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WorsCaseOntario 01/20/22 4:44:37 AM #1:	A mermaid with big titties. Lifelong fantasy of mine Why can't they be real :( --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. <cite>WorsCaseOntario posted [p:961908245] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>A mermaid with big titties. Lifelong fantasy of mine Why can't they be real :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 01/20/22 4:45:07 AM #2:	They'd just eat you anyways. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:961908251] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>They'd just eat you anyways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 01/20/22 4:45:33 AM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/4/AAIY7IAACnEa.jpg --- Xe / Xir https://youtube.com/shorts/c9qA3KFVJP0 https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg <cite>ModLogic posted [p:961908258] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/4/AAIY7IAACnEa.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/20/22 4:45:51 AM #4:	where is the hole anyway? <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:961908262] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>where is the hole anyway? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/20/22 4:48:01 AM #5:	I dont think its that easy, did you train with fish? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:961908277] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>I dont think its that easy, did you train with fish? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 01/20/22 4:49:22 AM #6:	Okay, but her head is that of a fish...sorry TC --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:961908291] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Okay, but her head is that of a fish...sorry TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/20/22 4:51:27 AM #7:	Futurama did it --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:961908308] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Futurama did it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/20/22 5:00:25 AM #8:	Alteres posted... Futurama did it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjhfUZyA6LI --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:961908380] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Futurama did it</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjhfUZyA6LI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 01/20/22 5:00:59 AM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-lRdR0AlSw --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." "Who cares about the quantity, if all you just need is the quality." <cite>HA4e posted [p:961908384] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-lRdR0AlSw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 5:02:15 AM #10:	Yes many fools are following this bright light --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961908397] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Yes many fools are following this bright light </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/20/22 5:03:49 AM #11:	You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961908410] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 5:15:38 AM #12:	Heartomaton posted... You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it. Oops, all jizz --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961908522] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it.</quote>Oops, all jizz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/20/22 5:34:22 AM #13:	BJs tho... --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961908713] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>BJs tho... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 01/20/22 5:36:42 AM #14:	This is why mermaids should be half dolphin instead of half fish --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:961908730] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>This is why mermaids should be half dolphin instead of half fish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 01/20/22 5:42:15 AM #15:	WilliamPorygon posted... This is why mermaids should be half dolphin instead of half fish what about the whale ones? i'm sure those exists --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961908771] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>This is why mermaids should be half dolphin instead of half fish</quote>what about the whale ones? i'm sure those exists </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 01/20/22 5:43:09 AM #16:	Top half fish, human vaj? Or the reverse? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:961908781] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Top half fish, human vaj? Or the reverse? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/20/22 5:47:49 AM #17:	The_Korey posted... BJs tho... A BJ ain't fuckin', Korey. It's a sexual act, but it ain't sex. Same goes for HJs. And TJs. Which can mean either a tit-job or a tail-job, depending on which part of the mermaid is rubbing yer penor. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961908820] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>BJs tho...</quote> A BJ ain't fuckin', Korey. It's a sexual act, but it ain't sex. Same goes for HJs. And TJs. Which can mean either a tit-job or a tail-job, depending on which part of the mermaid is rubbing yer penor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/20/22 5:56:37 AM #18:	Heartomaton posted... A BJ ain't fuckin', Korey. It's a sexual act, but it ain't sex. Maybe not for her, but if your thrusting your dick inside someone's holes, you're fuckin. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961908908] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>A BJ ain't fuckin', Korey. It's a sexual act, but it ain't sex.</quote> Maybe not for her, but if your thrusting your dick inside someone's holes, you're fuckin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 01/20/22 6:03:01 AM #19:	Mistere Man posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjhfUZyA6LI I also thought of that scene from Futurama --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:961908970] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjhfUZyA6LI</quote>I also thought of that scene from Futurama </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 6:04:33 AM #20:	But uh Not that particular giant glowing thing --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961908983] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>But uh Not that particular giant glowing thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/20/22 6:07:32 AM #21:	The_Korey posted... Maybe not for her, but if your thrusting your dick inside someone's holes, you're fuckin. That seems like a rather selfish way to look at it. To me, at least. I see fuckin' as a team effort. By which I mean a team of genitalia. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961909003] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe not for her, but if your thrusting your dick inside someone's holes, you're fuckin.</quote> That seems like a rather selfish way to look at it. To me, at least. I see fuckin' as a team effort. By which I mean a team of genitalia. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/20/22 7:00:26 AM #22:	Heartomaton posted... That seems like a rather selfish way to look at it. To me, at least. I see fuckin' as a team effort. Laying back and letting her ride my pogo stick ain't exactly team effort, but that's good fuckin. By which I mean a team of genitalia. Ass isn't genitalia. You saying two gay men are uncapable of fuckin? --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961909521] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>That seems like a rather selfish way to look at it. To me, at least. I see fuckin' as a team effort.</quote> Laying back and letting her ride my pogo stick ain't exactly team effort, but that's good fuckin. <quote>By which I mean a team of genitalia.</quote> Ass isn't genitalia. You saying two gay men are uncapable of fuckin? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 7:01:57 AM #23:	The_Korey posted... good fuckin. Or like when you get a Queit and a Loud at the same time? --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961909538] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>good fuckin.</quote>Or like when you get a Queit and a Loud at the same time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 01/20/22 7:21:16 AM #24:	Heartomaton posted... You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it. Imagine how mermen must jizz. *~~Imagine it~~* <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:961909748] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>You don't get to fuck a mermaid. She lays the eggs, you jizz on 'em. That's it.</quote>Imagine how mermen must jizz. Imagine it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/20/22 7:21:28 AM #25:	Name checks out --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:961909751] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Name checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 01/20/22 9:08:53 AM #26:	Few people would bat an eye if you took her on a short adventure either, they'd think she was in a costume. Especially so if you dressed like you'd just come from some kind of get-together or performance too. She might say bizarre things and draw attention if you don't come up with some kind of cover story for her to portray though. Maybe if you went to McDonalds she could find out what the big red and yellow glowing M sign was at long last and you could just blend in with the other weirdos. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:961911411] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Few people would bat an eye if you took her on a short adventure either, they'd think she was in a costume. Especially so if you dressed like you'd just come from some kind of get-together or performance too. She might say bizarre things and draw attention if you don't come up with some kind of cover story for her to portray though. Maybe if you went to McDonalds she could find out what the big red and yellow glowing M sign was at long last and you could just blend in with the other weirdos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timmyjinkle 01/20/22 9:18:17 AM #27:	In Japanese mythology - if you eat a Mermaids flesh you become immortal. --- "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson <cite>Timmyjinkle posted [p:961911588] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>In Japanese mythology - if you eat a Mermaids flesh you become immortal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 01/20/22 9:35:47 AM #28:	Don't do that though, try to be nice to her. She's probably been doing circles in a boring empty ocean for who knows how long and it's on you to give her a good first impression when she finally encounters someone. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:961911954] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Don't do that though, try to be nice to her. She's probably been doing circles in a boring empty ocean for who knows how long and it's on you to give her a good first impression when she finally encounters someone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 01/20/22 10:14:11 AM #29:	Laura --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:961912881] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>Laura </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/20/22 10:23:12 AM #30:	The_Korey posted... BJs tho... Imagine the scurvy. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:961913088] in I want to ... [t:79861504]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>BJs tho...</quote> Imagine the scurvy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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