moments of clarity today. My dad was having an affair with Spider-Man. I was just sitting and chilling, then I remembered something. From the ages of about 3 - 4 if my dad was looking after me on the weekends, wed occasionally go to visit Spider-Man. He would have been a few years younger than my dad, brown hair, slim build. I never knew his actual name, my dad just used to say he was Spider-man. As in, the actual superhero. Spider-Man used to set me up on his computer. It was cool, I never used to get to play computer games much as a kid. My dad and Spider-man would go into the bedroom and train and plan how to catch supervillains. I was never allowed to tell anyone, even my mum because then Spider-Mans secret identity would be ruined and the bad guys would know who he was. I remember asking why, since everyone knew he was Peter Parker and was told that this was the Australian Spider-Man, like it was a franchise or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/23/22 6:53:26 AM #2:	Tldr but funny --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961997632] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Tldr but funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 6:56:03 AM #3:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Tldr but funny Its not really that long. LOL The really annoying thing is that I cant actually ask him, seeing as though hes dead. My mum makes jokes occasionally about him being in the closet (and he used to form these incredibly intense friendships with other guys thatd last a year or so and then end in a massive acrimonious disagreement), so Im thinking he really was having an affair with Spider-Man --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961997654] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>Tldr but funny</quote>Its not really that long. LOL The really annoying thing is that I cant actually ask him, seeing as though hes dead. My mum makes jokes occasionally about him being in the closet (and he used to form these incredibly intense friendships with other guys thatd last a year or so and then end in a massive acrimonious disagreement), so Im thinking he really was having an affair with Spider-Man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/23/22 6:57:47 AM #4:	Your dad was MJ! <cite>Zikten posted [p:961997664] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Your dad was MJ!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 7:06:57 AM #5:	Zikten posted... Your dad was MJ! Ill never look at Zendaya the same way again --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961997737] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Your dad was MJ!</quote>Ill never look at Zendaya the same way again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 01/23/22 7:36:03 AM #7:	https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961998021] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 01/23/22 7:37:01 AM #8:	Have you ever spoken to your mom about this? Did your dad have anyone close to him he'd talk to them about this that you know of? --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:961998027] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever spoken to your mom about this? Did your dad have anyone close to him he'd talk to them about this that you know of?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 01/23/22 7:46:33 AM #9:	Do you think your dad had pictures? Pictures of Spider-Man? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:961998122] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Do you think your dad had pictures? Pictures of Spider-Man? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 8:05:16 AM #10:	Slayer_22 posted... Have you ever spoken to your mom about this? Did your dad have anyone close to him he'd talk to them about this that you know of? Never spoken to my mum about it, my dad wasnt really close with many people either. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961998315] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite> <quote>Have you ever spoken to your mom about this? Did your dad have anyone close to him he'd talk to them about this that you know of?</quote>Never spoken to my mum about it, my dad wasnt really close with many people either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 8:13:41 PM #11:	marthsheretoo posted... Do you think your dad had pictures? Pictures of Spider-Man? I sure as hell hope not, lol --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:962017636] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think your dad had pictures? Pictures of Spider-Man?</quote>I sure as hell hope not, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 8:22:54 PM #13:	Who posted --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:962017875] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Who posted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/23/22 8:28:12 PM #14:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAcI8BAAC1zr.jpg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962018022] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAcI8BAAC1zr.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeesKnees 01/23/22 9:55:38 PM #15:	i hope this is real --- CHOCO Cute Horses Or Cows, Oh! <cite>BeesKnees posted [p:962021012] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>i hope this is real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/23/22 10:08:15 PM #16:	BeesKnees posted... i hope this is real It really is. Spiderman had this on his computer. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAe-sxAAC11R.jpg --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:962021659] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>BeesKnees posted... </cite> <quote>i hope this is real</quote>It really is. Spiderman had this on his computer. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAe-sxAAC11R.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 01/23/22 10:12:05 PM #17:	lmao, that's a pretty ingenious way to have an affair and fool your kid to keep quiet. Kudos to him for his 4D Chess play >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962021802] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>lmao, that's a pretty ingenious way to have an affair and fool your kid to keep quiet. Kudos to him for his 4D Chess play >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/23/22 10:13:27 PM #18:	Did he come back in all webbed up? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:962021838] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Did he come back in all webbed up? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vbty3 01/23/22 10:18:15 PM #19:	Is your dad named Skip? --- Steam Wishlist: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043569354/wishlist <cite>vbty3 posted [p:962022010] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>Is your dad named Skip? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/25/22 1:45:14 AM #20:	SydneySweenHero posted... lmao, that's a pretty ingenious way to have an affair and fool your kid to keep quiet. Kudos to him for his 4D Chess play >_> He was good at being shifty Alteres posted... Did he come back in all webbed up? Yuck, yuck and thrice yuck. vbty3 posted... Is your dad named Skip? IDGI? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:962054781] in When I was... [t:79865828]...</cite> <quote>SydneySweenHero posted... </cite> <quote>lmao, that's a pretty ingenious way to have an affair and fool your kid to keep quiet. Kudos to him for his 4D Chess play >_></quote>He was good at being shifty Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Did he come back in all webbed up?</quote> Yuck, yuck and thrice yuck. vbty3 posted... </cite> <quote>Is your dad named Skip?</quote> IDGI? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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