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Pepys Monster 01/20/22 3:21:35 PM #1: |
Judge: A police officer caught you jaywalking and issued you the death penalty. Your only argument is that you didn't commit a crime. The punishment is at the sole discretion of the original police officer. Defendant: What? That's crazy. Judge: I'll take that as your dispute. Has the jury reached a verdict? Lone juror: I voted to confirm a crime was committed. Judge: Death penalty it is. *slams gavel* --- Ryzen 3700X | Evga GTX 1070 Ti | 16GB DDR4 3200 | Crucial MX500 2TB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 01/20/22 3:22:26 PM #2: |
that's why i don't like practicing in front of this judge --- There are so many things I can't get used to especially being alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 01/20/22 3:26:29 PM #3: |
Youre forgetting the lone juror is the original cop who committed the false accusation. Its also likely the officer or judge would purposely misinterpret what you said. You said you didnt commit a crime. I take that to mean you said you commit a crime. We will proceed to the death penalty immediately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 01/20/22 3:27:54 PM #4: |
Police Officer: https://youtu.be/zBkuNpgACH0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 01/20/22 3:29:01 PM #5: |
But the justice system already functions like GameFAQs wtf --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 01/20/22 3:55:14 PM #6: |
You missed the gathering of peasants whose only goal is to hurl stones at the judge, officer, and the accused. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 01/20/22 3:56:47 PM #7: |
Dont forget that criticizingthe judge, jury or police makes the Secret Police spirit you away forever. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 01/20/22 4:10:10 PM #9: |
reminds me of that video of a woman crying in court about the court cop and the judge just ignoring it and telling her to shut up or go to jail --- Xe / Xir https://youtube.com/shorts/c9qA3KFVJP0 https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Life Sympathy 01/20/22 4:24:18 PM #11: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAFof7AAC1DG.jpg --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 01/20/22 6:18:42 PM #12: |
ModLogic posted... reminds me of that video of a woman crying in court about the court cop and the judge just ignoring it and telling her to shut up or go to jailLink to the video please because I want to watch it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 01/20/22 6:19:23 PM #13: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] wrong ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/22 6:26:40 PM #16: |
Make Error a judge. It'll be glorious. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 01/20/22 6:39:05 PM #17: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] youve said that its a simple majority that causes a moderation to be upheld which isnt good enough because then if 49% of people disagree with the moderation its still upheld even though something is very obviously wrong with the decision. you're saying you dont know how many votes it takes? with the amount of mods on this site it cant be too many. you get one dispute and often you dont even know what rule your post has violated so you're going in blind and arent even allowed to ask a simple quest "why was this moderated". And then you have some mods who use the system as a "super downvote" for posts they personally disagree with even if they arent wrong and dont violate any rules. The system is fundamentally broken compared to larger websites ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChocoboMog123 01/20/22 6:50:13 PM #18: |
Kloe_Rinz posted... youve said that its a simple majority that causes a moderation to be upheld which isnt good enough because then if 49% of people disagree with the moderation its still upheld even though something is very obviously wrong with the decision. you're saying you dont know how many votes it takes? with the amount of mods on this site it cant be too many. you get one dispute and often you dont even know what rule your post has violated so you're going in blind and arent even allowed to ask a simple quest "why was this moderated". And then you have some mods who use the system as a "super downvote" for posts they personally disagree with even if they arent wrong and dont violate any rules. The system is fundamentally broken compared to larger websitesHow many mods would it take disagreeing for a moderation to be overturned? I imagine >90% of moderations are voted 90/10 one way or another. Do you think the old system where basically 4 people decided your status (marker, 1st mod, 2nd mod, admin) was any better? What larger websites do you go to with a better moderation system? How is Reddit's moderation system, where subreddit mods are practically omnipotent, any better? GameFAQs requires that:
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Nukazie 01/20/22 6:51:30 PM #19: |
let's gooo --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 01/20/22 7:15:26 PM #21: |
Judge: You've been found guilty of theft, arson, kidnapping, aggravated assault, sexual harassment, and attempted murder. Judge: You've been in my court ten times already. However, since you have a lot of karma, I have decided you will only spend 4 months in prison. Perhaps you'll learn your lesson this time... (Actually if mods are judges, what would the admin be?) --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Horrorbooksguy 01/20/22 7:33:56 PM #22: |
Alucard188 posted... You missed the gathering of peasants whose only goal is to hurl stones at the judge, officer, and the accused.I sympathize because mods do get shit you don't deserve but you can't deny the system is atrocious ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Horrorbooksguy 01/20/22 7:35:27 PM #23: |
Umbreon posted... Judge: You've been found guilty of theft, arson, kidnapping, aggravated assault, sexual harassment, and attempted murder.In this case Admin would be the president who decides penalties and has final say on death penalty cases Which is sadly Stull better than what we actually have ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/20/22 7:38:34 PM #24: |
Alucard188 posted... You missed the gathering of peasants whose only goal is to hurl stones at the judge, officer, and the accused.Also, the town crier standing outside the courthouse yelling out verdicts as they occur --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 01/20/22 7:41:31 PM #25: |
So if the criminal is old enough they don't get any punishment of actual consequence and instead walk out of the courthouse with a slightly sore wrist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 01/20/22 8:29:26 PM #26: |
Kakapo posted... Also, the town crier standing outside the courthouse yelling out verdicts as they occur Town clown usually. Same thing. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 01/20/22 8:29:58 PM #27: |
it's an improvement --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 8:30:24 PM #28: |
YR when a post prevents you from sleeping --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 8:36:45 PM #29: |
MR: Good, good --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 01/20/22 8:45:05 PM #30: |
Alucard188 posted... You missed the gathering of peasants whose only goal is to hurl stones at the judge, officer, and the accused. It sure bodes well for the integrity of the website when a prominent moderator refers to users as peasants. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TailsStillRight 01/20/22 8:45:08 PM #31: |
Thank goodness we have a system that is committed to a fair and speedy trial, no cruel or unusual punishment, where the accused can defend themselves, evidence is necessary, and you are innocent until proven guilty. Cherish these rights and defend them. --- Hero/Legend of the Gamefaqs Underground. Running circles around this place since 2008! This signature is dedicated to WelcomeToTheJam, and the brave men of 6/3. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 01/20/22 8:52:03 PM #32: |
EzeDoesIt posted... It sure bodes well for the integrity of the website when a prominent moderator refers to users as peasants. Sorry if the comparison of a mob of peasants stoning people to death was too much for you to handle. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 01/20/22 8:54:21 PM #33: |
Alucard188 posted... Sorry if the comparison of a mob of peasants stoning people to death was too much for you to handle. Your compatriots have moderated accounts out of existence for far, far less egregious comparisons. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skype 01/20/22 8:59:03 PM #34: |
EzeDoesIt posted... Your compatriots have moderated accounts out of existence for far, far less egregious comparisons. At the very least we should be happy they moderate harshly people who deny awful events such as genocide. --- Dead websight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 01/20/22 9:00:15 PM #35: |
Alucard188 posted... Sorry if the comparison of a mob of peasants stoning people to death was too much for you to handle.wow did a mod really just compare users complaining on a website to acts of violence irl? --- Xe / Xir https://youtube.com/shorts/c9qA3KFVJP0 https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 01/20/22 9:02:04 PM #36: |
Skype posted... At the very least we should be happy they moderate harshly people who deny awful events such as genocide. Deflecting from a moderator apparently viewing users as peasants to be subjugated by judges and officers is embarrassing. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 01/20/22 10:00:18 PM #37: |
And here we are, still concern trolling about moderators in the year of our lord 2022. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 01/20/22 10:02:35 PM #38: |
ModLogic posted... reminds me of that video of a woman crying in court about the court cop and the judge just ignoring it and telling her to shut up or go to jail The one where she said the cop molested her? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 01/20/22 10:03:09 PM #39: |
Alucard188 posted... You missed the gathering of peasants whose only goal is to hurl stones at the judge, officer, and the accused. Hey! It's a sacred tradition. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 01/20/22 10:03:58 PM #40: |
It's not concern trolling if the moderator is gleefully instigating it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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muchdran 01/20/22 10:10:34 PM #41: |
Theres no logic or reasoning behind the the moderation process. No explanation either, why isnt there a rational explanation involved? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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muchdran 01/20/22 10:12:23 PM #42: |
And why do you get modded, then they mod a post from months ago, only to suspend you? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Life Sympathy 01/20/22 10:13:08 PM #43: |
"Sardonic retort" are the words you're looking for. Not "gleefully instigating". --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 01/20/22 10:39:53 PM #44: |
Alucard188 posted... And here we are, still concern trolling about moderators in the year of our lord 2022. Who is attempting to derail the discussion about moderator fallibility but you and your colleagues? --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 01/22/22 12:46:01 AM #45: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AAIY7IAACsEf.jpg --- Xe / Xir https://youtube.com/shorts/c9qA3KFVJP0 https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Horrorbooksguy 01/22/22 11:30:57 AM #46: |
ModLogic posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AAIY7IAACsEf.jpgAs if any post from you has ever deserved a reply ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 01/22/22 8:59:45 PM #47: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I mean you're focusing on that one thing you can't even prove and dodging everything else so what reason have you given anyone to trust you? Way too often mods falsely moderate posts and nobody can realistically do anything about it. Way too often mods just use the moderation system as a "super downvote" for posts they don't like and purposely misinterpret. What you've said is false in multiple ways so why should anyone believe you? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/23/22 4:23:08 PM #49: |
Wait I could have been offering the death penalty all those years? --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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