Current Events > Joe Rogan had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.

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He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36'.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.'

Boo

I can't believe I read the entire fucking joke

I remember reading this in a New York can driver's joke book years ago, but instead of a headache, it was a guy's eyes bulging out

the joke itself isn't funny but the fact that it's joe rogan makes it funny because that is exactly the sort of shenanigans I would expect him to get himself into

I laughed. But with that came the grim realization that I've become the type of person I hate: someone who laughs at an otherwise-unfunny joke solely because it's at the expense of a political / ideological adversary.

masterpug53 posted...

I laughed. But with that came the grim realization that I've become the type of person I hate: someone who laughs at an otherwise-unfunny joke solely because it's at the expense of a political / ideological adversary.

i was wondering why this was supposed to be funny, thanks for explaining

Alt-Right Joe Rogan had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.

He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, 'Alt-Right Joe Rogan, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Alt-Right Joe Rogan was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.

Alt-Right Joe Rogan laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Alt-Right Joe Rogan tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
As Alt-Right Joe Rogan admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Alt-Right Joe Rogam thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Alt-Right Joe Rogan and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Alt-Right Joe Rogan was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Alt-Right Joe Rogan tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Alt-Right Joe Rogan walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Alt-Right Joe Rogan thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36'.

Alt-Right Joe Rogan laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.'

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gunplagirl posted...

I can't believe I read the entire fucking joke

Thank you for your service.

Boooooooo

Those balls must be really deep in his abdomen to be crushing his spine.
Deeper than ovaries are, come to think of it.

Thompson posted...

Those balls must be really deep in his abdomen to be crushing his spine.
Deeper than ovaries are, come to think of it.

That's why you should wear properly fitting underwear.

I dont know why people dont like the joke tbh, I thought it was funny

Yeah I like the 2nd version better because it says alt-right a lot.

Imagine thinking that Joe is a Nazi

In this joke, does Rogan come out as a winner because now he can continue to wear a size 34 if he wants? Cloud, silver lining, and all that.

Shishiwakamaru posted...

I dont know why people dont like the joke tbh, I thought it was funny

You have insulted their God.